public toilets have been the bane of my existence since forever no matter where you go they're all the same foul smell complete lack of hygiene and inadequate facility's.
my recent experience was the train station toilet and let me tell you it made me reconsider if crapping my pants was such a bad idea after all. the smell was so bad i almost threw, up the toilet bowl had shit on the side, there was almost no toilet paper left, the sink tinkled a tiny amount of water to wash my hands with, and of course the blow dryer was one of those shitty outdated models that did fuck all to dry your hands, basically never use a toilet at a train station.
post your shitty (pun intended) experiences with these hellholes we call public toilets
A non-self-service gas station off the main road near Mahwah, New Jersey right by I-87/287. [i]Because New Jersey[/i].
Well I went to the beach about 5 or so years back and I had to go change into some dry clothes after swimming for quite abit.
I went to the bathroom and all the stalls were full except [B]one [/B](it was the beginning of summer so everyone was at the beach, understandable)
So I opened the door to this one seemingly unoccupied stall to only be greeted by a toilet filled to the absolute top with feces, toilet paper, trash, and piss.
Since then, I've never used the bathroom at the beach no matter how bad I've ever had to go.
The stalls around the diesel and automotive section of my school, students there don't even try. The toilets there almost always have piss all over the seat or they're clogged up with shit.
/b/
Chambers St. station in lower Manhattan. I think it was meant to be locked, but I had to piss really bad, so I walked into a bathroom that looks like it was used in The Warriors and had been locked ever since. I did my business without touching a single surface because it was all fucked up and grimy.
I went to this restroom at a nearby lake, and boy howdy did it suck. It was essentially a glorified outhouse with a non-flushing toilet, no air conditioning, no sink nor soap, a metal door handle that caused 5th degree burns to touch, and a (thankfully empty) wasp's nest. The best part was how I was stuck in there for a long time thanks to chicken alfredo-induced diarrhea.
Green River Utah city park. The outside door didn't have a handle, it was a previously painted concrete room that had chipped all to hell and was filled with trash. The stall didn't have a lock, it was just plywood on hinges painted black. There was trash in the toilet and a used tampon, in the men's restroom.
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The floor was covered in used paper towels too, but I don't even remember there being a dispenser.
Used to have a fear of public toilets, then I was forced to poop in public toilets in the Philippines, now I am certified to poop anywhere in the US.
Mexico City public toilets
Went to a club, one of the toilets had been ripped out of the floor and was in the urinal.
idk how or why, but it was kinda weird pissing in a hole in the ground
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also one of the toilets of the McDonalds in the city was clogged once when I went in, was like a soup of shit marinating in piss and it kept spinning around
Many years ago I worked in a wholesale warehouse which had a public unisex bathroom, two toilets, one urinal and a sink. It was also public and the area was right near a illegal shantytown full of illegal Haitian immigrants, which was suitably named The Mudd. Little did I know how 'muddy' my morning would be.
I was severely hungover one morning and stumbled into work, I needed to rock a quick piss before I got started with me day and opened the bathroom door, turned on the light and I froze in my tracks.
There was shit everywhere.
It was all dried and crusty as if it decided to meld with the grimy white floor in it's new habitat outside of the anus of a very unfortunate and disgusting person. I lifted the collar of my shirt to my nose and navigated the path of shit to the far stall and poked the door open with my foot only to find a toilet covered in diarrhea, on the walls, the toiletpaper dispenser which coincidentally was void of any remaining toiletpaper. The tank of the toilet. Everywhere.
The trail (And I mean a fucking trail, it wasn't little droplets here and there, it was a constant damn trail as if someone took a brown paint can and just slowly poured it along) lead to the second stall, shit on the handle and all. I poked that door open as well, only to see more poo all over the toilet but in a less extreme manner.
Through gagging and trying to not step in crusty ass paint I decided it'd be best to wash my hands to feel slightly better about my morning only to see the sink clogged with brown water and paper towel. There was no way I was getting my hands near that septic soup. Even the tap was smeared in shit.
Anyways, I walked out back and took a piss on a dead rat instead.
[QUOTE=Tarzy;47701424]Many years ago I worked in a wholesale warehouse which had a public unisex bathroom, two toilets, one urinal and a sink. It was also public and the area was right near a illegal shantytown full of illegal Haitian immigrants, which was suitably named The Mudd. Little did I know how 'muddy' my morning would be.
I was severely hungover one morning and stumbled into work, I needed to rock a quick piss before I got started with me day and opened the bathroom door, turned on the light and I froze in my tracks.
There was shit everywhere.
It was all dried and crusty as if it decided to meld with the grimy white floor in it's new habitat outside of the anus of a very unfortunate and disgusting person. I lifted the collar of my shirt to my nose and navigated the path of shit to the far stall and poked the door open with my foot only to find a toilet covered in diarrhea, on the walls, the toiletpaper dispenser which coincidentally was void of any remaining toiletpaper. The tank of the toilet. Everywhere.
The trail (And I mean a fucking trail, it wasn't little droplets here and there, it was a constant damn trail as if someone took a brown paint can and just slowly poured it along) lead to the second stall, shit on the handle and all. I poked that door open as well, only to see more poo all over the toilet but in a less extreme manner.
