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Could'ent think of good title. Mods change to something better if you need to. Anyway, title is all post em here [url]www.urbandictionary.com[/url] Penis wars: A term for a stupid competition, usually where one thinks has it better than the other one. The origin of the expression is from the French "Guerre de pénis", where guys would actually compare their dicks to eachother, usually one saying one has a bigger one than the other. It could also be of Roman origin, when it used to be an honor pissing alongside with someone of higher authority. Usually dick heads are engaged in penis wars. Real men don't even engage in such stupid arguments. Look at the penis wars going on... all about who's got a bigger stick shift on their trucks... jungle bunny Offensive term for a black man scrub A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly And is also known as a buster Always talkin' about what he wants And just sits on his broke ass A scrub is a guy that cant get no love from me Hanging out the passenger side Of his best-friend's ride Trying to holler at me Look at that scrub thinkin he can holla at me. tickle torture When a victim is tied up, be it in a rack or with ropes or hand-cuffs, in a strategic method, and tickled mercilessly. Usually, words are written on the victim's feet, and pictures are taken, both still and moving. Rarely does sex occur, although errections and urination may. I hit random on a couple. lol Your turn

blumpkin The delicately balanced art of getting your c--k sucked while taking a dump.

1. Facepunch Studios A popular garrysmod forum. It is lead by Garry Newman, or "garry" as most people call him. Garry is most known for banning people as well as all the other power mad Nazi's, or "moderators" as they like to be called (postal being the angriest of all). They usually ban for total bull crap reasons, such as posting in a "ban me" forum, or saying s phrase such as "stick it in her pooper". The forum is divided into 3 sections: facepunch studios, Garrys mod, and facewound (as well as the OIFY, a hidden sectioon). Facepunch are the sections relating to the facepunch forums in general, such as news and fast threads. the garrys mod section is the section relating to garrys mod and new mods/add ons. Facewound is a section relating to an upcoming 2d side scrolling shooter. The last section, the OIFY is a hidden section only accissible by it's URL. To view it you must have an account and be logged in. The OIFY is a non-moderated forum where anything goes, like a zoo uncontrolled by communist dictators and scary Nazi's with mental issues. The forums are also home to many cliché's such as "SHOOP DA WHOOP" and "it's a machiene code" I was perma banned from facepunch studios by the communist Nazi postal, and the other mentally retarded mods because I broke a rule I didn't even know existed.

Rodeo: A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on. You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc). When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches. Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places... The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right.. As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell. "Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."

Obama: A term for taking from one group and giving to another with no rhyme or reason, other than to buy votes. Welfare, food stamps or similar socialistic programs. I got my Obama check today. I gonna go buy some cigarettes and beer now.

[b]SHARTSQUATCH[/b] The often shunned and misunderstood cousin of sasquatch, (bigfoot) reported to carry a fowl, sickly sweet smell with thicker more matted hair in the hindquarters region than his fresher smelling namesake. [i]On a recent camping trip to the woods of the pacific northwest I was awakened from my slumbers by the obscene and fowl stench that could only have been the legendary creature Shartsquatch.[/i] (one of my teacher's made this)

Norrland The northern part of Sweden. Norrland covers almost 2/3 of Sweden and is considered the home of all hillbillies by the swedes below this land. This part of the country is very empty due to the vaste distances between people, but a few cities can be found here such as Umeå (Norrland's largest city), Luleå, Sundsvall, Kiruna and Östersund. The bonds between "norrlänningar" is strong since they have always been frowned upon by the southern swedes. Many of Swedens native people, Samer, live here whose reindeers walk practically over the place and cause a lot of people to argue whether they belong here and there or not. Mining has been done on a lot of places here, but gold has never been found, except for the best brand of swedish beer there is, Norrlands Guld, the gold of Norrland. Hmmpf. I'm from Norrland.

[QUOTE=Herr Sven;17722224]Norrland The northern part of Sweden. Norrland covers almost 2/3 of Sweden and is considered the home of all hillbillies by the swedes below this land. This part of the country is very empty due to the vaste distances between people, but a few cities can be found here such as Umeå (Norrland's largest city), Luleå, Sundsvall, Kiruna and Östersund. The bonds between "norrlänningar" is strong since they have always been frowned upon by the southern swedes. Many of Swedens native people, Samer, live here whose reindeers walk practically over the place and cause a lot of people to argue whether they belong here and there or not. Mining has been done on a lot of places here, but gold has never been found, except for the best brand of swedish beer there is, Norrlands Guld, the gold of Norrland. Hmmpf. I'm from Norrland.[/QUOTE] I bet a stockholmare wrote that. They consider everything above them norrlänningar. [editline]07:37AM[/editline] mushroom (n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over. (abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing. (n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face. I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions [editline]07:39AM[/editline] And Norrlands Guld is overrated pisswasser.

[QUOTE=Urban dictionary;17722224]but gold has never been found[/QUOTE] Yes, Actually. When I and me brother was walking (17 kilometres, a little stroll, Norrland style), my brother saw something sparkle in a stream, so he borrowed my Kåsa (traditional cup) to see what it was and voilá: It was gold! And yes turbis2, must have been written by a nollåtta (Norrlandic slang for a person living in stockholm).

Duckface A term used to descibe the face made if you push your lips together in a combination of a pout and a pucker, giving the impression you have larger cheekbones and bigger lips.

Quackers A fantasy prone mid teen to late 40 year old guy that wears flip flops, big dog t-shirts, sports a ponytail, and is more than likely to be overweight. The name is derived from the duck like sound emitted from the voice box of this particular form of life. Almost every single Quacker is into the fantasy tabletop game Warhammer, and recently Warhammer Online Age of Reckoning.

[B]Musegasm[/B] Getting an orgasm while listening to the the band muse.

Bisexuality: The ability to stick your hand down anyone pants and be satisfied with what you find