Bees are pretty chill, they're like tiny flying hippies who just drink nectar, spread pollen and make some dank ass honey for us all to enjoy. Wasps are just cunts though and I'm not even sure if they do anything but be massive dicks.
So this begs the question; should all wasps kill themselves? They're basically just big bullies and they don't even have their own fashion sense (they stole their look from bees). If you don't believe that wasps are massive dicks, just look at this video
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M[/media]
Now, I know those are hornets but hornets are basically just the Pokemon evolution of wasps so you know. As you can see here, the hornetwasps just come in and kill the hard-working bees for NO REASON! What bullies! And not only that, but that was only 30 wasps vs 30,000 bees. Wasps have the capability to destroy the ENTIRE BEE POPULATION, and unlike wasps, bees actually contribute something to the world.
COMPARATIVE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN BEES AND WASPS
Bees:
-make honey
-pollinate flowers
Wasps:
-are just dicks
This video was what made me create the "wasps are dumb and should die" movement, in which we as a large group travel all around the world to various wasp nests and tell them to kill themselves. Hopefully through our sheer determination we will be able to make the entire wasp population kill themselves.
So anyways, what are you waiting for? Help me make a real difference in this world, and join the "i hate wasps they should die" movement.
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tbh everybody says wasps are enormous cunts but I've seen loads of the fuckers and I've only been stung once, and that was when it got in my shoe. just swat them away, they don't sting you mid-air. It doesn't piss them off, they aren't smart enough to get pissed off by anything short of an attack on their hive.
As much as I hate wasps, they are still an important predator and a vital component of their ecosystem, and their absence would be a problem
[QUOTE=Sitkero;48764093]As much as I hate wasps, they are still an important predator and a vital component of their ecosystem, and their absence would be a problem[/QUOTE]
I don't think I've ever actually been hurt by one before, I probably only get a bit scared when one is near me because people tell me I should be. Most animals will just leave you alone given the chance.
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;48764083]tbh everybody says wasps are enormous cunts but I've seen loads of the fuckers and I've only been stung once, and that was when it got in my shoe. just swat them away, they don't sting you mid-air. It doesn't piss them off, they aren't smart enough to get pissed off by anything short of an attack on their hive.[/QUOTE]
Whatever, when I swat at one it comes after my ass at least 75% of the time. Bees on the other hand don't usually mess with you even if you do swat at them.
[QUOTE=LSK;48764188]Whatever, when I swat at one it comes after my ass at least 75% of the time. Bees on the other hand don't usually mess with you even if you do swat at them.[/QUOTE]
Why are you swatting wasps ya dingus
Nah, while wasps and hornets are aggressive I think they have their place in the world.
Mosquitoes, on the other hand...
Wasps are fine y'all are pussies.
Never been stung by a wasp. While they are annoying persistant cunts they aren't as much of a panic inducing threat the internet wants it to be.
[QUOTE=Skyward;48764677]Wasps are fine y'all are pussies.[/QUOTE]
I literally ran face first into a wasp nest as a kid, and today I'm absolutely terrified of wasps/anything that makes buzzing sounds. They weren't very aggressive though and they only stung me once from that encounter (left ear), they were all over me, including inside of my clothes.
wasps wont hurt you if you don't fucking swing for them
[editline]26th September 2015[/editline]
don't pay attention to it and it won't pay attention to you
If you get rid of anything that isn't at the top of the food chain, you're gonna have problems.
Seriously I haven't been stung by a wasp in fucking YEARS. People only act like they're godless killing machines because HAHAH WASPS R EVIL AMIRITE????!!!?!???
So fucking dumb.
Wasps are important as they keep the numbers of insects such as flies down. Plus they also help pollinate, even if they aren't as efficient as bees at it.
hornets are fuckers though they kill cool ass bees
[QUOTE=Skyward;48764760]Seriously I haven't been stung by a wasp in fucking YEARS. People only act like they're godless killing machines because HAHAH WASPS R EVIL AMIRITE????!!!?!???
So fucking dumb.[/QUOTE]
Jeez, don't take things so seriously. Also, lots of people are genuinely terrified of these things cause allergic reaction to them can fuck you up
The thing I hate about wasps is they don't give a fuck where they build their nest. Even if there's people around every day they'll move in and get pissy with anyone who gets too close or hangs around too long like it's their territory.
