Come here to post shit you did on Omegle.
[code]Stranger: 21/f bored. what's up?
You: Hello.
You: I am here to inform you of a once in a life time offer
You: The king of Nigeria has just died
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[editline]06:54PM[/editline]
[url]www.omegle.com[/url]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck?
You: sure
You: fucm u?
Stranger: nice now ill have a smoke then fall asleep
Stranger: nice quickee
You: but i have herpes
Your conversational partner has disconnected
This one was fucking awesome:
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Yo stranger, I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Stranger had one of the best chats of ALL TIME.
Stranger: Heh
Stranger: you jack ass
You: You insult my honor.
You: I challenge you to a duel. *slap*
Stranger: I heartily accept your challege, *punch*
You: Right-o. Ten paces at midnight. 1
You: 2
You: 3
You: 4
You: 5
You: 6
You: 7
You: 8
You: 9
You: 10
Stranger: fire
You: FIRE
You: BANG
Stranger: I shot you
You: Cough then fall over dead.
Stranger: so do I
You: This is truly the folly of war.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we both die
You: Violence is never the- *cough* answer.
You: If only we had learned this before this battle.
You: This could have been- *cough* avoided.
Stranger: We might...... have .... lived......
You: Goodbye, you complete dick.
Stranger: you too
You have disconnected.[/code]
This is basically 90% of all my conversations on Omegle.
[code]Stranger: hey i am a horny guy and i am looking a horny girl for cam sex
You: is it okay if I have a penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
And than I got the same bloody guy again :argh:
[code]Stranger: hey i am a horny guy and i am looking a horny girl for cam sex
You: you again
You: I have a penis
You: Is it okay?
Stranger: btw, www.punyurl.net/rewards has free stuff
Stranger: brb
You: thats great.
You: Did I tell you I'm 46 years old?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
