What would I say? - General

Its a facebook plugin thing which makes a status based around what you have said in the past. I think there was a thread here a couple of years ago, fancy another? [quote]Left/anarchistic. Thats like a hobbit or somit.[/quote] [quote]my piglet chewed my shirt[/quote] [quote]sex is allowed everywhere but the hot tub.[/quote] [url]http://what-would-i-say.com/[/url]

"How far away an apple piece to get them they die" "Yeah Charlie I have my face" "is actually really long arms and saw some FRENCH PEOPLE!!!!!"

[quote]He was tha BOMB in Phantoms, yo.[/quote] [quote]Fries five minutes. Baked potato, in there for proper application. I, for one, am THE C.L.I.T.T.[/quote] [quote]Fries five minutes, Ovenbaked potatofriesthingy 40 minutes is a victory for gay couples everywhere. . .[/quote] [quote]There are a Boogie Woogie Beat, but does tend to telegraph his jokes, either Rolfe ran out of our own backyard. If you enchant them, then well met, burger cunt.[/quote] [quote]Fun Fact, Pop sensation Meghan Trainor has no idea how cute THE FUCK IS THAT?![/QUOTE] [quote]Too many of them end[/quote] Edit: [quote]And for three years, I pooped a good dump, and eat bananas and shit gorillas. WHAT.[/quote] [quote]This is just a $50 bottle of cat pee. Also, if you've done it, then sell your ass on ABC Family, Obama.[/quote] [quote]It's been hours since the attacks by militant Islamic velociraptors. Happy 125th birthday, Nintendo![/quote] [quote]Fries five minutes. Baked potato five minutes. Baked potato five. Ovenbaked potatofrythingie 40 minutes. Ovenbaked potatofrythingie 40 minutes into the sun, by the way. These are not accurate.[/quote] [quote]I also enjoyed the one in the near future. Throughout his journey, he sat with eight. This makes me Bin Laden.[/quote] [quote]Fries five minutes. Ovenbaked potatofrythingie 40 years, using adequate CGI as needed. The effects of the gorilla, the restaurant smells it.[/quote] Edit: Holy shit, it just gets funnier. . . [quote]Reece's McFlurry with boobs.[/quote] [quote]Chewbacca's getting a stick, because my parents taught me exactly dick in this case. Fuck it, Jesus, he kicks ass. #yolo[/quote]

This site is fucking gold, especially if you post random shit and profanity. [quote]For my fatty boobs![/quote] [quote]There, assholes, that one. I'm just not able to keep up with 2 Live Crew.[/quote] [quote]Congressional republicans are lambasting President Obama's meaty vagina. Please mutilate your own genitals, William Shatner.[/quote] [quote]They're fucking tools. If you're gonna worship a made-up character and then flip him off, it might as well be Pauly Shore, regardless of the film.[/quote] [quote]If you can't wait your fucking turn, then STOP SPREADING IT, Andrea.[/quote] [quote]How exactly is Divergent NOT the fantasy of every Juggalo?[/quote] [quote]Reginald was a superhuman werewolf with a plan: get Elijah's gun.[/quote] [quote]I'd say IT'S TIME FOR VAGINAS and fun, and Walt Flannigan's art just isn't answering me. President Obama either fell asleep or passed out. You can tell from the gravy trail.[/quote] [quote]Rik Mayall, the actor that created potions that are the works of Charles Bronson, are like Liam Neeson's TAKEN films. But Angry Birds seek revenge. But these are not so simple. I just came.[/quote] [quote]PBS Kids' ARTHUR is a literal chick magnet. By the last 20 minutes, the movie is patience, and a bit of my goddamn lunch at a fucking fast food joint. And his pheromones you're smelling. That's his entire review: the video game is literally a bean burrito supreme. That's your armor, with the following enchantments, and a rolled-up iPhone 5. And that's the folly of it all. He reads to blind kids, but washes apples with his Ferarri. And I just can't deal with that.[/quote]

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[QUOTE]Well, maybe a bowl of ramen[/QUOTE] This is me so much.

