Fixed all my cpu overheating problems by opening the window, yeaaaaa
whats yours?
never really had a really good winner moment, except beating everyone in a diving competition, but thats about it...
The door is closing, i kick the wedge shaped doorstop, it catches the carpet and takes flight, bouncing around wildly.
And it lands the other side of the door, facing it head on, the door stops, and i walk out with my heavy bags in hand.
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
A bee flies in my window, trespassing in my domain, the bee hovers in front of my face momentarily, as if challenging me to some sort of duel.
I look the bee in the eye and say quietly "Get Out". The bee, stunned by the manliness of my voice, flees instantly back out the window, so frightened he didn't even bump off the glass, but rather found the exit first time in fear, knowing the things that i would do if i caught him.
[editline]17th June 2011[/editline]
I am sitting in class, boasting as to my ability to make paper planes.
"Watch me turn off the light." I jest, and with one final fold to secure the integrity of my best paper plane ever, i gracefully release the paper plane and let it soar through the air, until it meets the light switch, plunging the room into darkness. All that can be heard is the paper plane landing in the paper recycling bin, the only sound louder than my smugness at that moment.
I'm shit at football, absolutely terrible. My friends manage to get into some massive football game at the park and I sit at the side. Eventually they manage to get me to 'play' but I don't really do much. Anyway, I decided to leave the game and as I was walking away they were all complaining about how the sides would be uneven.
In an attempt to make me stay, they kicked the ball towards me, which rolled up the back of my leg towards the inside of my knee joint. Instinctively, I flicked that leg up, which flicked the ball into the air just above my head. It bounced off my head and as it fell behind me I swiftly spun 180 degrees around to face the game and booted it straight into the goal
Considering how crap I am at football and how I hadn't done anything the entire game my friends were amazed I even had the coordination to kick the ball. Felt awesome as I continued to walk away :buddy:
I got a picture with beat down boogie, after he begged me to take one with him. :smug:
(i had a cool costume)
Some chick passed me her phone number for no reason in the middle of class. I was like "Oh yeah"
Later I found out she's a self centered bitch but it's about the journey, not the destination
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;30520674]it's about the journey, not the destination[/QUOTE]
Couldn't be more true
finish the high school (almost there)
When I started secondary school, there was this fuck ugly bitch who acted like a toughguy and did nothing but spurt insults at you, disrupt lessons to the point where the teacher can't even continue and cause drama, she didn't do much work, and pissed off pretty much everyone, except for her overly large amount of 'friends'. I think the day was the most memorable and most glorious day of my school career. I was once made to sit next to her, and work with her. Oddly enough, she fucking despises me, and I return the favour, but sit next to her, as I was told to. This time she couldn't take it. She'd had enough of me doing nothing to provoke her at all. The arrogant little bitch just snapped. She flipped a shit and started screeching in unsuppressable rage, I couldn't quite tell what language she was trying to speak, but she definately did not like it. I was just watching fascinated by this awesome display while the teacher pretended to be insulted and told her 'You are the rudest girl I've ever had the displeasure of teaching.' Eventually, after moments of the sound of Satan taking a shit that was her voice, the head of behaviour arrived, grabbed her arm and pulled her out of the lesson. After about 3 temporary expulsions (weeks) later, she was permanently excluded. As far as I know, she has no mental disorders that got in the way of her learning, just extremely bad parents, and an angsty spoilt turd of a human being that was herself.
In gym class we were playing some game and everyone in my entire team but me was out and I threw a football full court and made it in getting my entire team back in.
One time in my Gym Class, we were playing baseball. I am horrible at baseball, the worst in my class, so when this happened I felt really boss.
I was currently out on the field, sitting at second base, more or less. The teachers in my gym class take a rather hands-on approach to teaching, by the way. So one of the teachers steps up to bat and you can tell he's just going to slug that ball. So the pitcher pitches and he slugs the ball... right at me. My reflexes kicked in and I raised my hand to shield my face, and I catch the ball. Then I just threw it to third base and got somebody who had started to run out.
It was great.
Wake up at 8 pm feeling fresh like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I shot a nerf dart in mid air with another nerf dart when I was younger.
My mom's not home and door is locked. I take out some plastic from compass case and craft a lockpick out of it and break in the fucking house. :c00lbert:
Was jumping on a trampoline and I did a backflip. Some kid threw a soccer ball at me trying to make me mess up but the ball hit my feet and flew into the kids face. I still landed the backflip too.
I have tons, once I got lost in my city when I was drunk as fuck and someone gave me 50 dollars because I was lost.
Once found weed when walking to school.
Found 10 dollars when walking to mcdonalds.
Found 2 mobile founds in one weekend.
Found 25 dollars when walking home.
One a competition where i got 500 dollars spending money and 2 nights in a hotel.
Pressed a button on a vending machine and 20 drinks came out for free.
Found 5 dollars at University.
Yea Im kinda lucky.
Won The Witcher 2 from a PCGamer raffle.
Once at a store, looking for coins in the money slot machines, I banged my head on the machine and 200 NOK (22,51£) came out of it.
I touched a girl's tit.
finishing the 10th grade.
Onto 11th now!
awwwwww yyeaaaahhh...
One time, I successfully scored in basket ball using only my 2 index fingers. :smug:
i guessed on an exam and passed
This made me feel really badass:
We were in gym class, but I broke my foot and when you can't gym you have to sit at the side and read a book.
I was just happely reading when a football comes flying at my head and I bounced it back with my hand without even looking up from my book.
:smug:
Not too amazing but i felt good about myself. A few years back we were outside playing basketball and I for whatever reason had a football. I got bored of it so i randomly kicked it from about where about half court would be and swished the football.
I was sucking at basketball so when I had the ball I just turned around and threw while walking away at half court and it swished and I had no idea what the hell just happened until later.
Learned two languages at once and aced both while the rest of the class failed to learn a single language.
Also, learning English in about 3 months when I was five, then earning distinction in a trans-Tasman English test (a rare honour, apparently) when I was 11.
[QUOTE=NoobSauce;30532746]I touched a girl's tit.[/QUOTE]
I touched a girl's pussy
:smug:
When i made up an awesome reply to a "Winner moments" thread and got some "Winner" ratings.
I listened to my girlfriend for more than thirty seconds.
When I was a kid(around 8 years old) I lived in the country, and in the winter we got tons of snow. I was sledding in the forest next to my house, when I flew of a jump some other kids had made. I crashed hard, dislocating my knee , when I pulled up my pants, i could easily see the ball part of the joint out of the socket part. Not thinking ,I snapped the ball par back into the socket, nearly passing out. I then had to get home,and since I was in a ton of pain just lying down, I knew I would not be able to walk on my leg, so I crawled on my belly for about 1 kilometre back to the house on my belly through the snow. I made it home, told my mom what happened and then pretty-much passed out.
I've had knee problems ever since .
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