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Mine was when I caught myself trying to act like a bomb defuser and stoped the microwave timer at one second left

was swinging a pool stick around like the sorcerer in diablo 1 and mom came in and was like " wtf are you doin " [img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100730012216/diablo/images/7/77/Se.gif[/img]

I like to pretend that I'm a videogame character version of myself with special powers and such. I'm 17, and college-bound. :sigh:

Naming my cat Lamarr.

Every moment of my life is like a gigantic orgasm of nerdiness.

In school air fencing alone with a piece of rolled paper Because when you fence with a friend, it's no longer nerdy.

[QUOTE=johan_sm;28718195]In school air fencing alone with a piece of rolled paper Because when you fence with a friend, it's no longer nerdy.[/QUOTE] This is not true. At all.

Asking random questions about everything, also telling all of my male friends of my newest pick-up line involving dicks and an infinite elastic constant.

in class room puting a video of meet the heavy, girl watch and laugh shame on me

[QUOTE=CountChocula651;28718084]was swinging a pool stick around like the sorcerer in diablo 1 and mom came in and was like " wtf are you doin " [/QUOTE] Star Wars kid?

yes its me

Swinging my wooden sword around for 30 minutes.

[QUOTE=mookman22;28719482]Swinging my wooden sword around for 30 minutes.[/QUOTE] I swung my metal sword around for 2 hours today.

buying 6 DVDs of classic anime at the same time and being excited about finding it all at cheap prices attempting to sing the Star Blazers theme song

I named my cat Zelda. She's my widdle baby booky wooky wooooo! [editline]21st March 2011[/editline] I become a woman when I talk about my cats.

Telling a story to my friends about how my friend got into a fight with some Washington fans at a redskins game and accidentally said he'd "Aggro'd" the lot of em. I was so ashamed.

I once shouted "Hammer of Justice" when punching someone. Nobody got it. I lol'd inside once I won said fight, however.

I spent half an hour explaining to my friend the difference between Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation.

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;28720501]I spent half an hour explaining to my friend the difference between Star Trek and Star Trek: The Next Generation.[/QUOTE] Friend?

I was explaining double negatives to my father. He said "I didn't do nothing" And being a commander on Chromehounds.

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;28722292]Chromehounds.[/QUOTE] Why did they take the servers down and why haven't they made a sequel :gonk:

Every time I play Gears of War with my friends over Xbox Live I make kung fu or general grunt noises whenever my character punches, does an execution, or rolls. Even worse, I begin acting like a generic evil villain, spouting things like "insolent fool/welp" or "you'll never stop me, (lame gamertag)!" My mom always walks in when I begin explaining my evil plans after killing someone. These plans almost always involve some sort of silly violence. I'm a sophomore in college.

[QUOTE=Dashiel;28720196]I once shouted "Hammer of Justice" when punching someone. Nobody got it. I lol'd inside once I won said fight, however.[/QUOTE] For some reason this made me think of a nerd shouting that, then punching another in the gut, where after they proceed to slap each other.

At work I was throwing garbage down the waste-schute and I jump-spin-kicked the door to close it and when I turned around some girl was standing there looking at me. All I managed to say was "Yeah that was pretty cool eh"

I christened a brand new sledgehammer "The Banhammah" then proceded to demolish things. The hammer broke :smith: actually, I think the time I spend on FP at school is the nerdiest.

Shouting "FALCON PUNCH" when punching someone

I wish I could pinpoint one specific place in my life where I was being extremely nerdy... But there's just far too many.

whn i wuz fuking ur mum last nite lawlawl TROLOLOLOLOL

[QUOTE=ManOfTheArts;28723139]whn i wuz fuking ur mum last nite lawlawl TROLOLOLOLOL[/QUOTE] Don't you have some homework to do?

Making out with girlfriend on couch, she's on my lap, TV is also on, and she's in the way of it. World Of Warcraft: Cataclysm commercial comes on, I hear it said by dramatic voice actor. I gasp, and push her the fuck out of the way. She didn't talk to me for a while after that.