post your most hilariously offensive, crude, and disgusting jokes - General

i havent seen a thread in a long time how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? [sp]AIDS[/sp]

A personal favorite is "I like my women the way I like my steak, boneless and bloody"

how does kurt cobain collect his thoughts? [sp]with a squeegee[/sp]

What's black and screams? [sp]Stevie Wonder answering the iron[/sp]

I'd tell a joke about Jonestown, but the punchline is too long [sp] Delivery is really killer though[/sp]

What is an Afro American doing on a farm? [sp]Everything[/sp]

What do you call an Ethiopian with a pickle on his head? A quarter-pounder

Alright, you asked for it v:v:v What do you call nine black people hanging from a tree? [sp]An Alabama wind chime[/sp]

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.

Why do I have to be so polite nowadays? I used to be able to say "black paint." [sp]Now I have to say "Tyrone, paint the walls, please."[/sp] I called my son a bloody disappointment today & the gf burst out into tears [sp]Apparently, she's sensitive over her miscarriage[/sp] What's the worst thing about having Aids? [sp]Being black[/sp]

What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing.

whats better than winnimg the special olympics? [sp]not being retarded[/sp]

here's a shitty overused joke What do you call a 1st grader who has no friends anymore? [sp]A Sandy Hook survivor.[/sp]

Did you hear about Princess Diana? She was all over the news. And the dashboard. Who were the fastest readers in history? [sp]9/11 victims, they went through 110 stories in 10 seconds[/sp]

How do you get Jews in a car? [sp]Throw a penny inside[/sp] How do you get them out? [sp]Hitlers Driving[/sp]

"Black couple have white baby." I knew, I just knew it! I finally move away from all the gun violence, rape and robbery and they go and invent the stealth n****r!

[QUOTE=The mouse;42241373]Why do I have to be so polite nowadays? I used to be able to say "black paint." [sp]Now I have to say "Tyrone, paint the walls, please."[/sp] [/QUOTE] Damn, I was coming here to post that one.

How are a gay and a tumbleweed similar? They both blow and blow until they get stuck on a fence in Wyoming

Bringing the dead baby jokes because it's only a matter of time before someone else does. How do you get 2 dead babies into a bowl? [sp]with a blender[/sp] How do you get them out? [sp]with nachos[/sp] What's worse than a dead baby in a bucket? [sp]a dead baby in 3 buckets[/sp] What's worse than a bath full of dead babies? [sp]a bath full of dead babies, and an alive one trapped underneath[/sp] What's worse than a bath full of dead babies with one living baby inside? [sp]the alive one is eating it's way out[/sp] What's worse than that? [sp]it going back for seconds[/sp]

How do you fit 6 million jews in one car? [sp]2 on the front, the rest in the ash tray[/sp]

Here's some more: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? [I] When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.[/I] What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby in the microwave? [I]About 10 minutes. [/I] What is sticky, red, and crawls up your leg? [I]A homesick abortion. [/I] God I love fucked up jokes. :v:

What did little Jimmy want for Christmas? Parents. What did he get? Cancer. What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? One can support a family. Oh dear.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? [sp]Cross-country[/sp] How was the copper wire invented? [sp]Two jews fighting over a penny.[/sp] How do black men hit on women? [sp]They jump out and grab them.[/sp] Have you ever had Ethiopian food? [sp]Neither have they.[/sp] What do black people and sperm have in common? [sp]Only one in a million work.[/sp]

How do you make a Jewish dance club? [sp]Tie a penny with string from the ceiling.[/sp]

[QUOTE=Ghost_Nixon;42243615]How are a gay and a tumbleweed similar? They both blow and blow until they get stuck on a fence in Wyoming[/QUOTE] Okay, that one is just fucked.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? [sp]Because she didn't have any arms[/sp] Knock knock. Who's there? [sp]Not Sarah[/sp]

What's the first thing you hear when you enter a baby in a competition? [sp]A pelvis crack.[/sp]

[QUOTE=slayer64;42249147]Okay, that one is just fucked.[/QUOTE] [quote=Thread Title][B]post your most hilariously offensive, crude, and disgusting jokes[/B][/quote]

I forgot to post this one: Why were the twin towers sad? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

One of the more common jokes around when I was at junior high: Whats the difference between a basketball and a black person? [sp]You're not supposed to kick a basketball[/sp]