Through gagging and trying to not step in crusty ass paint I decided it'd be best to wash my hands to feel slightly better about my morning only to see the sink clogged with brown water and paper towel. There was no way I was getting my hands near that septic soup. Even the tap was smeared in shit.
Anyways, I walked out back and took a piss on a dead rat instead.[/QUOTE]
I'm surprised you lasted that long in there you brave man, I would have nope-ed the fuck out of there after opening the door
A café in Egypt: painfull turkish toilets.
It was in China, there were public toilets with no doors, not even compartments, with squat toilets.
It was fucking disgusting because the toilets faced inside so you can see a lot of ass cheeks facing you shit.
Well... More or less in Scotland, was on holiday and I wasn't feeling so well. Went into the stall in this bar but then changed my mind after seeing several huge logs dotted around the bathroom. Someone in this world has some huge asshole to squeeze those out. Hell, not just that, the toilets themselves had unflushed piles of shit in them.
I refrain from using anybody's toilet other than my own. Either if I have to urgently poo or pee, I'd rather do it in the woods.
Fuel station toilets are always bad. It's never a good sign when the cleaner's sign says
LAST CLEANED: (blank)
NEXT CLEAN DUE: (blank)
Proper motorway service station and airport toilets, though, are generally pretty clean
Camp site toilet
One word:
[I]Spiders[/I]
I was a Boy Scout growing up, so my standards for public bathrooms basically disappeared by age 10.
Any bathroom that's in a park. Seriously, I don't think even Satan would willingly go in one of those
Last year on my way to Columbus for a convention, I stopped at a seemingly innocent rest stop to use a toilet and maybe get a bottle of Cherry Pepsi. I go into the building and it looks pretty nice, far fancier than the log-cabin esque exterior might of suggested. I enter a restroom and open the stall. I was greeted by the most vile toilet I've ever seen. It was just filled piss and shit. The seat might as well of been painted yellow. And the worst part? The other stalls were taken.
Probably my primary school's toilet.
The walls, floor and roof were all covered in shit 90% of the time and in my last year, someone constantly drew shit swastikas everywhere. It was so bad, it was basically on a fucking janitorial blacklist. No cleaner wanted to touch that place.
In Lebanon's airport at Beirut, I saw garbage cans in the toilet seats. It was hilarious.
At my uni:
The toilets themselves aren't awful but there's an ash bin at the entrance. Once it had been filled to the top, and the bottom came loose so everything fell out and formed a fair-sized pyramid of rancid smelling, still-smouldering, somewhat decomposed cigarette butts.
[QUOTE=Tarzy;47701424]Many years ago I worked in a wholesale warehouse which had a public unisex bathroom, two toilets, one urinal and a sink. It was also public and the area was right near a illegal shantytown full of illegal Haitian immigrants, which was suitably named The Mudd. Little did I know how 'muddy' my morning would be.
I was severely hungover one morning and stumbled into work, I needed to rock a quick piss before I got started with me day and opened the bathroom door, turned on the light and I froze in my tracks.
There was shit everywhere.
It was all dried and crusty as if it decided to meld with the grimy white floor in it's new habitat outside of the anus of a very unfortunate and disgusting person. I lifted the collar of my shirt to my nose and navigated the path of shit to the far stall and poked the door open with my foot only to find a toilet covered in diarrhea, on the walls, the toiletpaper dispenser which coincidentally was void of any remaining toiletpaper. The tank of the toilet. Everywhere.
The trail (And I mean a fucking trail, it wasn't little droplets here and there, it was a constant damn trail as if someone took a brown paint can and just slowly poured it along) lead to the second stall, shit on the handle and all. I poked that door open as well, only to see more poo all over the toilet but in a less extreme manner.
Through gagging and trying to not step in crusty ass paint I decided it'd be best to wash my hands to feel slightly better about my morning only to see the sink clogged with brown water and paper towel. There was no way I was getting my hands near that septic soup. Even the tap was smeared in shit.
Anyways, I walked out back and took a piss on a dead rat instead.[/QUOTE]
This all makes me wonder
how?
we were driving interstate between sa and nsw and stopped at some petrol station. walked into the shitter and right there on the seat was a shit the size of a birthday cake
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;47702218]This all makes me wonder
how?[/QUOTE]
I've heard that recovering heroin addicts can get some unearthly shits. Judging from how bad he made it sound, that would be my first guess.
I been to a public toilet that was clogged and full. When I flushed it, it only leaked out the bottom on to the floor. Then the bowl filled up again.
Any French camping toilet
[QUOTE=SuperPlamz;47702084]Probably my primary school's toilet.
The walls, floor and roof were all covered in shit 90% of the time and in my last year, someone constantly drew shit swastikas everywhere. It was so bad, it was basically on a fucking janitorial blacklist. No cleaner wanted to touch that place.[/QUOTE]
Christ my highschool toilet was closed because someone smeared shit on the walls but your school actually took the time to draw with shit filthy animals ugh
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