Admit it, we've all been on Omegle at least once, whether its text or video chat, so post your funny/weird/downright gross chats you've come across on Omegle, and post pictures if you can.
(put it in a link and warn us if it's NSFW- try not to post visible dicks)
The weirdest thing I've come across was a few years ago, when I saw two young lesbians (15 years old I think) licking that nasty cheese in a spray-can stuff off of each other. Kinda creeped me out. :v:
I saw a girl with a ball gag or whatever its called sitting there naked. When she finally typed something, she said, "Hi, how are you?" I said good, she said me too. She, then called herself a slave girl. really weird.
Some people call me fake too.. that can be annoying,
Well, this one time, I saw a mans penis over there.
Really weird.
[img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/039/c/f/oh_fbi_copypasta_you_lol_me_by_doctornuriel-d392ln0.png[/img]
My friend did this, I just uploaded a screencap.
That FBI copypasta is always fun to dick around with.
^I used that one but he replied back "lol You're retarded".
Than I realized I spelled 2 words wrong
Holy fuck I'm gonna have so much fun with that FBI thing
My friend got two 12 year old girls to make out and he eventually got their skype names.
[QUOTE=18;36962591]Stranger: 19 female you?
You: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Stranger: horny?
You: lolnp
You: no
Stranger: wnt 2 watch me fuck myselof on webcam for u? (;
You: seems legit
Stranger: o.k (:
You: I would not like to see you fuck yourselof
Stranger: create an accnt here "Readytofuck(dot)net" just remove the spaces and replace [ dot ]
Stranger: omegl.e bliocks it for soje odd reason!! (:
You: no, I dont want viruses
You: soje
Stranger: i will show u everything bagy
You: bagy
Stranger: anything u want
Stranger: r you goin 2 creazte an acccnt? (:
You: can you even fucking type?
Stranger: i can't wacit any longer.. i want you 2 watch me plwy
Stranger: my udername is natnat69 just add me
Stranger: nd i woll invite yu to my feerd :)
You: judging by your spelling, Id imagine that you are like 10 years old
Stranger: just message me on thhere & we can get started ;)
Stranger: see yu thdre! :)
Stranger: byeee <3
Sorry, I couldn't get a screenshot so I saved it in Notepad and copied it here.[/QUOTE]
That's a bot.
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;36962629]That's a bot.[/QUOTE]
I took it down and posted something else cuz I sensed boxes.
[QUOTE=18;36962670]I took it down and posted something else cuz I sensed boxes.[/QUOTE]
It's alright. You replaced it with something even better.
Giggity.
I usually like to go on text chat and type out GMan's opening speech from the start of Half Life 2 to see what people will react like. :v:
[QUOTE]You: Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman...
Stranger: Hey
You: Rise and... shine
Stranger: im up!!
You: Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job
[B]Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/B][/QUOTE]
also this:
[IMG]http://imgur.com/srjfo[/IMG]
:suicide:
I have two, both are equally fucked up.
Me and some mates were drinking due to a free house, anyway two attractive female friends were on cam and promised many men sexual shows in exchange for several very gross acts.
Anyway, here is a list of what they got men to do:
-put sunglasses on top of their penis.
-fingering of bumhol
-jizz in a glass and drink it.
i was shocked.
2-
one aforementioned girl was on the cam, me and some friends are out of shot. The femal friend is showing a lot of cleveage. this girl comes on cam and quickly establishes she is a lesbian. My friend suggests they have some fun. The other girl is eager and gets her actual tits and vag out then whops out a dildo. she then says 'your turn and me and several rowdy males all make jestures at her and she is obviously upset.
I never felt so bad in all my life :(
My friend sent me his that he did.
[IMG]http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/funny-omegle-chat-2403.jpg[/IMG]
What can I say? I love my Mom..
[IMG]http://l.omegle.com/4117bff.png[/IMG]
One time I went on and there was a dude naked on his couch drinking a beer. Pretty sure it was Andy Dick. I didn't stick around for too long to confirm.
[QUOTE=lolz3;36966872]My friend sent me his that he did.
[IMG]http://www.justsaypictures.com/images/funny-omegle-chat-2403.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
post this copypasta please
[editline]28th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=Kahgarak;36962144][img]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/039/c/f/oh_fbi_copypasta_you_lol_me_by_doctornuriel-d392ln0.png[/img]
My friend did this, I just uploaded a screencap.
That FBI copypasta is always fun to dick around with.[/QUOTE]
you too
One time, with a group of friends, we saw some fat guy on video chat with a sign going "dare me to do something, I'll do it ;)" so we asked him to shit in his hand and eat it (wasn't my idea)
[B]He did it.[/B]
"Asl"
"20 f new york"
"hey ;)"
"LIKE A GOOD NEIGHBOR STATE FARM IS THERE"
I forgot how entertaining Omegle is.
Guys, if you include "FBI" or "Federal Bureau of Intelligence" and probably similar word catches, the other person will also get a message below yours from omegle saying "If the other person sent you a message saying you've been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate."
Or something similar.
Here it is:
--
NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat
along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law.
VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT WARNING: If you think this chat session was
logged in error, please state your reasons to the F.B.I. agent currently monitoring this
chat and quote the reference number #2334531343. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes
will result in your IP and address being entered into our criminal data base and legal action.
Your IP address has been logged by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency.
Please wait while memory ref code "XXXXX5151" is entered into the database.
--
Have fun!
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