Post your dreams! - General

Now, people, here is a guide on how to identify bullshit dreams! Here are some things that are definitely bullshit. 1) Dreams that start from the beginning. When you dream, you usually skip to the middle. 2) Dreams that are extremely vivid. E.g: "I jumped out of the helicopter and stabbed the flying moose." Other than that, you can pretty much use your senses to identify bullshit from real.

Made $90K a year and a house of my own.

Jessie and James kidnaped me but then i realised I was dreaming so I picked up the remote, and turned it off

Spiders started to fly and the planet was slowly destroyed.

I think I dreamt that I watched some weird music video with a naked woman that had red strings coming out of her nipples and covering her entire body, while she sang, in one take Or maybe it was real, I have no recollection

I was traveling about the Mid-West, and had been hired by the Russians (or something I don't know) to bring a suitcase to an airport and just leave it while I take a plane to California. Long story short the suitcase has nukes and one of them goes off so I have to team up with Nick Cage to track down the real terrorists behind 9/11.

A group and I destroyed a cyborg (parts of wood) toymaker and his giant wooden puppet mech and managed to collapse the castle on top of us.

whenever I wake up after a dream I write it down on my phone before going back to bed so I can read it again later. I will post them here from now on. I had one recently in which I was chased by a robotic weaponised Alan Sugar :v:

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Had a dream I was clothes shopping with Bjork, the only specific detail I can remember is the ceiling was really really high I've never even listened to Bjork

I had a dream that I bought a bottle of water that was $270. It was an entire store, like the size of a wal-mart, and every shelf was just filled with different brands of water bottles.

I had a dream that I had every single Pokémon game and play them all (some on gameboy, Gameboy color, Nintendo ds, ect,)

Couldn't switch off the dish washer

I rarely get good enough sleep to dream so the last really memorable one I had was where I had four testicles. I remember looking down and it not really phasing me, just like "Oh I didn't know I had those other two".

tree people started to beat me up whenever a random person insulted me. Little girl walks up "u r ugly" FUCK HERE COME THE TREE PEOPLE [B][I]FUUUUUCK[/I][/B] 5 seconds later a few of em walk in the door n fuck me up scary as hell

I had this dream where it was Me, this English guy with a thick cockney accent, and a fucking Jewish Samurai with the Star of David on the chest of his armor and we went around solving crimes and stuff. I have the weirdest fucking dreams.

The one I most vividly remember was one where I could shoot lava out of my hands to propel myself into the air. I remember propelling down the street with said lava, wandering across a stone brick prison, going into the basement of it, coming back up, and the dream ending. Also one where I was in the future on an interstate made of glass and plastic, and I found a room full of teleporters while walking along it. And for some reason I had a gothic girlfriend. Also fighting a fat egotistical guy with my piano teacher on a golf kart.

Where i was surviving vs a zombie apocalypse with WW2 weapons and all that shit with Facepunch users. [sp]I dream a lot with Facepunch users for some reason[/sp]

[QUOTE=Roleplayman;42337999]Now, people, here is a guide on how to identify bullshit dreams! Here are some things that are definitely bullshit. 2) Dreams that are extremely vivid. E.g: "I jumped out of the helicopter and stabbed the flying moose."[/QUOTE] maybe you just have shitty dreams [QUOTE=Blazyd;42338654]I had a dream that I bought a bottle of water that was $270. It was an entire store, like the size of a wal-mart, and every shelf was just filled with different brands of water bottles.[/QUOTE] I think you might actually have the power to see into the future. On the topic of helicopters, I remember a really short dream I had as a young kid. I was in a helicopter in space, looking towards the Earth. I jumped out to dive to the Earth, but instead I fell down into the abyss. A fairy then came up and wrote out "You died!" in fancy magic letters. Man, that fairy was a dick. I've noticed that I usually have 3 dreams per night, and they'll stream into each other. There was one time recently where I had like 6 or 7 dreams in one night, though. That night seemed to last forever. There was stuff about flying around in various supermarkets, going through different levels and facing evil rabbit people or something, I think something about a dark, stormy beach and a tower? And a movie? I really should have written it down. For a while I wrote down most of my dreams, but after a while I got tired of it and started to only write down the most outstanding ones. I'm not sure why I didn't write that one down, though. Even though the subject matter wasn't that different from normal dreams, the fact that I had so many in one night and had it last so long itself was interesting. I guess it's okay to just remember the fact that I had something like that, though. Sometimes I'll realize I'm a dream, but I don't start lucid dreaming and controlling things; instead, I just keep going with the flow, seeing where it will take me. Like last night, I dreamt that one game was revealed to actually be the sequel to another one. I remember thinking about whether or not it was true or just a dream (I couldn't tell until I woke up), but I somewhat was aware that I was dreaming.

