Easy way to gain fat? - General

I'm tired of being a skeleton, what are the easy ways to get fatter?

Run a liposuction clinic and surgically apply the fat you have taken onto yourself.

[QUOTE=KleinerHl;45480737]I'm tired of being a skeleton, what are the easy ways to get fatter?[/QUOTE] move to the united states

Eat

Beefcake. [B]BEEFCAKE![/B]

Eat more calories than you spend

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Triple threat for breakfast/lunch/dinner.. for a month. Triple threat is KFC + McDonalds + Pizza Hut.

Bacon.

Buffets are your friend.

1. eat only unhealthy things 2. Eat right before you go to bed 3. Dont be that active

Gallon of milk a day

[QUOTE=seano12;45481246]Gallon of milk a day[/QUOTE] shits easy i dun get fat

I'm going to say you would much rather be a skeleton. I know (hope) you aren't one of those people who wants to get obese, you just want some meat on the bones. But eating poorly can become habitual, especially because a lot of young adults have a high metabolism that prevents them from easily gaining weight, meaning you will have to eat [I]very[/I] fucking poorly. If it becomes a habit by the time you get older, that metabolism will start to fade, and you will just get straight up obese. That, and there are numerous health concerns for eating poorly, regardless of if you gain weight. Speaking as a fat person trying to not be fat, believe me, it is better to be Skeletor than take that risk.

As a fellow skeleton though, I don't think you actually want to get fat, just wanna not be a skelly. So I suggest eating/drinking more but also working out a lot.

Do things that feel good, I guess? Being a decadent motherfucker is a pretty easy way to get fat. Granted, I live in America where food is incredibly cheap and 90% of the entertainment doesn't require motion, sooooo

[QUOTE=CrucialSeBBi;45481195]1. eat only unhealthy things 2. Eat right before you go to bed 3. Dont be that active[/QUOTE] I laughed too hard at this. It's like the complete opposite of me atm.

[QUOTE=KleinerHl;45480737]I'm tired of being a skeleton, what are the easy ways to get fatter?[/QUOTE] Eat at a caloric surplus and lift weights.

Start adding carcomymrates to your meals. You know, pasketti, bread, peppertolls, kleenex and napkins.

Don't just shove junk food in your mouth. You can eat more, but still eat right, and exercise. You can put some muscle on your skelly self instead of just fat.

If you eat a shit ton of carbs (bread, pasta, bagels, etc.) and also work out, you'll stop being a skeleton, gain mass, and it won't even be bad mass.

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If you want to quit the league of the spooky, you will first have to give your skull trumpet a final blow before casting it into the Ganges alongside a sacrifice of blood and bone mix. You will then have to start planning what you eat to maximize your calories and weight gain while exercising to form muscles instead of just becoming obese.

I wish I could gain more weight because I look like a walking talking skeleton that has skin.

gomad is a really good method. Just a gallon of milk a day.

start drinking half n half instead of milk skip breakfast don't drink as much water

hippo's tips for getting fat (qualifications: gained 120 pounds since high school graduation 4 years ago) -Get a fast food job, take advantage of discounts if applicable -Spend more time at home, lounging, napping -Snack when bored/anxious -2 strips of bacon is absolutely not enough -Drink chocolate milk instead of regular milk; increase milk intake -Midnight snacking is encouraged, in fact dinner time isn't until 9pm-10pm, high in meats and dairies. Be sure to go to bed shortly after to ensure as little calorie intake from dinner is burnt off as possible. If you get hungry between lunch and dinner, feel free to grab a twinkie or something -Marry someone who gives absolutely zero fucks how you look. That confidence is a major fatbuilder, and one of my personal favorites. -Have a kid. Even if you're a dude, sympathy weight is a common occurrence. Proof! This diet/lifestyle really helps you gain weight! Before: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UO6x0ATl.jpg[/IMG] After: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WaOI9gll.jpg[/IMG] (Disclaimer: This is not the healthy way to gain fat. I'm not responsible for any health issues that ensue from following my advice.)

With each meal, have a thick slice of bread with peanut-butter and honey. Eat more pasta, and things with carbs. Fat from fish (any kind, stick to grilling them) is the among the healthiest.