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[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Quick, get in my hamburger!
You: YESSS
You: *gets in hamburger*
Stranger: Now, where shall we go?
You: NEW PAKISTAN!
Stranger: OH YES!
Stranger: GET YOUR SPACE BURQA ON! (Not racist btw it just seemed appropriate)
You: YEAAA!
You: ONWARDS!
Stranger: WOOO
Stranger: TO NEW PAKISTAN!!!
You: DNANANANANANANA
Stranger: Oh shit I forgot the ketchup
You: ...
Stranger: Brb getting ketchup
Stranger: Do you want some Jell-O while I'm at it?
You: yeah sure
You: Get some Heinz ketchup though.
Stranger: Mmmkay
Stranger: Right!
Stranger: Ready?
You: YEA!
Stranger: 5
Stranger: 4
Stranger: 3
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: ....
You: Wah?
Stranger: I think we're in New Pakistan now
You: *peeks out hamburger*
Stranger: *Slowly climbs out of hamburger*
Stranger: *Gets hit by grenade*
Stranger: Ouch!
You: Whats that?
You: *picks up grenade*
Stranger: NOOO MY SPLEEN!
You: Hmm.. It's gree- OH MY GOD YOUR BLEEDING!
Stranger: AAARGH
You: INCOMING!!!
Stranger: TAKE THE HAMBURGER BACK TO BUNGALARIA
Stranger: YOU GO WITHOUT ME
Stranger: I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
You: Bu-
Stranger: GOODBYE
You: No..NOOO!!!
Stranger: I'M SORRYYYYY
Stranger: GOOODDDBYYYEEEEE
You: NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I MUST GO INTO THE LIGHT
Stranger: *Dies*
You: NOES
You: Speak to me man!
Stranger: .....
Stranger: .....
Stranger: Woman, actually.
Stranger: Anyway, back to being dead.
You: WAT
Stranger: .....
Stranger: Yeah, sorry I didn't tell you about my vagina
You: :byodood:
Stranger: Anyway
Stranger: *Dead*
You: WAIT[/QUOTE]
I was gonna ask him/her for the meaning of life. :saddowns:
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl]
You: american sign language
Stranger: hey fucker
Stranger: no sign language asshole its short eng
Stranger: gandu
Stranger: aai ghal
Stranger: bhenchot
Stranger: fuck ur sister
Stranger: shatuu
You: LSD
Stranger: do u masturbate?///////
You: THC
You: BP
Stranger: r u mad?????You: u madd
You: fuuuuck
You: i am hight
Stranger: fuck off
You: high
Stranger: m/f
Stranger: njhkgkgk
You: i
You: i
You: i
Stranger: i]
You: i has a ppenis
Stranger: r u drunk?
You: i said i was high
Stranger: where r u from????/
You: i have like seven fingers right now
Stranger: kalu
You: kahleefornjaa
Stranger: do u know eng???? teri maa ki chud
You: iit's where the governator lives
Stranger: madarchoth w
You: no hablo Swedish
Stranger: wat r u talking
Stranger: r u gay????
You: stuff dont go up my butt
Stranger: ghe mag tondat
You: ^o^
Stranger: fuck off asshole u r really drunk
Stranger: m/f
You: i said, i have a enis
You: pnis
You: pens
You: dick
Stranger: u r sexless
Stranger: r u a virgin
You: i fucked o mama
You: in a bied
You: she has nice ass
You: bouncy tit
Stranger: i fucked ur family 2 nicebreasts
Stranger: ur mom has black and very tiny ass
You: ican onlyv type with onr habd now
You: my other one flew away
Stranger: gjmfrdkjhwhd,xbhrkachskfg]
You: titty fuc
You: and now i am eation corn
Stranger: i know ur father is a sex worker
You: corn on the cob
You: corn from a can
Stranger: kkkkkkkkk
You: kkk hates black people
Stranger: do u hate ur mother because she is a nigro
Stranger: fuck ur family!!!!!!ur all family is hot & sexy!!! hmmmma
Stranger: (only females)
You: i am hot
You: and sexy
Stranger: not u!!!! hehe
Stranger: ur ur ugly
You: you want to lick your littl;e ballsack
You: like a dog
You: woof
Stranger: third person singular sala
You: bow wow
Stranger: where r u from???????/
You: ccaaaliphornjnsefui
You: kali
You: calio
Stranger: bhenchot nit bol
You: dingus
You: hollywood
Stranger: she kar
Stranger: poo poo
You: I don't watch star trek[/quote]
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