The most random thing you have said as you've woken up

[johnnyIERB]

We've all come out of deep sleeps and mumbled some random line from you're dream you woke up in the middle of.

Whats your most random one?

Mine would have to be, "Hang on, take back the mime rifle... And Bring.. Me.. My.. Elephant Gun... He appears to be French."

[redback3]

"Well bring the fucking fruit cake" then I had to stop for a second to try and comprehend what just blurted out of my mouth.

[MrDestroyer]

"I'm the fucking flash bitches!"

[T3h_K3b0b]

"Fucking hell, I want an orange."

This was when I just woke up after staying up for two or three days. I had no idea where I got oranges from. After getting out of bed, I discovered that there were no oranges to be found.

I want an orange now.

[Raptor_Girl]

I woke up screaming "SHUT UP!"

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

"KILL THE SPY HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!"

Mom came in and was like "What the hell?"

I should play TF2 less often :ohdear:

[Sitkero]

"[B]DROP THE FUCKING WALRUS![/B]"

I really [I]really[/I] wish I knew what the fuck I was dreaming.

[Deadoon]

"The cheese is going to kill us if we don't eat the llamas."

I think it had something to do with my dream at the time but I don't remember that dream.

[Dukov Traboski]

"The ants are...wha?"

"Wha" being when I realized I was awake.
I can't remember what I was dreaming about either.

[-qwerty-]

"Run like hell!"

Zombies. . .

[Errorproxy]

Nothing.

[Ibexaz]

"What the hell, are we driving on mars? It's so rocky."

I was on a road trip in California. Bumpy ass roads. Don't remember saying it.

[B1N4RY!]

"Aww hell, must have been awesome to be a girl"

I had no idea what I was dreaming about.

[Fallen Thespian]

"OH NO SNAKES IN MY HAIR! SNAKES! AAAAH GET THEM OUT!"

I was apparently having a nightmare when my mom tried to wake me up.

[Piggah]

''Oi bro, get off my dick''

Camp. We never talk about it.

[AntonFTW]

Something like:
"I can't play the game if my mouse is not working, it's hard to look around."

[Sgt. Napalm]

"Don't worry I think the lumberjacks went away."

[Grox4546]

"Oh my fucking fuck dick!"
I was mad about getting up early.

[Jiggmin]

"My silly sock has pizza, crab, and a little fish."

[Namo]

[B]Do the infected dog-blood ear.[/B]

[B]Do the infected dog-blood mouth[/B]

(Sung in the voice of the alpha penguin from madagascar. And I hate that fucking movie.)

[Krazyconnor]

I woke up singing Hare Hare Yuri!

[Wyvers]

'This baby in the road is starting to piss me off'

[RibbonHead09]

"WIND UP THAT HOOKAH. WE'RE GOING TO SMOKE SOME MELON SHISHA!"
While on a class trip. That was so fucking strange. I still remember that dream.

I was in egypt, smoking hookah with a lizard-man and an amputee.
That was the weirdest dreams in my entire life.

[Sabrina]

"Oh god, deeper mom, oh god you feel so good..."

I was dreaming about Milftails. Goddamn thing haunts me.

[T-Bag-T]

"You don't have to barge in here just take the fucking tie. I didn't want to play trumpet anyway!"

I dreamt about a magic tie that gave you awesome musical skill. Fun dream.

[haloguy234]

"Fuck off"

I actually think someone was trying to wake me up, too.

[CounterTunes]

"We lost so much men on the battlefield" ;_;

[soad_jonas]

"Bring the soap, my face is already wet."

My mom told me I said that when she tried to wake me up once.

[editline]12:07PM[/editline]

I bet half of the people here are making it up

[Cyclocius]

"Run Hagrid, I'll tell someone else to hold off Boris Johnson."
This is what happens when you watch BBC News while rereading The Philosophers stone before you go to bed.

[lordskelzor]

"today is gonna be dope"

[editline]10:32PM[/editline]

i'm white btw

[editline]10:32PM[/editline]

and i dont smoke pot