Example: What's The difference between a baby and a watermelon?
A: One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.
GO. P.S. Can be any tasteless joke about babies not just "whats the difference" ones!
you're horrible
You cant tell the difference between your and you're.
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Way to go back and fix it without leaving an Edit
What's the difference between a baby and a football?
A: One is fun to kick around, the other is a football.
What's the differene between a baby and a basketball?
A: One is fun to bounce around, the other is a basketball.
What's the difference between a baby and a target?
A. One is fun to shoot at, the other is a Target.
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A: a blender
How do you get them all out?
A: Doritos
What's the difference between [I]x [/I]and a dead baby?
one is fun to (attribute of [I]x[/I]) and the other is a baby.
What's the different between a bad thread and this thread.
Nothing
Whats do a knife rack and a dead baby have in common?
You put knifes in both of them.
I can post very shocking gif here so you will not want to post jokes about dead babies then.
[QUOTE=executed rat;22507983]I can post very shocking gif here so you will not want to post jokes about dead babies then.[/QUOTE]
pm me it.
please do, i have no heart at all :D
Q. How do you make a dead baby float?
A. Take your foot off of it
Why do they boil water during birth?
So that way if there's a miscarriage, everyone gets lunch.
What's the difference between OP, dead baby and an idiot?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between Twiddlestix and a baby?
A baby doesn't make bad / horrible / gross threads.
What do you like to eat?
[sp]A dead baby ofcourse.[/sp]
what's the difference between a dead baby and sand?
you can't pick up sand with a pitchfork
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How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles?
You nail it's other hand into the ground too.
Q: How do you make a baby sit still?
A: You make it eat a brick.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? Well I don't really know, but it's dead babies and that's frickin' hilarious! :downs:
What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke?
[sp]Dead baby jokes can get old[/sp]
[QUOTE=Twiddlestix;22507750]How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
A: a blender
How do you get them all out?
A: Doritos[/QUOTE]
If you do this, then the volume of the 100 baby's will still stay the same.
So you cant fit them into a bucket.
What's red, slimy and trying to crawl up your leg?
[sp]A homesick abortion[/sp]
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[QUOTE=Hatashi;22515835]If you do this, then the volume of the 100 baby's will still stay the same.
So you cant fit them into a bucket.[/QUOTE]
What if it's a big bucket?
What's the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a tree?
The erection you get while doing it.
What's white and yellow and floats in a pool?
A baby with floaties.
What's white, blue and yellow and sinks in a pool?
A baby with slashed floaties.
What's while, red, and yellow and floats in a pool?
Floaties with a dead baby.
How do you get a baby to stop crawling around in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the ground.
What's the difference between pizza and a dead baby?
[sp]I don't masterbate over pizza before I eat it[/sp]
Whats better than a dead baby flying through the air at 100mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.
[QUOTE=Sickle;22507919]What's the difference between [I]x [/I]and a dead baby?
one is fun to (attribute of [I]x[/I]) and the other is x[/QUOTE]
Fix'd
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