Chicago resident Barack H. Obama dismissed from jury duty - Sensationalist Headlines

[url]https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/08/barack-obama-jury-duty-dismissed-chicago[/url] [quote]Barack Obama was dismissed from jury duty in Chicago on Wednesday. The former US president arrived for duty at the Richard J Daley Center in downtown Chicago shortly after 10am on Wednesday. By noon, the Cook County chief judge, Timothy Evans, was telling reporters that Obama would not be serving. Obama’s appearance at the courthouse created quite a stir. He was photographed outside by people who heard on the news that Obama would be coming to court. In the courthouse lobby, people craned their necks for a glimpse of Obama, wearing a sport coat and shirt but no tie, and took cellphone pictures of him.[/quote] [media]https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/928331043308036101[/media] People are making such a fuss but the guy has some kind of fucked up Kenyan sounding name and couldn't even afford a tie. No shit they sent him home when he has to be surrounded by security to prevent him from attacking anyone. Total walking disaster this guy.

who even is this guy [editline]9th November 2017[/editline] why care

damn he looks old now

[QUOTE=TheHydra;52870966]damn he looks old now[/QUOTE] 8 years of a ultra high stress job like being the president of the fucking USA would do that to ya.

[QUOTE=TheHydra;52870966]damn he looks old now[/QUOTE] I mean he doesn't look that bad for a 56 year old, but he definitely doesn't look young

[QUOTE=portalcrazy;52870959]who even is this guy [editline]9th November 2017[/editline] why care[/QUOTE] Has a big Twitter following, I think he is the guy from that "Thanks Obama" meme

[QUOTE=portalcrazy;52870959]who even is this guy [editline]9th November 2017[/editline] why care[/QUOTE] i think hes a rapper

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It's weird to think of him as a "Chicago resident". It's not correct but I always pictured him in the White House, hiding under the floorboards while Biden pretends to be a ghost or something.

This just proves that the courts are hostile to People of Color in the justice system. He was "accidentally" called for jury duty and then hostilely kicked out once they realized their mistake. Look at all those guards!

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[QUOTE=RaraKnight;52870994]8 years of a ultra high stress job like being the president of the fucking USA would do that to ya.[/QUOTE] High stress? The president uses taxpayer salaries to play golf, while hard working Americans sweat!! Sad!!

If I ever shake the President's hand I would feel so awful the next time I rub my rod. I might have to go lefty for a while.

[QUOTE=ThePanther;52871222]If I ever shake the President's hand I would feel so awful the next time I rub my rod. I might have to go lefty for a while.[/QUOTE] A true patriot would have an ambidextrous grip when it came to raising his flag.

[QUOTE=ThePanther;52871222]If I ever shake the President's hand I would feel so awful the next time I rub my rod. I might have to go lefty for a while.[/QUOTE] Holy shit you’re right. How the fuck can I whack it when I had the president’s hand in that same hand Come to think of it, how can i shake the president’s hand knowing the unspeakable things I’ve done with ol righty...

[QUOTE=ThePanther;52871222]If I ever shake the President's hand I would feel so awful the next time I rub my rod. I might have to go lefty for a while.[/QUOTE] Don't feel so bad. Obama is left leaning as well.

This thread is pure fucking gold.

[QUOTE=RaraKnight;52870994]8 years of a ultra high stress job like being the president of the fucking USA would do that to ya.[/QUOTE] How much we willing to bet that if Trump doesn't die of old age during his first 4 years, that the stress won't have affected him at all. Cause he doesn't give a shit.

barack h. obama is like that guy who would vote not guilty just to extend his jury duty time.

[QUOTE=EcksDee;52872196]How much we willing to bet that if Trump doesn't die of old age during his first 4 years, that the stress won't have affected him at all. Cause he doesn't give a shit.[/QUOTE] What stress? He's golfing most of the time.

exactly

[QUOTE=KingKombat;52871236]Holy shit you’re right. How the fuck can I whack it when I had the president’s hand in that same hand Come to think of it, how can i shake the president’s hand knowing the unspeakable things I’ve done with ol righty...[/QUOTE] Boys settle down, it’s No Nut November. Only sinners and Communists would ignore this time honored American tradition.

[QUOTE=Megadave;52872162]This thread is pure fucking gold.[/QUOTE] It’s okay