The biggest lie you ever told

[CaptainMorgan]

I told my mom i only use the computer for homework :smug:

[durkhaz]

lolcaek

[Zealium]

I have read and agreed the Terms of Service.

[DSG]

I once told someone I was god. He believed me until he told me to make it rain and I peed on his face.

[ROFLBURGER]

I'm wearing a condom

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[QUOTE=DSG;25079338]I once told someone I was god. He believed me until he told me to make it rain and I peed on his face.[/QUOTE]

That was you?

[Onlyonebowman]

No I am not the father.

[Crimson_Bomb]

No officer, there is no one in the boot of my car.

EDIT:
Another would be.
There is candy and puppys in my van if you want some, little boy. :smug:

[slayer20]

I'm a guy.

[Boxes Man]

I once told my parents I had a girlfriend

:sympathy:

[FEARME!]

I love you too :frown:

[theseltsamone]

I told my classmates I had an evil twin that would crawl through the vents and eat kids while they were going to the bathroom. I named him "OPHIESF" after the writing on the bottom of a table in the classroom. They actually believed me for roughly 4 months.

[Wootman]

I told my little brother that he was adopted and that we had a pet dinosaur.

[Siminov]

I'm completely interested in women and women only.

[hoodoo456]

That quake was a bad game.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Siminov;25079616]I'm completely interested in women and women only.[/QUOTE]

I didn't expect that from you

/thread

[Tacosheller]

Told my parents I believed in God.

[Siminov]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;25079688]I didn't expect that from you

/thread[/QUOTE]

inkorite

I didn't expect that from myself 2 years ago either.

Shit happens.

[DeVotchKa]

I made my friends mom, who is always high on various kinds of pills, believe that i was Jesus, and we also made her believe that if we didn't go to Vegas that we were going to be shot int he face with a shotgun and a big black guy was going to put the shini curse on the house.
I shit you not.

[G71tc4]

"I am 18 or older"

[ROFLBURGER]

Oh, I lied that I was 21 just to see tits

[jesse194]

I like justin beiber.

[CaptainMorgan]

Twilight should be nominated best picture

[Robot Jesus]

"No, I'm not high, mom."

Or "Yes, I believe in god."

[Saza]

I believe in God

[salty peanut]

"No, I don't Pokemon anymore."

[EFG]

I feel loved.

:frown:

[Snail562]

This thread is great.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Snail562;25081678]This thread is great.[/QUOTE]

:golfclap:

[NateDude]

"I don't believe in god"

...

What? That's my lie!

...

:saddowns:

[wranglor]

No, it's not GHB, hurry up now