Facepunch New Rules - General

This thread as the title says for posting your thoughts and suggestions for rules on facepunch To keep things organized, lets post in this format: [quote]Fourm: Subfourms: Actual idea or thoughts [/quote] So this is mine GD: No more threads about what you're girlfreind thinks of you or just about your girlfreind in general. I've seen alot of threads crash and burn on topics like these. [editline]02:01AM[/editline] Seriously I thought people would be jumping on this like lions

No, no, no. Old rules.

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16557606]No, no, no. Old rules.[/QUOTE] +1

[QUOTE=.Cheezy.;16557606]No, no, no. Old rules.[/QUOTE]Specifically, '05 rules. Autoban too, bring that genocidal funbag back!

Ban retards who wear gasmasks.

give duncanfrost gold member

Can someone post the old rules? I need them, I lost my old copy.

[QUOTE=Reaver1991;16557886]Ban retards who wear gasmasks.[/QUOTE] Ban retards who hates gasmasks

Automatically ban retards who violate facepunch rules

Bring autoban back, and get Hezzy off admin ffs

[QUOTE=dcalde78;16557897]Can someone post the old rules? I need them, I lost my old copy.[/QUOTE] [quote]1. This rule list is not total, the excuse 'it wasn't on the rules list' isn't applicable. This is not a democracy. 2. Respect each other. Don't call each other names. 3. Don't reply to a thread just to say it's shit. 4. Don't troll. Don't reply to a thread about The Simpsons to say that Family Guy is better. 5. If someone does something wrong, report them. Flaming or attacking them will get you banned. 6. Don't reply to threads that are made with the intent of the user getting banned (ban me threads) 7. Nudity is fine. If you want to post pictures of an erect penis or penetration of any kind do not [img] tag it. 8. Don't post child porn. 9. Purposely breaking any of these rules with an alt account will get all your accounts permabanned. 10. Use descriptive thread titles. Things like 'Help' or 'Something I saw..' aren't descriptive. 11. Do not link, hint or talk about warez. Discussing games that you have pirated is fine - but we don't need to know that you pirated it, or where you pirated it from. Anyone that asks for links to pirated games will be banned. 12. Do not make parody threads. 13. If you're posting a link to a news story say why and/or state your opinion. Do not just post links. 14. Do not copy and paste new threads from a website. 15. Do not post things like 'I smell a ban' or 'this is against the rules' or 'wrong forum'. 16. Spell properly. This isn't GameFaqs. 17. Do not reply to threads just to reply. Replying with things like 'uh.. ya' or 'what' will get you banned. 18. If you're replying to a thread asking for help, HELP OR DO NOT POST. 19. Advertising your website is fine as long as it's relevant. 20. Don't steal stuff and claim it as yours. Don't use this rule as an excuse to bitch if you're not credited for your work. They need to claim that they made it. 21. Read the thread before replying. If you reply to a thread based on thread title you will get banned. 22. Don't make new threads to announce your birthday. No-one cares. 23. Don't make threads to get us to make up your mind about something ie 'Should I get a PS3 or XBox360?'. Make up your own mind. Don't use this rule as an excuse to flame people for making a thread to ask opinions ie 'What is the best MP3 player?' 24. Posting Image Macros will get you banned. It isn't clever. Just use words. 25. Replying with hilarious meme's like 'Stick it in her pooper' will get you banned. 26. Replying to threads like you were the guy they were talking about in the first post isn't funny. 27. Making obvious threads to earn ratings will get you banned. 28. DO NOT ACCESS THE FORUMS VIA A PROXY. If you're viewing the site through a proxy and you have the same IP as someone using that proxy to spam you will also get permabanned. I don't care if your school blocks the forums. 29. Don't make threads about how unfair your school is. 30. Don't make threads about religion, unless it's in a religion forum. 31. Don't make threads about dreams, unless it's in a dreams forum. 32. Don't make threads asking if your computer can run a game. 33. This is not an obituary forum. Don't post threads about how your relative/friend/cat died. 34. Blindly defend Facepunch, even when you know you're wrong.[/quote] Comes in handy to save them.

I want smartness back. Now FPS_thepwner is nothing.

[QUOTE=mikeyt493;16561660]Comes in handy to save them.[/QUOTE] I know, I did have them saved but I lost them when I reinstalled windows on my laptop :saddowns:

mods are fags especailyl hezzy

[QUOTE=Itchy_Crotch;16561855]i love dick especialy hezzys[/QUOTE] mm

I wish they would bring insta-ban words back and make every meme insta-ban

there should be a voteban :D

[QUOTE=johan svensk;16562843]there should be a voteban :D[/QUOTE] Obviously not... Would be so easily abused...

[QUOTE=Red_Eyes;16562815]I wish they would bring insta-ban words back and make every meme insta-ban[/QUOTE] FP got dumb when the rules got slack. This should at least help keep people smart(ish)

BRING BACK MlKFOZ

I disagree

Bring insta-ban back :cop:

instaban was funny

Smartness ban.

Oh yeah, bring back smartness. That'd keep the rabble out. Facepunch used to be a very inhospitable place. Then The Lab came which was supposed to make it a lot less harsh. Somewhere along the line, Garry changed his mind and now we're still being judged harshly and banned for slight errors

Yeah, we need smartness bans back too :smile:

[QUOTE=NATO.Caliber v2;16563059]Oh yeah, bring back smartness. That'd keep the rabble out. Facepunch used to be a very inhospitable place. Then The Lab came which was supposed to make it a lot less harsh. Somewhere along the line, Garry changed his mind and now we're still being judged harshly and banned for slight errors[/QUOTE] No we're not... We have it easy now. I liked it when it was a lot stricter.

What's the Lab?

[QUOTE=PCRShade;16563087]What's the Lab?[/QUOTE] Facepunch 3.0 It is the forums you are currently on. The Lab was the beta version.

The lab was fp's prototype new server. Which eventually was accepted and because facepunch as we know it today.