Students given more freedom in sex education than at the canteen: Liberal MP Peter Phelps

[BF]

[quote]NSW Liberal MP Peter Phelps has compared the State Government's healthy canteen strategy to sex acts, suggesting students are being told that oral sex is "OK" three times a week but sausage rolls can only be had once a semester.

There are now calls for Premier Gladys Berejiklian to pull Dr Phelps into line after he criticised his own Government's new healthy school canteen strategy.

Dr Phelps denied there was a child obesity epidemic while criticising the messages of sex education in state schools.

"Welcome to the New South Wales education system," he said.

"Where students can be told 'it's OK to fellate your boyfriend three times a week, but because of health requirements you can only have a sausage roll once every semester'."

Dr Phelps said "public health totalitarianism" was expanding not only in NSW but across the whole nation and "nanny state-ism" has reached an "insidious" level.[/quote]

Read the rest of the article at [url]http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-05-10/phelps-attacks-healthy-canteen-strategy-compares-to-oral-sex/8512770[/url]

[ZombieDawgs]

[quote]oral sex is "OK" three times a week but sausage rolls can only be had once a semester.[/quote]

Same thing isn't it?

[snookypookums]

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;52209159]Same thing isn't it?[/QUOTE]

If the obesity epidemic doesn't slow down, make that cocktail sausages.

[LAMB SAUCE]

Sausage roll inequality at its finest.

What if I want both kinds in succession, god damn politics

[AxeI]

[quote]"Where students can be told 'it's OK to fellate your boyfriend three times a week, but because of health requirements you can only have a sausage roll once every semester'."[/quote]
Well, I don't know Dr Phelps. Does sucking someone off regularly carry health risks? You tell me.

[DiscoInferno]

[QUOTE=_Axel;52209270]Well, I don't know Dr Phelps. Does sucking someone off regularly carry health risks? You tell me.[/QUOTE]

It's a choking hazard due to small parts.

[Bradyns]

"You fat bastard, you fat bastard, you ate all the pies and sausage rolls!"

[Riutet]

I remember back when I was at school and they started one of those healthy eating initiatives. They just took all the old food away and replaced it with new stuff, none of which I liked, so I just skipped eating altogether.

[mutant]

[QUOTE=Riutet;52209374]I remember back when I was at school and they started one of those healthy eating initiatives. They just took all the old food away and replaced it with new stuff, none of which I liked, so I just skipped eating altogether.[/QUOTE]
I loved it when they stopped selling coke cans at the canteen. I'd bring an esky with about 15cans every morning and sell them out of my locker.

[Quality Control]

3 times a week? Based on what? I mean why?

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=a-k-t-w;52213605]3 times a week? Based on what? I mean why?[/QUOTE]

Wednesday is hump day, saturday and sunday is gayday weekend.

[Mallow]

Tbh I'd prefer to eat a dick rather than a sausage roll