This happened a lot at each of my schools because you always had those outdoor trashcans full of sugary go-gurt, jello, and non-diet soda so they'd swarm in by the droves, plant their asses in some forgotten corner, and spend their days on constant high-alert because there's kids around constantly.
Then too they're attracted to anything that smells sweet, so if you're wearing the wrong kind of shampoo/deodorant/hair spray/perfume they'll start following you around and landing on you. They'll land in your food and ruin it too. That's how most people I knew got stung, not because they were being stupid.
So yeah like one wasp may not be a big deal but they can be really annoying in groups because they're really stupid and territorial.
Killing wasts is like beating a mini boss throughout your daily routine
I kill wasps that are inside my home because I don't want wasps in my home, but that goes for any bug. I don't kill wasps in the wild though
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;48764083]just swat them away, they don't sting you mid-air. [/QUOTE]
Doesn't always get them to go away though. More often than not it'll aggravate them.
First time I got stung by a wasp was last year. I was carrying a bottle of coke. I tried walking away from the area it picked up on me at, but it followed. I tried swatting it away but it didn't fuck off. Eventually I thought it had went away but as I went to open my bottle of coke the fucking thing was on the cap and of course that's where my hand landed.
I've since learnt the best thing to do is to just stay pretty still. I've had wasps land on my arms, and even my face and as long as you stay still they'll just go away after a bit of investigating.
No, because in some twisted sense, we should all be capable of squashing them with our bare hands without as much as a blink of an eye.
[QUOTE=JesterUK;48764867]Wasps are important as they keep the numbers of insects such as flies down. Plus they also help pollinate, even if they aren't as efficient as bees at it.[/QUOTE]
This guy is right, wasps are good pesticides on organic fields and can keep pests (flies,etc) away from live stock too
[QUOTE=jamzzster;48765251]This guy is right, wasps are good pesticides on organic fields and can keep pests (flies,etc) away from live stock too[/QUOTE]
Until the wasps eat your livestock. :vs:
[QUOTE=king bones;48764076]
Wasps have the capability to destroy the ENTIRE BEE POPULATION[/QUOTE]
Showing only one half of the video to prove your statement huh? That's not a very good evidence.
Look at the second half of the video.
[video=youtube;2P7Q1ncgcoY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P7Q1ncgcoY[/video]
And need I remind you that the video you posted showed European honeybees vs Japanese giant hornets, two different species from two different part of the world that have never met each other naturally.
[QUOTE=PieClock;48765226]I've since learnt the best thing to do is to just stay pretty still. I've had wasps land on my arms, [B]and even my face[/B] and as long as you stay still they'll just go away after a bit of investigating.[/QUOTE]
You are legitimately mad.
I won't kill them unless I absolutely have to, but I did get stung by one a month ago and took adequate revenge.
[QUOTE=ch0mp;48765308]You are legitimately mad.
I won't kill them unless I absolutely have to, but I did get stung by one a month ago and took adequate revenge.[/QUOTE]
Full disclosure, I was completely fucking shitting myself. But I wasn't stung.
[QUOTE=PieClock;48765337]Full disclosure, I was completely fucking shitting myself. But I wasn't stung.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, I thought I was the only one who had a fucking wasp landing on my face.
[QUOTE=PieClock;48765226]I've since learnt the best thing to do is to just stay pretty still. I've had wasps land on my arms, and even my face and as long as you stay still they'll just go away after a bit of investigating.[/QUOTE]
This works for bees and such because, especially if you're wearing yellow/blue type clothing, they'll be like "Oh my god, there's so much flower-stuff in there, can't resist, must check out closer.."
Then they come closer, or even bounce into the clothing fabric, and come to the realization that "Hey, this isn't the stuff.. it doesn't feel right.."
[editline]26th September 2015[/editline]
Not sure about wasps though, but they [I]shouldn't[/I] bite/sting you, unless they are pissed off? I haven't really come across any wasps in a long time anyway.
I swear wasps can smell fear or acknowledge dominance or some shit, I have this friend who always freaks the fuck out everytime there is a wasp remotely close to us.
While I stay still and just try to ignore it, they always pick on my friend who tries to get away from it.
Not swatting it or anything, just by showing it that he's scared of it.
It's really funny.
Has happened like ten times that i can remember.
One time he ran from one and the fucker followed him all the way down to the car while i just chilled and enjoyed the nature around me while strolling down.
Damn the consequences kill em all.
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