You wake up after a night of partying hard to discover you're sharing your bed with the avatar above

[RobbL]

[SUB]because we don't already have enough "avatar above you" threads[/SUB]

[electric926]

Cry silently into my pillow.

[Atersk]

Promptly commit suicide.

[macotaco]

Hope for the love of god i'm not offered a blowjob.
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Ninja'd why

[Askaris]

Tiptoe away.

[Chekko]

Oh shit I'm sorry, I must have been drinking too much yesterday. So sorry for any damage I may have caused, I'll pay - no problem.

[geoface]

check to make sure no one's missing and/or missing a finger, leave, find a monk, find a giant fish, fuck it's brains out.

[DaFreshLemon]

Eat it

[Mon]

nod in depraved approval

[slater]

Answer the door and get arrested by the police.

[Digimutant]

Push him out the door and wash my face

[SmallieBiggs]

Beat him to death with a shoe.

[Rebi]

It's a situation that could best summed up as "Por que"

[Rocko's]

Run

[Sobotnik]

Ask him what happened.

[asteroidrules]

"Yes!" *looks down at her stomach* "fuck."

[HazzaHardie]

go home and cry

[jiggu]

All of them? I go puke I guess and change my name.

[papaya]

I go back to sleep.

[Foxconn]

I rape it.

[ViralHatred]

Cry.

[Nibroc]

get the fuck away from that shit

[Liem]

Am I wanted for murder now?

[Viero]

How the fuck

EDIT: Shit, ninja'd.

I'd ask "What the fuck are you doing here"

[Muggy]

How the fuck did that get in bed with me?

[HighdefGE]

Ask him a question.

[TSIThomas]

oh GOD

(quack)

[Sgt. Jerky]

With a penguin? KEEP IT AND LOVE IT FOREVER!

[Sobotnik]

Ask him if he's ok.

[ThePinkPanzer]

Make sure she isn't pregnant.