Shit you've overheard - Did he really just say that? - General

You know those awkward conversations you sometimes walk-in on and you have no idea if you're sure you heard what they said? I'll start "So if you can't breast-feed, does that mean dust comes out?"

'so did you two fuck last night?'

"Dude I can't eat this dry meat." Other guy: "Well, spit on it then"

"But when it hardens it get's hard to breath" [sp]Turns out she was talking about being covered in cement.[/sp]

not me but my mum walking through tesco, this is between the manager and an employee Manager "Sale on pork, tell that to the jews" *Laughter* Employee *Awkward laugh* "yeah"

"I cummed on her face and it froze on her"

Ex-girlfriend got corrosive acid on her skirt in a class, a few brief seconds earlier I hear her comment about how she hates everybody in the class. Diggin' yerself a hole!

". . . don't like the lockers here. They hurt your head. The lockers at the junior high were. . ."

Guy 1: "Man, it's cold outside." Guy 2: "Those signs say that there is a high chance for fire. How can a fire start if its so cold out?"

Scene: A woman and her very young son in the parking lot at a Frisch's right on the water's edge of Lake Erie. There are seagulls everywhere. Mother: *Pointing at the Seagulls for her son to see* "Look at all the pigeons!" Pigeons. PIGEONS.

Walking home "Look at that little asian, I bet he has a small dick" *Laughter erupts in the group of people* :(

"-SHIT ON HIM!" [sp]Turns out it was that some girl threw their drink at someone else.[/sp]

I didn't exactly hear what it was about, but the jist of it was sex so that the girl can borrow the guys jacket , and this was the deal they came up with. Also I heard "anal" said a few times... This was also during math class...

"What are we going to do with the body" "Body? What body?"

[QUOTE=Egg_Toaster;38196940]"What are we going to do with the body" "Body? What body?"[/QUOTE] Heh heh ha. Heheheha HA HA HA HA HA HA

'When i come i become a mayo volcano'

Went to go sit down in Law class and hear "so yeah thats when i woke up with my boyfriends pubes in by face" :v:

I remember hearing a businessman on the tube saying "No. Yes. No. No, absolutely fucking hollow. HOLLOW. Fucking hell" to his colleague via a mobile phone.

I was walking in front of two stereotypical bimbo/barbie girls and one of them said that her friend had a foot fetish. They both went ew, and the other one stated that she'd rather be a necrophiliac than have a foot fetish.

In which case I'd rather be dead.

...fucking tore my foreskin. Hurt like a bitch.

"We are not talking about white dicks!"

"I want a tattoo saying suck me on my dick, and one one my neck saying fuck off" i live in a classy place on the bus by the way

"This guy wanted to have a minute of silence for his recently deceased father, but when they didn't want to wait for him he started to cry, what a pussy. Hahahahahaha" Why am I in the same class as these dickbags.

"Dude that kid over there has long hair, what a faggot"

Not quite overhearing, but while on the bus I caught a glimpse, accidentally, of what a girl in front of me was texting to who I presume is her boyfriend. "Your foreskin is very dirty, it needs some cleaning, I'll take care of that when I come over ;)" christ

"If you don't have sex you die, Right mister?" In case you don't know We call teachers "Mister" or "Misses" in Belgium.

Some random kid in my school:"*N word that shall not be posted*, fuck the cops, they can go fuck themselves like the little fake-ass bitches they are, aigh't." How nice that I go to a school with dickweeds like these.

"Dude, watching The Hills will get you all the bitches."

"I did it because he couldn't follow simple instructions."