Step 1) Putting a nuke in every major city
Step 2) Getting the detonator hooked on my heart.
Step 3) Get in to the UN and tell em about the nukes, but tell them there is a sensor by them and any movement will make them blow up.
Step 4) Tell them i taken over.
Stupid Eh?
yes
First, start small. Start spreading worthless propaganda that doesn't seem to be too important to the people. But, eventually, that will grow. Eventually people will begin to realize that their current leaders are nowhere near as powerful as me alone, and they will revolt.
It's all about forces of corruption.
I don't look both ways when I cross the road so that eventually the entire system of the world will fail and I can take over in the resulting anarchy!
1) Survive 2012
2) Reclaim World with other Left-Behind Nomads
1) Start a new Bolshevik Revolution.
2) Ally with the United Kingdom.
3) Form a new British Empire.
Attack Vatican City, claim all objects of monetary value.
Starve Africa eventually ending world hunger.
Eventually becoming the world's most powerful/richest country, conquer nearby countries until the whole world is mine.
Nuke if necessary.
Blow up the Vatican, take over as Pope of Atheism. :v:
Always attack Vatican City, it's the first step to conquering the world.
ask politely
Combine style
I heard Russia is full of nukes. Just "borrow" a few....
Step 1) Order 500 pizzas and have them delivered to the Queen of England
Step 2) While the Queen is all "QQ I DIDN'T ORDER 500 PIZZAS D=" I invade Russia
Step 3) Demand Russia and China become good pals and NOT want to kill America
Step 4) Wake up
Step 5) Kill everything
Wait till America goes to shit, promise rebirth of classic America, take over the country, build super cool underground bunkers for myself. Pour all available funds into research of laser weapons and other super cool shit.
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