Here's the deal
Ther is a wasp in my office, and its pretty big.
I just need to get rid of it,
got any ideas?
Take your cellphone, hopefully its not a slider but a snapper and just open it half way. Place over desired wasp, close, smashed, done, dead wasp. Good game sir.
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snapper type cellphone^
Get the chainsaw
stop being a pussy and smash it with some thing
[QUOTE=IwuvWafflez;24794229]Take your cellphone, hopefully its not a slider but a snapper and just open it half way. Place over desired wasp, close, smashed, done, dead wasp. Good game sir.
[IMG]http://blog.hostagenyc.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cell-phones.jpg[/IMG]
snapper type cellphone^[/QUOTE]
It's a good Idea, don't get me wrong, but I have an iPhone,
and he's hiding.
There are a lot of good places he could hide.
[QUOTE=Cosmicmeet;24794265]It's a good Idea, don't get me wrong, but I have an iPhone,
and he's hiding.
There are a lot of good places he could hide.[/QUOTE]
Download a wasp killing app.
There's an app for that?
[QUOTE=Cosmicmeet;24794329]There's an app for that?[/QUOTE]
There's an app for everything you silly willy.
If you are too scared to smash it, get some wasp spray and cover the place with it.
[QUOTE=DaveOfDefeat;24794338]There's an app for everything you silly willy.[/QUOTE]
LINK NOW!
and Im not to sacred, but like I said HE IS HIDING I CAN'T SEE HIM!
Soak the walls with wasp spray, every corner too.
best be trolling, firstly get inside, then call the exterminator
Okay this is what you do, you unzip your pants, take a pencil which i assume you have and then scrape some poop onto the pencil. Wait for it too dry, burn the poop, instant anti bug smoke stick. Boom, burnt, buzzed out wasp. Wasps hate burnt poop.
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Poop on a stick^
[QUOTE=Hot Jalepeno;24794380]Soak the walls with wasp spray, every corner too.[/QUOTE]
I would, but I don't have any.
This is legit to, I'm not sure why I don't.
Catch it and keep it for a pet, they make nice pets.
Sure, I think I'll do that!
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Alright, heres my next pitch. You grow a set of balls.
and harden the fuck up, and move on
[QUOTE=IwuvWafflez;24794561]Alright, heres my next pitch. You grow a set of balls.[/QUOTE]
Dude, how can I not kill it if I have no idea where it is!
I feel like the meme is acceptable here, based on the circumstances.
Convert it to communism.
Try to make friends with it
[QUOTE=zzzZZZZ;24794623]
Convert it to communism.[/QUOTE]
Good idea
I just read that some bugs are attracted to ultra-violent colors, so I just drew a lot of blue on a peace of paper and wrote communism on it.
Blast it with piss
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