Sometimes, jokes are so bad, they can be funny. So, post some jokes that match the description, maybe get a laugh or two.
Q. What do you call bird ghosts?
A. [sp]Sea-Ghouls![/sp]
Q. What do you call a black pilot?
A. [sp]A pilot you racist fuck[/sp]
What do you call a monkey in a tree?
A black guy hiding from the cops!
LOLOLLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Brendon
Oh, hi Brendon. Come in!
How's it goin'?
Just fine. You?
Things are going great.
Knock knock
Who's there?
Fuck
Fuck who
Fuck you
Q: Why do Jews watch porn films backwards?
A: [sp]They love the bit where the prostitute gives the money back.[/sp]
knock knock
who's there
doctor
doctor who
doctor who
Bad, amirite?
Q: Why do Jews have such big noses?
A: [sp]Air is free![/sp]
Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
A: [sp]"Woman, I've done told you twice!"[/sp]
Q: What's the difference between a dog that got hit by a car, and a black guy that got hit by a car?
A: [sp]There are tire marks in front of the dog[/sp]
Q: Why do black people have such wide noses?
A: [sp]Because that's where God put his foot when he ripped of their tails![/sp]
Q: What do you call a gay guy's ass?
A: [sp] A fairy tail![/sp]
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Knock knock
Who's there
Corninmahp
Corninmahpwho?
LAWL!
CORN IN MAH POO!
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Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, and Michelle Obama were in a jet plane.
Barack Obama opened the window and threw out a $100 dollar bill.
Michelle said "Why did you do that?"
Barack said "I'm going to make one person really happy"
Michelle threw 10 $10 bills out of the window, and said "I'm going to make 10 people very happy"
Oprah threw 100 $1 bills out of the window, and said "I'm going to make 100 people very happy"
Having overheard their conversation, the pilot said to the co-pilot-
"I could throw all 3 of their asses out the window and make an entire nation very happy"
/joke
I thought it was good.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16077107]
Oprah Winfrey, Barack Obama, and Michelle Obama were in a jet plane.
Barack Obama opened the window and threw out a $100 dollar bill.
Michelle said "Why did you do that?"
Barack said "I'm going to make one person really happy"
Michelle threw 10 $10 bills out of the window, and said "I'm going to make 10 people very happy"
Oprah threw 100 $1 bills out of the window, and said "I'm going to make 100 people very happy"
Having overheard their conversation, the pilot said to the co-pilot-
"I could throw all 3 of their asses out the window and make an entire nation very happy"
/joke
I thought it was good.[/QUOTE]
Except Obama is awesome.
I was recently asked to come along on a friend's date, so he wouldn't be so nervous.
While there he said I was there to "Keep him off <insert girl's name here>."
I replied "I'm sure it'll be the other way around."
Rate me boxes.
Why do everyone love Obama ?
N/A.
Q: What do you call two lesbians on a canoe?
A: Fur Traders
[QUOTE=Uglulyx;16087339]Except Obama is awesome.[/QUOTE]
I don't care for him, I looked at a lot of what he is doing, or plans to do. Then again, I'm a right winger. To each his own, even though that's still a funny joke if you're willing to laugh at your self.
[QUOTE=Beastly_Boy;16088498]Then again, I'm a right winger.[/QUOTE]
ALL THE RACIST JOKES MAKE SENSE NOW [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-keke.gif[/img]
Q: What do you call a floating stereo system
A: A nigger at night
[QUOTE=Kanye West;16088530]ALL THE RACIST JOKES MAKE SENSE NOW [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-keke.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
Shut up, your avatar is black.
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Plus out of like the 12 black kids at my school, I'm friends with 2 of them.
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Lol.
my avatar is from dbz retard
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also all of the sudden something being black is racist?
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HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP
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IS THIS REAL LIFE? [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-psypop.gif[/img]
There's a gypsy and a black guy in a car, which one is the driver?
[sp]The cop[/sp]
there's a cop, a gypsy, and a black guy in a car, who is driving?
[sp]the black gypsy cop[/sp]
[QUOTE=Kanye West;16088640]I am black[/QUOTE]
I don't get how telling racist jokes while being a right winger makes any difference than if I was liberal? You're just some uneducated dumbshit.
Fuck off.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Genocide.
What's worse than genocide?
Finding a worm in your apple.
Here's another joke...
Black Rights.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple and genocide?
Finding a genocide in your apple
[QUOTE=Ashley :);16090013]Here's another joke...
Black Rights.[/QUOTE]
Racism is bad you sick fuck
It's a bad joke thread. That was a bad joke, no?
It made me laugh till I cried, so no.
So a black guy and a priest walk into the bar all the rest does not matter but your mother is a whore.
I heard that one before
Interracial Marriage.
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