[I]1. Always wear seatbelts.[/I]
When you realize that staying at home is getting you nowhere, Find a Vehicle.
....And when you finnally think your home-free.....[B]CRASH!![/B]
You fly through the window and get your face all over the road.
[I]2. Always have a weapon.[/I]
-Insert obvious description here-
[I]3. Stay in groups or outsmart others.[/I]
Here, Youll have to make a choice.
Picture this: Your smashing your way through Wal-Mart in search of food, and all of a sudden you find some survivors.
Now, Heres what you can do: Become friends, Kick some zombie Arse as a group or Outsmart them, Take their weapons and/or Vehicle and Rest easy.
4. Don't die.
5. Nut up or shut up.
6. Don't be a hero.
7.
Be old, be a prick, be a black guy, be a whiny young girl, be a gambler, be a gay young man, like chocolate, or make terrible puns about axes if you don't want to be infected.
8. Generic Zombieland quote :downswords:
9. Exercise and train for low-resource scenarios beforehand instead of jacking off to your petulant little anarchy fantasies.
10. Stop making these fucking threads or the zombies will definitely kill you.
11. Check the backseat.
12.shoot your friends before they turn into zombies
13. Kill all sunsabitches
14. Don't become infected.
15. Get off facepunch
16. [I]Cardio.[/I]
17. Remember to make a thread on Facepunch. Pics required.
18. Run or shoot? BOTH.
19. Tell stories about your cousins'/friends' antics to pass the time
18. remember to buy some nuclear bombs at the market
21.[img_thumb]http://zombiesattack.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/zombie-survival-guide.jpg[/img_thumb] Read that
22.Aim for the head.
[QUOTE=autodesknoob;22272240]18. remember to buy some nuclear bombs at the market[/QUOTE]
:ninja:
[QUOTE=BipolarPanda;22272314]21.[img_thumb]http://zombiesattack.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/zombie-survival-guide.jpg[/img_thumb] Read that[/QUOTE]
Fun read.
[editline]09:26PM[/editline]
Read it three times. :v:
23. Never expect the zombies to follow any rules. They've already broken the rules of life, why should they follow anything like the laws of causality or physics?
24. Always have a defibrillator ready in case on of your friends dies from being eaten.
26. remove the head or destroy the brain.
27. Double tap
28. They only want a hug, have a heart.
29. Do it for the lulz.
30. Slap a Bitch if you have to.
31.Chainsaw.
32. Spork.
34. Hook up with the nearest hot chick. According to movies, no matter how much people have been through, they're still up for a root.
35. Down with the sickness must be played at all times. It increases your zombie killing skills 73.47% (True story)
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