If you ruled the world, what would be the first thing you do?

[gvazdas]

All responses available! I don't care if it's serious, funny, stupid, dumb it doesn't matter I just want to know what you guys feel :)
I would:
Make all world scientist create a cure so Michael Jackson can be revived! lol :)

[PrismatexV8]

Get rid of religion.

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Also legalize weed.

[Roll_Program]

Get rid of any form of religion.

Make it punishable by death.

[Herr Sven]

Away with religion, all drugs, and up with Science!

[FreddiRox!]

Make all people unworthy of my presence teraform the planet into the shape of my face. I would make russia my house (Put walls around russia) and I would play games with unworthy people and decided their fate;
"Simon says 'JUMP!'"
*Jumps*
"NOONE SAID I WAS SIMON! DIE"

[Everen]

Do a better job

[Takeout]

Form one government to rule the whole world, rather than a bunch of little governments that conflict with each other.

[gvazdas]

[B]SOMEBODY PLEASE SAY WORLD WAR III! I lost my only thing I would do :([/B]

[PrismatexV8]

[QUOTE=Herr Sven;20914004]Away with religion, all drugs, and up with Science![/QUOTE]

Wait, away with all drugs? Not cool.

[Madman_Andre]

Blow it up.

[gvazdas]

[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;20914067]Blow it up.[/QUOTE]
Well now that's a bit stupid.
You go working for 30 years and get promoted to Ruler of the world, and all you want to do is destroy your planet owned by you and yourself!
[B]I'm in![/B]

[Herr Sven]

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20914063]Wait, away with all drugs? Not cool.[/QUOTE]

All non-medicinal drugs.

[Pnukup]

I would PEE

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On the hole world

[mobrockers]

Make wearing clothes illegal for women, with the exception for fugly ass ones, they have to wear 10 layers of clothes at all times.

[Spookly]

Make a shitty thread about it

[Pnukup]

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;20914433]Make a shitty thread about it[/QUOTE]
As though OP does rule the world?

[Joppari]

[QUOTE=Gvazdas;20914060][B]SOMEBODY PLEASE SAY WORLD WAR III! I lost my only thing I would do :([/B][/QUOTE]

I would invent a time machine and go back to World War I

:smug:

[coco911231]

[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;20914433]Make a shitty thread about it[/QUOTE]

:smug:

[Eluveitie]

[QUOTE=Takeout;20914051]Form one government to rule the whole world, rather than a bunch of little governments that conflict with each other.[/QUOTE]

Imagine how hard that would be though. Even though this is unrealistic.

[uberdood15]

Have people build me a zeppelin.

[autodesknoob]

i would prepare a colony for the moon and mars
AT THE SAME TIME :smug:

[Kalkka]

I'd make the events of Half-Life happen in real life.

[ToXiCsoldier]

Make a sandvich i think, you can't rule the world on a empty stomach.

[Fourfingers]

i would make hot female servants feed me bacon off their tits! WIN!

[MadMaxJ]

Exterminate furrys and emos.

Build spaceships

Invade harmless aliens and KILL ´EM ALL!!

[Broryt]

Kill religion
Then smug

[Rimbas]

12 year olds banned from internet

[PlamZ]

I would get rid of everything we don't need

-Redhead
-Emos
-Furry

I would give money to hobos, so that they stop asking us.

I would make a huge tower of the facepunch logo (1MM$, which are took as taxes on the chinese people)

Give gun to [b]Good[/b] People and swiss army knife to [b]Bad[/b] people.

That's all

[SinjinOmega]

Get rid of religion. It's simple and will make us focus on more cases of stupitity.

[Angelsaur]

Get rid of religion, maybe. It causes too much harm nowadays. Legalize weed, maybe?