When/how did you learn to masturbate? - General

Tell your story For me it was a clash between ebony blowjob (cabel TV) and a night alone at the age of 12

When I was stranded in the Alaskan snows. I resorted to masturbation to keep me warm at night.

When I met you :love:

My cousin gave me a handjob and I was like dis feels gewd so then I started doing it to myself

My friends told me to rub my dick really fast and explained it to me when I was about 9.

Not sure how I first did it, but I thought it was piss at first not jizz.

Hmm.. I think I was 11 or 12 when I first learned about masturbation. So much lotion! :ohdear:

in all honesty, with a really fucking fuzzy blanket. first go was like :byodood:

Some day I decided to wash my dick by soaping it and then rubbing it up and down, then after a while I was like "This feels nice", I can't remember if there was jizz or not. I thought I discovered something. A few years I found it quite funny how when I started watching porn, the people in it would do the same thing I did for so long.

I had a boner when I was eleven and I pulled down on my dick extremely hard and it was fucking painful as shit, then I jizzed. After that, I started watching pornography with good reason.

I was 11 or 12, and watching a Madonna video. I got a boner and it was really uncomfortable so I started rubbing my pants and then SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!! I came in my underwear.

I started touching myself down there, and it felt good, so I continued. After a little bit, I jizzed and was like "oh god uuhhhhh". Then I waddled to the bathroom with my pants around my legs. I've had boners way way way before that though. I know remember one time I had one when I was like 5, probably had a lot more that I don't remember. Also, before I knew how sex worked at all, before I even wanked, I just thought about hot naked ladies until I felt my pee pee get hard. I had no idea what it meant, but I knew they were related.

4chan..... ...whut

I never heard about it until my friends were talking about it during lunch in the 8th grade. Boy, I didn;t know what I was missing.

I watched a documentary about masturbation and thought it was funny, so I should try it. I copied this one masturbatory position where I lay up against the wall with my feet sticking up. I started smashing my junk and a drop or two of what seemed to be water fell on my stomach. I didn't feel any muscle spasms or anything.

Well, lets just say it started with discovery channels documentary on africa, my dads laptop and private browsing, and japanese milk porn. I dont know how i was into that

I just sorta' sat in the shower one day and explored.

My first erection freaked me out. I was browsing porn because I was curious, and I suddenly felt a pressure in my jeans that turned out to be my first hard-on. I was... twelve, maybe? Thirteen, I think.

Watched porn, saw guys doing it, did it, no jizz. [editline]13th May 2011[/editline] Oh look, 1337 posts.

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About 8, started tugging on it, got my first orgasm, but I first shot cum at like 12. Started watching porn regularly after 8 years old :v:

I was humping everything I could before I was 11, then I figured out how to jerk off. I think I actually jerked off 13 times in a row before my dick started getting this weird feeling like I had to piss really bad but I couldn't, and pissing hurt my dick. I didn't know before then your dick has a limit, I thought you could just keep going. Nope. I think I have some disorder that makes me horny as fuck all the time beyond puberty because I always was a perverted horny little fuck and now I jerk off all the time. Three times a day is restraining myself.

Just sorta did it when I was about 12. I wasn't even watching porn.

1. Got a boner. 2. Rubbed my junk. 3. Thought "What if I used lotion?" 4.???? 5. Profit. I was 13.

[QUOTE=ccg;29788776]I never heard about it until my friends were talking about it during lunch in the 8th grade. Boy, I didn;t know what I was missing.[/QUOTE]Okay I know this is bullshit because even a mentally retarded kid could figure out how to wank before then.

[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;29791261]Okay I know this is bullshit because even a mentally retarded kid could figure out how to wank before then.[/QUOTE] 12 or 13 is in the 8th grade. Which is what plenty of people in this thread have said.

[QUOTE=TEAMGiant;29791333]12 or 13 is in the 8th grade. Which is what plenty of people in this thread have said.[/QUOTE] Oh [I]right[/I]! Shit, school goes really damn quickly.

When i was around 10 years old. I saw a guy fucking another girl and then he started to fap and came. I wanted to do that to so i started to fap myself and i then found out it was giving me pleasure so i did it allot and holy shit this sentence is long so i better stop typing.

[QUOTE=Johan123;29795005]When i was around 10 years old. I saw a guy fucking another girl and then he started to fap and came. I wanted to do that to so i started to fap myself and i then found out it was giving me pleasure so i did it allot and holy shit this sentence is long so i better stop typing.[/QUOTE] Where you watching porn or just spying on two unsuspecting people?

[QUOTE=JesterUK;29795035]Where you watching porn or just spying on two unsuspecting people?[/QUOTE] Jesus christ i want to answer that i was spying on two people, but it was Le porn i was watching