Shit You'd Like to Confess V3 I'm not into incest but my sister is hot - General

Old thread: [url]https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1489804[/url] Confess thine sins

As a baby I once took candy from an adult.

Do you know the episode of Always Sunny with the environmentalist guy? Well I can't watch that without feeling physically ill. I just feel too bad for the guy, sure he was a dick but come on Dennis, you almost get him and killed and have sex with his GF? This is hard to type, I hope the guy is ok in canon.

I have a 2000 image Imgur album of Rule 34

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49753758]I have a 2000 image Imgur album of Rule 34[/QUOTE] Do share

I went to a nice restaurant and had nice food and now I'm happy. Good food makes me happy... atleast for a bit. Also had some beer, so that helps aswell. :v:

[QUOTE=EuSKalduna;49753762]Do share[/QUOTE] please don't

The only form of media that makes me cry is music, I don't know why, but it does.

I swallow all the gum i chew, have since i was like 3

[QUOTE=Native Hunter;49753983]I swallow all the gum i chew, have since i was like 3[/QUOTE] Wow, how's your stomach?

[QUOTE=AhoyMate;49754006]Wow, how's your stomach?[/QUOTE] Completely fine, that whole story about gum getting stuck is an old wives tale. Because after swalling so much gum for 14 years if it was true, id be dead by now

I hate that I can't be at the level my sisters are at. I try so hard and I just can't achieve what they're at (Lawyer and PhD in Entemology) [editline]16th February 2016[/editline] Basically I'll constantly be disappointing my parents

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49754025]I hate that I can't be at the level my sisters are at. I try so hard and I just can't achieve what they're at (Lawyer and PhD in Entemology) [editline]16th February 2016[/editline] Basically I'll constantly be disappointing my parents[/QUOTE] As long as you're happy man your parents should be happy for you. If not well thats their problem eh?

I am Bi sexual and no one from my family knows that. Shit might happen if they find out.

[QUOTE=Zillamaster55;49754025]I hate that I can't be at the level my sisters are at. I try so hard and I just can't achieve what they're at (Lawyer and PhD in Entemology) [editline]16th February 2016[/editline] Basically I'll constantly be disappointing my parents[/QUOTE] My father is a wealthy and successful scientist who invented a whole bunch of things, won awards, and owns his own company. I'm a minor lab technician, but at least I'll try to be a better parent and wiser than he is. Success isn't just measured in how wealthy and successful you have been in a career.

[QUOTE=Shaohs;49753758]I have a 2000 image Imgur album of Rule 34[/QUOTE] Only 2000?

I get drunk every day

i know the lyrics to das horn off by heart

The only reason I'm going to a religious school is because it's Audio Engineering program is top notch. I just deal with all the "Jesus loves you" stuff.

[QUOTE=MissingGlitch;49754227]Only 2000?[/QUOTE] I only have the imgur album because my thumb drive ran out of space 64 gb of porn

im not into incest but my sister is hot she is not related to me anyhow so :smug:

I stole pokémon cards from my neighbors as a kid.

I stole kids from my neighbor while dressed as a pokemon card.

I dressed pokekids as my neighbormon. Steal.

I am a Pokemon.

[QUOTE=damnatus;49754654]im not into incest but my sister is hot she is not related to me anyhow so :smug:[/QUOTE] I think sobotnik is going to want to have a word with you

we all have a hot cousin right right

[QUOTE=AtomicSans;49755243]we all have a hot cousin right right[/QUOTE] My cousin looks like a burn victim. Without the actual burns.

[QUOTE=Linda,Octopus;49755288]My cousin looks like a burn victim. Without the actual burns.[/QUOTE] So just a victim then?

The word "bitch" sounds more comical than insulting.