[quote]I see you in the background. Then, when someone asked for the NES, for example, YEAH, it's so hard.[/quote] [quote]Protip: If the symbol indicates an enchanting table, drink your fucking fruitcake.[/quote] [quote]It's funny, but at this point, it's pretty depressing. Feeling hot. Forgot the webs between his fingers smelled like third world milk spray, actual struggles, and rotted, miserable cunts.[/quote] [quote]Yeah, it's funny, but not the one in the Doors comic. The game show starts with a crazed neighbor murdering Guatemalan babies, and breaking into Noah's Ark. Minutes drag on, and Obama drinks ovenbaked potatofrythingie. Yeah, it's ass.[/quote] [quote]Just had encounters with alchemy enchantments, and there were no anthromorphic cats in there. Season 3, NO, ANDREA, DON'T BANG HIM![/quote] [quote]Robocop 3: Five days of modern mythology. We should all be so lucky. You like sharing, please tell me more.[/quote] [quote]Parkinson's is so badass, it killed Trayvon Martin with nothing more than a bowtie and brainy-specs.[/quote]

Some of them are pretty disjointed. But if you refresh enough, you'll get some pretty hilarious results. [quote]He was negative, so I don't BANG HIM!!![/quote] [quote]Sorry for life; we don't mate, for the record.[/quote] [quote]Why the fuck did Max Von Sydow save PBS?[/quote] [quote]I'm not able to drink my super wombat potion, and the Nostalgia Critic benefits greatly from zombies. My septum nipples RIGHT FUCKING NOW?! Gorilla poop, it's possible.[/quote] [quote]My only complaint: The pudding is pronounced RAYSH, not RAS. I'm not fucking explaining shit to Ninja Turtles.[/quote] [quote]Just fucking great. Jesus molested the Angry Video Game Nerd, and Kim Kardashian's got a whole lot more goddamn books.[/quote]

[Quote] Another day, another $20 from whitby after spending about half an hour in order to kill again. [/quote] [editline]15th October 2014[/editline] [Quote] Lol turns out my mummy wont let me [/quote] [editline]15th October 2014[/editline] [QUOTE] Yey laptop is diggle??? [/QUOTE] [editline]15th October 2014[/editline] [Quote] Looking at some of the most convincing spam ever. [/quote] These posts seem to join all the posts I made back when I first got facebook 4 years ago and basicly posted shit everyday. [editline]15th October 2014[/editline] [Quote] Where is erased [/quote]

Mine seem to be a mix of older and new stuff. The "potatofrythingie" stuff was from a couple of months ago, regarding a recipe people were sharing (you take a potato, and sort of accordion-cut it, and bake it), and the "pronounced RAYSH, not RAS" bit was me bitching about Batman Begins, the night I went to see it.

[Quote] Destroying windows 8 on a mac is very fun, especialy when this random Indian guy comes and randomly starts kissing my murder server [/quote] OK what the fuck me.

[quote]My school's new administration seems to completely overhaul Half Life 2's setting. [/quote] [quote]Nope, not catch us! In the Buddhist monk was on full blast. The chase goes on for Hotline Miami 2[/quote] [quote]Galactic Empire's been threatening to get YO GHETTO ASS INTO them. [/quote] [editline]15th October 2014[/editline] [quote]Basically, I didn't notice this until I had to go to Las Vegas and Obama had a Tommy Gun pointed out the window [/quote]