I was in a downtown of some city. Not sure where, though. I found some kind of movie theater that was full of snipers from TF2, and it turned out that I was one. They didn't look like TF2 snipers, but I knew that they were for some reason. The display was really bad. It was 9 screens on a wall, probably each of them being about 8 feet long, 4 feet tall, and some of them were broken. So, we were watching some sort of sci-fi movie while we were all drinking our piss (don't ask why because I don't know) and a little bit later, the guy who ran the movie theater told me to stand up. He said "So, Sniper. How do you feel about winning the local lottery?". And I said back to him "I feel alright... ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I WON 1,000 DOLLARS!!" I said that, even though the prize was $998. I don't even remember entering a lottery. I was about to go spend my money on a bunch of burgers, but then I woke up. I made up a term for knowing something in a dream, even though you don't see something or you haven't been told about it. I call it "Dream Knowledge".

I was stuck in hell, looking at past relationships with others and mistakes in my life.

To this day (I'm 16) I remember A nightmare had when I was about 5 or 6 years old. So, I'm standing in the middle of one of those circle things that they put at the end of the street so they can build more houses, anyway, so I'm standing in the middle of one of them, and I like to my right, and I see like 4 Ninjas standing in a drive way, then I woke up and started Crying.

I remember one of the freakiest was after one of our jeep/camping trips, in my dream me and my dad were being chased around in the army jeep by a panzer tank, it seemed goddamn real. I remember we were driving up a grassy hill in the rain and it was there, the tank commander yelled something at us in German, and after that we hauled ass out of there. It was one of the lucid types where I felt the rain in my face, and the mud splooshing, and the ground shaking from the tank and the fan noise of the jeep, haha. IDK if I was watching a history show or what before I went to bed (I know we were driving the jeep that day) but it was pretty freaky... Usually I have strange driving dreams about my Toyota tho, like I will be driving on some sort of bizarre highway or freeway that looks perfectly normal but there will always be something a bit off, IE weird inclines, 150mph, that sort of thing. Usually the place is full of hills and mountains as well. Then, the highway turns into some sort of funky parking structure overpass thing. Lots of times there are weird stormy tornadoes, and sewers I end up running through on foot too. Another recurring dream I get is that I have suddenly grown wings. I will be flying around in the street, and I keep having to land because of the power lines in the way, until eventually, I will come up to a large mountain or HUGE power line tower, in which case I am able to catch a thermal and glide up it, and then I am fine. It's strange, and VERY lucid in those ones, I can feel the wind in my feathers, and the g-forces when I am diving down. Hmm... Occasionally after playing games I have lucid dreams about carrying my rifle in some place (I do target shooting IRL so I know what it feels like). Once I was in some weird temple and I could feel the water in a stream cooling my legs off while I was looking for sniper position, another time I was somewhere shooting random shapeless targets, and another one I was with my friends from high school, I guess we were cops or something... Long story short I need to stop eating chocolate/playing video games before bed hahaha! [I]Cool thread BTW! If I dream anything else crazy I'll keep this bookmarked.[/I] :wink:

I was in a large dark room with spotlights shining on two fat, hairy and naked men riding horses.

i got mauled to death by a tiger in my backyard

I had a nightmare where instead of the moon crashing down to earth all Majora's Mask style, it was the sun. I slowly watched the thermometer reach impossible temperatures and the grass outside burst into flames. Then I melted to death.

This tiny old lady crawled out of a hole in the wall of my bedroom and started chasing me really fast, she was crabwalking or bent backwards or something and skittering across the floor Sounds silly but it was honestly the most terrifying dream I've had

That Dorito's Locos tacos were like 60 dollars but i bought a few anyways cause i was really hungry also that I was lightning mcqueen from disney's "cars"

I was Ice Cube, the rapper. I went to a grocery store for rappers named Privateer's Hold. For some reason, you never buy anything there really, everyone's just a bro. Then we barricaded the doors for no particular reason. In fact, I remember wondering why the fuck we were barring the doors for no reason in the dream. I woke up, and the name 'Privateer's Hold' struck me so that I immediately got up and began googling it. I was shocked to see google autocomplete it. Apparently, it's the beginning dungeon in The Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall I figure the dream was compiled from that week, during which I had played TES Daggerfall for the first time ever, my parents had gone grocery shopping, and I listened to Ice Cube's The World is Mine. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coN67Qoxnqc[/media]

Trevor was mastrobating while I played tf2. I was a master of trading and johnny gat gave me a high five. I have no idea what happend next.