Heterosexuality has been made illegal in Hell, Michigan

[MasterKade]

[URL="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hell-michigan-elijah-daniel-heterosexuality_us_59a735fde4b07e81d354ffa6"]Huffington Post is the only one reporting it[/URL]

[QUOTE]When Elijah Daniel was sworn in as the mayor of Hell, Michigan, this week, he immediately started implementing his agenda.

Specifically, he outlawed heterosexuality in the unincorporated community of 72 people.

Daniel, a YouTube comedian best known for writing a gay-themed erotic novel about Donald Trump, had spent a whole two days seeking higher office somewhere so he could carry out his plan.

“My ban is a copy-and-paste of Trump’s Muslim ban, but with heterosexuals instead,” Daniel said, taking some rhetorical license.

Lest he seem bigoted, Daniel offered local heterosexuals a chance to stay in Hell for a price: Fork over $84,000, which they would get back after one year of abstinence from straight sex.[/QUOTE]

(more in source)

[media]https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/902979339532333056[/media]

E: source was broken. Also he got impeached but that's normal apparently

[DETrooper]

He already got impeached.

[MarkUnread]

That's a Hell of a move though and a Hell of a burn.

[postal]

[media]https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/902977999733215233[/media]

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[media]https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/903035662651326464[/media]

good god lmao

[Mallow]

I can't decide if this is better or worse than trump

[RoboChimp]

I some how thought that a Mayor of Hell that made Heterosexuality illegal would look more like this:
[t]https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/south-park.jpg?quality=80&w=806&h=453[/t]
Just saying

[myon]

A mayor after my heart.

[Bob The Knob]

That mayoral proclamation

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9njagWK.jpg[/t]

However I am triggered by his apparent misuse of 'acting'

[Vlevs]

[QUOTE=Bob The Knob;52632822]That mayoral proclamation

[t]http://i.imgur.com/9njagWK.jpg[/t]

However I am triggered by his apparent misuse of 'acting'[/QUOTE]

Signed by his own black blood.

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

i want to go to gay hell

[Streecer]

fucking breeders

[TheMrFailz]

Wtf don't you nerds know that hetero sex is gay as Hell (Michigan)? If they aren't a virgin then some other dude's dick's been there and thats :pride:[I][U][B]ultrainfinitelymegalogay[/B][/U][/I]:pride:.

[sp]please don't kill me :c[/sp]

[The bird Woman]

Time to get a green card

[Scot]

[QUOTE=postal;52632800]
good god lmao[/QUOTE]

funny thing is this guy would most likely be a better president than trump, if he took it seriously

or maybe even if he didn't

[Steam-Pixie]

Those goddamn Straights.... THEY were the cause of the floods! :v:

[proboardslol]

Can't believe the FAKE NEWS that is preventing the mayor from keeping his town safe. HILLARY LOST GET OVER IT

[Snickerdoodle]

[QUOTE=Steam-Pixie;52633200]Those goddamn Straights.... THEY were the cause of the floods! :v:[/QUOTE]

I mean, a strait is a type of moving water
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3PGl7eS.png[/IMG]

[lonefirewarrior]

[QUOTE]His mayoral proclamation explains that when he was growing up, he was often told that homosexuals would go to hell. But “now the heterosexuals are trying to take that from us too,” Daniel wrote.

So, as mayor of Hell, he would establish “new vetting measures to keep radical heterosexuals out of our town.”[/QUOTE]

How many comedians can say they pulled off something as crazy as this?

[That Deer]

Heterosexuality is a sin! You're all going to Hell...'s heterosexuality therapy camp!

[Viva_]

[QUOTE=DETrooper;52632790]He already got impeached.[/QUOTE]

Thats how it works! Anyone can go to Hell Michigan and pay 100 bucks to officially be made mayor for a day, at the end of the day you're impeached.

[MedicWine]

That makes it even better of a stunt in my opinion, that anybody could have done this at any point.

[Snowmew]

[QUOTE=Viva;52642448]Thats how it works! Anyone can go to Hell Michigan and pay 100 bucks to officially be made mayor for a day, at the end of the day you're impeached.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://www.gotohellmi.com/mayor-of-hell.html"]Shit, I thought you were joking.[/URL]

[Sky King]

Wow hell sounds like a really chill ass place to live.

Also this mayor is a comedy genius.

[Raidyr]

This is what America looks like under Democrats.

[Glaber]

So, do these proclamations from the single day mayor's stick or do they go away with the impeachment at the end?

(Really confused on how it works for the city.)

[Sky King]

[QUOTE=Glaber;52642602]So, do these proclamations from the single day mayor's stick or do they go away with the impeachment at the end?

(Really confused on how it works for the city.)[/QUOTE]

It doesnt seem serious at all nor do I think the police is going to be enforcing this.

[Venomousbeetle]

[QUOTE=Snowmew;52642521][URL="http://www.gotohellmi.com/mayor-of-hell.html"]Shit, I thought you were joking.[/URL][/QUOTE]

So basically not big news at all?

I think this ad itself might've been a better subject matter

[Kazumi]

[QUOTE=Viva;52642448]Thats how it works! Anyone can go to Hell Michigan and pay 100 bucks to officially be made mayor for a day, at the end of the day you're impeached.[/QUOTE]

Even non-citizens? Because if so I know what I'm going to do if I ever go to the US.

[Duskien]

Sounds like something from an onion article. Very creative though.

[Anteep]

sounds like something from hell to be sure