Any news from the marsh? I hear they have a mudcrab problem, nasty little creatures.
[QUOTE=Bletotum;26867073]Any news from the marsh? I hear they have a mudcrab problem, nasty little creatures.[/QUOTE]
i don't trust you enough to talk about that
Hey, do you know the fine for necrophilia?
Look at me I am a pregnant muscley furry with a dick thanks to the wonderful modding community for Oblivion!
[QUOTE=Henry Townshend;26867121]Look at me I am a pregnant muscley furry with a dick thanks to the wonderful modding community for Oblivion![/QUOTE]
i've heard others say the same
*Violating the law*
Stop right there criminal scum!
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;26867090]Hey, do you know the fine for necrophilia?[/QUOTE]
I believe it's death. If not, it's 200 pounds.
What's the matter? Getting tired?!
Flyyyin'... flyyin' in the skyyyy... Cliff racer flys so high.... Flyinnn'...
[QUOTE=ForgottenKane;26867208]I believe it's death. If not, it's 200 pounds.[/QUOTE]
Why am I late? :crying:
[QUOTE=Shortyish;26867405]spare a coin?[/QUOTE]
:rumors:
I fought a mudcrab that was tougher than you.
[QUOTE=BLUcody;26867467]:rumors:[/QUOTE]
"I heard that Flattus Origam was hiding things in his basement. Strange sounds have been coming from there recently."
You have stolen an idea!
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!
[B]The Lusty Argonian Maid
by Crassius Curio[/B]
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
Yes, I do so enjoy going to that shop and tal-
*flashes into assassin*
This will teach you to cross the Mythic Dawn!!
[QUOTE=mfb412;26867511]You have stolen an idea!
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM![/QUOTE]
:arrest resist:
wait
Cheese for everyone!
Are there any able warriors in town? Something has been getting into my basement and killing my poor little rats!
You're making my teeth itch!
[QUOTE=aliendrone123;26867502]"I heard that Flattus Origam was hiding things in his basement. Strange sounds have been coming from there recently."[/QUOTE]
Well that's stra- BY THE NINE WE HAVE THE SAME VOICE!
By azura by azura by azura! its the grand champion!
[QUOTE=Whatsinaname;26867775]Well that's stra- BY THE NINE WE HAVE THE SAME VOICE![/QUOTE]
Go away!
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