Nicest thing you ever did

[5tolognadriS]

So, after all the fucked up shit I've been exposed to on fast threads, I decided that maybe it's time for a change of pace.

In this thread, we post the kindest things we've done in our lives. I'll start:

Once, when I was in fourth grade, I gave up allowance for 6 months to buy a goat for starving families in Zimbabwe (or someplace). True story.

I don't get it why am I getting funnies

[Lord of Numa]

One time, I raped this bitch.

Then I bought her some roses and took her to dinner.

[5tolognadriS]

Fine, I guess none of you have done anything nice except Iloled.

[Hmn30]

My last victim died quickly and painlessly

[reviewmad]

The nicest thing I've done in 6 years was buy my girlfriend dinner and shit while on dates.

Nicest thing before that was buy my brother drinks like lemonade when he was hung over

[Nachy]

I helped an old lady cross a street.

[Lord of Numa]

[QUOTE=Hmn30;17420410]My last victim died quickly and painlessly[/QUOTE]

Meh. Boring.

[Adventbishop]

Put my cat out of its misery by breaking his neck, he was still alive after he got run over by a bike <=(

[Hmn30]

[QUOTE=Lord of Numa;17420423]Meh. Boring.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, slow deaths are much more enjoyable

[5tolognadriS]

Wow, so much for the change of pace from fucked up shit.

[reviewmad]

Oh, I just realized

OP is a friendly rating whore

[5tolognadriS]

No'm not.

[VaultBoi]

i was little and i took a caterpillar from a spider web

[MS-DOS4]

I robbed a bank because I'm poor and I needed to help pay for my mother's chemo therapy.

[ilolled]

[url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=724604[/url]

[Lord of Numa]

[QUOTE=Hmn30;17420444]Yeah, slow deaths are much more enjoyable[/QUOTE]

Definitely. I like to hear them beg for mercy as I drain the life out of them :twisted:

[Hmn30]

[QUOTE=Lord of Numa;17420577]Definitely. I like to hear them beg for mercy as I drain the life out of them :twisted:[/QUOTE]

And their face when they feel the knife going inside them :fappery:

[Trumath]

[QUOTE=Hmn30;17420619]And their face when they feel the knife going inside them :fappery:[/QUOTE]

So satisfying!

[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PPgU44tBL8E/SbZ0cQ4K4gI/AAAAAAAAAyo/auS6GN7tsAk/s400/american+psycho+christan+bale.jpg[/img]

[GunskiMod]

Saw $20 on the ground and gave it back to the woman walking away.
[B]Stupid }=([/B]

[CaptainSnake]

I walked a thousand miles just to serenade her in a field of fireflys

High five to whoever can guess where thats from.

[Gay4Grandad]

I stopped giving her suprise buttsex.

I gave her suprise normal sex instead.

[Nallin]

Bought some homeless guy McDonalds (basically 5 burgers and a coke)

[Ubergoose]

I gave a homeless guy £5

FIVE FUCKING QUID

[TheIceman]

Once when I was working for Reykjavík Marathon, i was putting up flags and stuff, an old danish man walked up to me with his brand new cell phone, claiming he did not know how to turn off prediction text messaging. he asked me to fix it, and i did! I thought that was a very nice deed done by me :)

[Zycos]

I opened a door for someone one time...

[dcalde78]

[quote]Damien says:
*dear lady
*you are too fine a lady for me
*enjoy the company of sir henry
[/quote]

She was too good for me :(

[Zorlok]

I donated $150 to the ACS.

[reviewmad]

Showed you all this

[url]http://i26.tinypic.com/abt2qv.jpg[/url]

[Superkusokao]

[QUOTE=reviewmad;17433233]Showed you all this

[url]http://i26.tinypic.com/abt2qv.jpg[/url][/QUOTE]

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[Col. Buggernuts]

Gave up my seat on the tram for an old lady.