[quote]I also released free on YouTube, with extra revenue from Nostalgia Critic's videos, the Wendy's on Highway 17 in Gloucester, VA is having my period.[/quote] [quote]So I was ten, when President Obama raped a clown over the Find Ya On The Internet game. And I was like, Dude, what's that?[/quote] [quote]Been riding a kickass steak dinner, delivered to me by a sherpa. That's where it's at, and I'll fight anyone who says different.[/quote] [quote]In English or Japanese, it doesn't make you more than I could have been. For example, Disney/Pixar's UP: The heartwarming tale of an old man, a tube of Crest, a spaceship of bacon, and Charles Bronson. And I think that's for the best.[/quote] [quote]Church never hurt nobody. ~Batman[/quote] . . .I don't remember Batman ever saying that, but whatever. Must have been from Knightfall. . .Azrael's sort of a church nut. [quote]Neil Degrasse Tyson's kickass steak dinner delivers the dialogue where Edward saves Bella from cosmic AIDS.[/quote] If that actually happened, I'd probably watch Twilight. [quote]Oh, and Master Vampire Movarth Piquine, Frylock, and Ben Affleck read Ayn Rand. Science is bullshit. Don't watch the movie, and say it's filth, just to take a case of Pepsi Throwback to Kim Jong Il. Gay buttsex, just sayin'.[/quote] [quote]Peter Fonda. Five seconds in a scene of his belly.[/quote] [quote]I also don't think zombies would be Pizza Delivery Guy.[/quote] [quote]For context, the rapist in question would like the new Star Wars Episode VII Stormtrooper helmet. Obviously.[/quote] [quote]PBS Kids' ARTHUR can suck his own dick, and has fucked more pizza in a Winnebago full of meth. And I respect that.[/quote] [quote]PROTIP: If, at any point in 2013 we're playing a game with President Batman, BITCH I bring it.[/quote] [quote]Simultaneously awesome, and Robert Z'Darr.[/quote] [quote]The fuck up. You say Batman is 2 million times more effective, and don't you love that commercial jingle about ravenous black people, it's all I really care about.[/quote] [quote]I was overjoyed. I gotta go pee on Larry, on Curly, and on Mr. Rogers. But that's just science.[/quote] [quote]The fuck up, Betty White. You know Ben Affleck, and that song from PBS Kids' ARTHUR was my DICK. So there's that.[/quote] [quote]I see you found out depression can be rape by baboons. I will kill Rick Berman for a case of Pepsi Throwback.[/quote] [quote]Reginald had a small part in Willy Wonka and gave AIDS to my fart crack.[/quote] . . .I don't even know what the fuck. [editline]15th October 2014[/editline] To the people that rated the OP dumb: What's it like to be wrong? This site is awesome.

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A fully grown man just updated to Windows 8.1 and shook it around and my god, shut the fuck i can safely say I just got hyper and then THEY DON'T DANCE THEN send an email to break up with swastikas instead of crosses. Hot swas buns. Okay brain, someone's holding the door for me, do I say I want the aircraft's fucked. This shit does not fly with a googly eye on public transport you mention it, I was meant the kidney, I'm not fly a plane today it is missing. Coincidentally, I posted child pornography! Wow, the police came to my door to interview me because they think I actually want to feed Michael Gove's family into a wood chipper while he watches.

[quote]My five year old daughter declared she doesn't believe in Patch Adams. It's JUGGALO SCIENCE, assholes.[/quote] [quote]Please ignore the Ultimate universe of bacon. That's EXACTLY what's in it. Abortion doctors aren't babies.[/quote] [quote]Cue fifteen minutes of baby caribou defending Ian Watkins. And I totally agree.[/quote] [quote]After 200 fucking years of Sesame Street, and now this shit? Penises EVERYWHERE.[/quote] [quote]Until every single American baby dies of bone cancer, there is no justice for Trayvon Martin.[/quote]

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[QUOTE]Fantastic. I hope it has been total bullshit though.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]National skepticism day has just begun. Don't believe that they need a Catastrophic Fire that was their third chance.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Interesting perspective. A terrifying new “legal high” has BEEN looking at the day when Scotland has its plea for political ends, or it was still hot..[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Post WWI was good; looked a lot of facts; it stagnates a public in fear.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I'm halving my usage and violence relating to the real world. ;D[/QUOTE] I'm in tears after some of these :zoid:

[QUOTE]Nah, I have Problems, my GPUs outdated, I poured some Red Bull on my computer, looking over everything I've denied about, 15 invites haa[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]Because I might say fuck you.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]No, you FUCK! Gaige GODDAMMIT TAKE pictures of the chick with satanism.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]I hate how when I am disappointed...[/QUOTE] ChrisBot is a bit of a mess.

[QUOTE]So I just cannot do a slave to shove someone out[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]It's kinda like[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]God damn I have an 8 year old fucked up[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]If your butt[/QUOTE] Nice.