People of Walmart Stories - General

Were you an employee working at Walmart who saw some old man take a dump in the parking lot? Or perhaps some 400 pound guy who was returning used underwear that wasn't accepted back(why would it be accepted? lol) decided to try to climb over the cash register to try to engage in a fistfight? Post all of your people of walmart stories here! Pictures are accepted too. [QUOTE]Found a woman passed out naked in sporting goods about 2:00 am while working nights. We had no idea how no one noticed her because we found articles of her clothing all over the store, including in the back storage area. Called police and ambulance. She was very very drugged and was unable to communicate at all.[/QUOTE] Another story: [QUOTE]i worked as a third-shift stock boy for Wal-Mart throughout college. One of the most interesting jobs I have ever had. One of my favorite stories was one night about 3am a bunch of kids came in wearing bandannas and riding adult-sized big wheels about as fast as they could. They made it clear across the store to the soda and stole about 5 2-liters and a bunch of chips and snacks. The entire staff just watched this happen too. Seemed par for the course. I have a lot of other stories about the rest of the staff from my group but this one requires the least amount of back-story[/QUOTE] Both are from this askreddit thread: [url]https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2dnqe8/employees_of_walmart_what_is_the_weirdest_thing/[/url]

I saw some really fat greasy teenagers cosplaying (poorly I might add) as homestuck characters. They had their skin painted grey and everything. I was stocking up on snacks and I saw them throwing pocky boxes at eachother shouting and squealing like animals. I looked at them wrong and one of them hissed at me. This other time I saw one of those typical morbidly obese wheelchair bound people, he was in line behind me at the self-checkout, and he was being very impatient telling me to "hurry up." (I only had four items, he had more than 12.) He muttered things under his breath and complained about "this generation" etc. etc. Long after I was done and leaving the store he was still sitting in the same spot he was, at the self-checkout, muttering to himself, not even ringing up what he was gonna buy. I've got more stories but I'll save them for later.

Two sweaty dudes in tigger and eeyore suits were throwing a football in the store.

[QUOTE=circuitbawx;47963543]Two sweaty dudes in tigger and eeyore suits were throwing a football in the store.[/QUOTE] What a story, Mark

Another time a relative of mine dropped me off to buy some clothes (I needed some new tee shirts) And this group of tween kids (like three girls and a boy) were in the women's bra aisles laughing at the bras calling them "nasty". One of the girls said "I'll buy you doritos if you put that thing on your head!" to the boy. He did it. That kid got doritos. [editline]15th June 2015[/editline] I've got loads of walmart stories... I recently picked up the sims 4 a week or two ago, while I was standing there thinking about picking up the expansion pack to go with it; this weird "goth" "furry" couple didn't understand that flat screen tv's aren't computers. They asked all these dumb questions to the person at the customer service counter. They looked like they were on something, and one of them was wearing a pink furry tail. The other had a black spiked collar on and black cat ears.

In the tiny town where I grew up, the Wal-Mart parking lot is like where all the kids hang out and bring their Mustangs and Hondas and shit. Whenever I visit home I have taken to visiting the small grocery store because it's impossible to visit Wal-Mart without seeing someone from my High School. One time I was meeting up with some friends in the parking lot before heading to a party and this old ass redneck in a truck pulls up like a candy van and is just like "You kids wanna buy some tabs?" Literally just like that he had a crowd around him. I once rode with these two girls who are friends of mine with and my brother to the Wal-Mart. They had stolen a can of compressed air and huffed a bunch in the back seat of my brother's car without him knowing. When we came out one of them was hitting the other (halfway passed out) in the face and laughing her ass off. My little brother got mega pissed and told them to get out of the car. When the barely conscious one opened her door she fell forehead first onto the pavement and I thought the cackling one was going to die. I'm never allowed back to the Wal-Mart on the west side of Decatur, Alabama. I don't know if anyone remembers, but when S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky was realeased they pulled it from the shelves due to it being broken or something? Delayed for like a week. It was either that or Wal-Mart had set it out early. I had a physical copy of Clear Sky and tried to buy it but the computer wouldn't let it go through and I acted like an asshole and yelled at them and two different managers until they gave it to me. I feel bad looking back on that.

Every time I clean up the Apparel area of the store I swear someone absolutely wrecks the hats and the Head wraps End caps by the time I walk past it again. WITHOUT FAIL.

one time outside of a walmart there was this guy saying hi to everyone and calling them jim then he switched to bob

When I worked as a cashier for Walmart I had an older lady who was checking out. She was paying with a check which makes the register ask for a phone number and ID number. When I asked for it she got super offended and dumped out her purse and started trying to hand me her social and junk saying stuff like "here do you need this too??". I punched in her ID info and asked for her phone number and she started screaming "help police help!". Everyone just stared at her (me included) and she stormed off without her stuff. They don't train you for that stuff :v:

I'm headed to walmart today to pickup a new luggage bag before my trip. I'll be on the lookout for anything facepunch-worthy. :')

oh god you reminded me that website about people of walmart

[QUOTE=EddieLTU;47988794]oh god you reminded me that website about people of walmart[/QUOTE] You mean this? [url]http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/[/url] But seriously some of the shit I've seen in Wal-Mart makes me think this country should start enforcing a public dress code because what some of these people wear is absolutely [I]disgusting.[/I]

like the same blue or white shirts every damn day? Or are you talking about the customers? Because if you are I totally agree with you.

I was walking towards checkout when I spotted a horde of morbidly obese women (complete with their very own hoverounds) swarming the cheap Coca-Cola bin scrambling to find bottles with their names on them.

