What's the deepest, darkest secret of yours that you would be willing to post on a public forum? - General

I sneeze when I'm aroused.

I hide my insecurity by exaggerating about how I feel about myself Me and my friends used to eat ants when we were little I like eating other people's foods (not like I get sexually aroused or anything, the grass is just always greener on the other side) This was supposed to be a little humorous in a way but I think I came off more as sad and regretful

[SUB][SUB][SUB]my name isn't actually DudeGuyKT[/SUB][/SUB][/SUB]

I feel tempted to point out the fact i'm female when i'm on the internet or in games if a vaguely related topic comes up or when it would seem to qualify me more in my statements, but even in relevant discussion I feel guilty and terrible for ever mentioning it because i'm always worried i'm just doing it for attention.

I have [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichotillomania"]Trichotillomania[/url]

I'm horrified that one day I'm going to die, and then no one will remember me. I'll be just another name on a tombstone in some backwater town. [editline]29th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=macdoo999;40089113]I sneeze when I'm aroused.[/QUOTE] Also this

My name is in fact [I]not[/I] Bob.

One time I [sp]came in my mouth by accident[/sp]

I took the cookie from the cookie jar. [editline]30th March 2013[/editline] But really I can't think of anything gimme a minute

I own an anime pillow.

Oh does that count? I own two, three if you count the non-naked character on the third.

I've ran out of places to hide the bodies :tinfoil:

I'm afraid of pretzels.

I'm on Facepunch.

I like ketchup

i once fucked a squirrel

[QUOTE=Rhenae;40089520]I feel tempted to point out the fact i'm female when i'm on the internet or in games if a vaguely related topic comes up or when it would seem to qualify me more in my statements, but even in relevant discussion I feel guilty and terrible for ever mentioning it because i'm always worried I'm just doing it for attention.[/QUOTE] Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I'm replying to you because you're a female poster, 'tis in awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Darcy. 3. Don't be intimidated, but i'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D. But in all seriousness. I'm great at making acquaintances, terrible at making good friends. And I've lost all hope at ever having a best friend.

[QUOTE=Rhenae;40089520]I feel tempted to point out the fact i'm female when i'm on the internet or in games if a vaguely related topic comes up or when it would seem to qualify me more in my statements, but even in relevant discussion I feel guilty and terrible for ever mentioning it because i'm always worried i'm just doing it for attention.[/QUOTE] I'm inclined it's to think it's because internet users in general and gamer culture in particular is quite quick to accuse women of being 'attention whores', and some women who use the net regularly may have a sort of complex about it as a result. Blame the environment. [editline]30th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=darcy010;40091355]Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I'm replying to you because you're a female poster, 'tis in awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Darcy. 3. Don't be intimidated, but i'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D. But in all seriousness. I'm great at making acquaintances, terrible at making good friends. And I've lost all hope at ever having a best friend.[/QUOTE] Christ, Darcy, what the fuck.

[QUOTE=archangel125;40091370]I'm inclined it's to think it's because internet users in general and gamer culture in particular is quite quick to accuse women of being 'attention whores', and some women who use the net regularly may have a sort of complex about it as a result. Blame the environment. [editline]30th March 2013[/editline] Christ, Darcy, what the fuck. [editline]30th March 2013[/editline] Hm, private thing to admit about myself. My deeper, darker secrets aren't those I'd ever be inclined to share, but I think I've grown too fond of the sound of my own voice. People keep telling me I should be on the radio, and it may have gone to my head.[/QUOTE] Its an old XBLA joke as some dude sent it to some girl. Its pretty weird if you dont get it.

I really wish I had secrets to share now

[QUOTE=Mike Tyson;40091411]Its an old XBLA joke as some dude sent it to some girl. Its pretty weird if you dont get it.[/QUOTE] Ahhh. I was worried there for a minute.

i pee'd in your butthole

Okay, my previous secret was bullshit, so here's another. My lady likes to be dominated, objectified and used - And I find I like indulging her [I]very[/I] much indeed. It troubles me a little that I can enjoy being cruel, but she loves it. The thought of such a strong, intelligent (not to mention attractive) woman surrendering herself so completely to my will gives me a ravenous sexual appetite. And being at peace with my darker side is a nice side-effect.

I watch porn for the comments.

I like videogames

I jerked off in my mom's bed when I was 6

I am constantly trying to receive praise, mainly because I want something to counteract my borderline hatred of myself.

[QUOTE=Magmacow358;40091533]I am constantly trying to receive praise, mainly because I want something to counteract my borderline hatred of myself.[/QUOTE] You should honestly talk to someone about it. It feels good to get it out in the open with someone who understands.

I have lied about my personal life in order to garner sympathy.

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;40091491]I watch porn for the comments.[/QUOTE] my god