[QUOTE=Itauske Roken;47991748]like the same blue or white shirts every damn day? Or are you talking about the customers? Because if you are I totally agree with you.[/QUOTE] Customers.

[QUOTE=Bbarnes005;47992402]Customers.[/QUOTE] Then yes DEFINITE yes. I wish the store would loosen up on the whole 'ya gotta wear our silly vests' thing atm though.

I went there yesterday to cash my check (they couldnt cash it, which I was expecting, but I wanted to try anyways) and while in line at customer service, the lady infront of me (also queued) started ranting to the old lady working the one lane about how she needs to "hurry up" and "she doesnt have all day" and that she "wants the number of the manager because there aren't enough people working". Everyone else in line, including me, were laughing our asses off. I said to my mom "this is why I work at target" and she turned around and stared at me. It took all my effort not to bust out in laughter. But the cherry on top was that her 7 year old brat child was in the corner messing with a basket of backstock, I look over and shes stuffing a toy up her skirt. Her mom told her to stop because "people were watching" so instead she ripped the package open and took the toy. Her mom didnt stop her. 10/10 i hate this fucking store

Okay...what the FUCK is it with people and SHITTING in WalMart because that's what a majority of those stories are! I also see my fair share of people like this at McDonalds as well although nobody has ever taken a shit on the floor.

I remember maybe last year I was there with my friend to buy some cheap pet supplies. Anyways we get to the register and there's a lady with a bunch of coupons taking like 15 minutes, ok whatever, we didn't have anywhere to go and the other people just picked different lines. But this one angry business looking dude behind us started bitching at her and the cashier to hurry up. We tried to calm him down, saying stuff like, "well maybe she is getting lots off her bill", and "maybe she doesn't have a lot of money for house supplies she's buying." Then he was screaming in me and my friend's faces about that last one, "IF SHE HAS NO MONEY SHE SHOULDN'T SHOP AT A STORE BLAH BLAH I'M BETTER THAN POOR PEOPLE." Then I was all like "dude, you are shopping at walmart too." Shot him down so fucking hard he threw all of his stuff on the floor and stormed out of the store. It made my friend and the cashier almost pee themselves from laughing. :v: Anyways most of the customers are horrible at walmart, which is why I could never work as a cashier there. Rude people at my job are bad enough and it's a small store.

[QUOTE=Bbarnes005;47994587]Okay...what the FUCK is it with people and SHITTING in WalMart because that's what a majority of those stories are! I also see my fair share of people like this at McDonalds as well although nobody has ever taken a shit on the floor.[/QUOTE] I saw a fat neckbeard playing TF2 on his laptop in McDonalds one time. I think he had some pony mods too. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47994679]I saw a fat neckbeard playing TF2 on his laptop in McDonalds one time. I think he had some pony mods too. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Yeah I see people bringing their laptops in to play games all the time, even saw a guy playing Civ5 once.

I once saw someone clear some space on a shelf in a supermarket to change their kid's pissy diaper. Absolutely no idea why they couldn't just go to the bathroom and do it.

There was the yogurt lady. She apparently didn't know what flavors of yogurt she liked, so she just took a flavor off the shelf, opened it, dipped her finger in it, sucked the yogurt off of her finger, decided she didn't like it, placed the now-open yogurt cup back on the shelf, moved on to the next and repeated the process.

Well the last shift I was in I was folding some clothes on a table and some random ass teenager comes up and starts snapchatting accusing me of stealing the clothes. Security rolled by right after telling them to quit yelling in the store. We couldn't do anything about them though, they just roamed the store and were a general nuisance.

I worked at Walmart for 2 1/2 years before I quit that fucking Nazi Camp of a company. Since I worked nights I didn't see customers do much, but this one time one of my buddies was pulling a 6ft skid of juice and took too sharp of a turn, and well, The Great Juice Tsunami of 2013 went from Aisle 1 to Aisle 6. was a beautiful day to mop up juice. Also even on nights we had to wear vests because people on days bitched and whined to management how they have to wear theirs so why not night crew? like are you fucking serious?

Yeah we didn't care so much about night crew wearing vests or not. We did find it annoying that the vest was 'optional' to management though.

One time I was on a trip to North Carolina with family Me and my brother stopped at a walmart to get some electric crap or something, and we where checking out when we saw this guy in a fucking SS uniform and a handlebar mustache waltz right in With two kids We looked at the cashier and she said "Oh he comes here all the time" I was scared.

[QUOTE=gary spivey;47963612]What a story, Mark[/QUOTE] Yeah whatever. [editline]18th June 2015[/editline] I remember, the entire rooftop scene ends with the word.. whatever. Absolutely brilliant.

Wow I forgot to post my story... I went to walmart to buy my luggage bag, didn't have much luck they didn't have the kind I was looking for so I ended up leaving, but while I was there I whitnessed a kid (about 11? 12?) yelling at his mother to buy him "the new fallout game" because "he needed it". Also there was a few pidgeons flying around the store, and it was pretty funny.

[QUOTE=IJNOMED;48000338]Wow I forgot to post my story... I went to walmart to buy my luggage bag, didn't have much luck they didn't have the kind I was looking for so I ended up leaving, but while I was there I whitnessed a kid (about 11? 12?) yelling at his mother to buy him "the new fallout game" because "he needed it". Also there was a few pidgeons flying around the store, and it was pretty funny.[/QUOTE] But that game won't be out until November. God damn kid a bit of restraint and patience is needed for a game to come out. It JUST got announced. I can imagine that being a very common thing to happen in many a walmart now. And sounds like someone left the doors open again.