Any fluent German speakers who want to help me with simple German homework?

[Perfumly]

Hey guys, I'm taking an online German course and desperately need homework help because I can't wrap my head around this shit and could use the help of someone who could actually speak the language. pm me your msn/steam or post it in here if you want to help me out.
(The help would be pretty easy, I just need help writing a 100 word story in German and other extremely basic assignments)

[Bacteria]

Join the Nazi party, you'll learn German in no time.

[Perfumly]

but I'm already three weeks behind in this class I have no time for such things.

[TurbisV2]

[QUOTE=Bacteria;26096557]Join the Nazi party, you'll learn German in no time.[/QUOTE]

Those wannabes only know three words and a name.

[Bacteria]

It's your fault for not studying in time, you lazy faggot.

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=Bacteria;26096578]It's your fault for not studying in time, you lazy faggot.[/QUOTE]

Wanna fight about it

[sir whoopsalot]

If it's so simple, why not do it yourself?
And why still do it if you can't wrap your head around it?

[OatmealMan]

Jawohl

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;26096598]If it's so simple, why not do it yourself?[/QUOTE]

I meant simple to a German speaker, not myself. It's been impossible for me to understand some of the grammar rules that apply with sentences that include sequencing words etc, or invitations/responses.

[DatWut?]

I'd recommend going to the german subforum and opening up a thread there. :v:
Anyway, I could help.

[Perfumly]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;26096624]I'd recommend going to the german subforum[/QUOTE]

I thought we didn't have one of those anymore, I'll go there later if this thread doesn't succeed in getting me help.

[BraceWuyne]

I'm in German II H so, I could try to help.

[DatWut?]

[QUOTE=DatWut?;26096624]Anyway, I could help.[/QUOTE]
I'm german, just as further information.

[OatmealMan]

Do you need any of these ÜÖÄüöä :buddy:

[editline]16th November 2010[/editline]

[QUOTE=TurbisV2;26096576]Those wannabes only know three words and a name.[/QUOTE]

[b]Three[/b] words?

[cNova]

im german and born in germany :)

[Scar]

Want a medal?

Anyway, what kind of text?

[editline]16th November 2010[/editline]

I can help you out

[OatmealMan]

[QUOTE=cNova;26096882]im german and born in germany :)[/QUOTE]

I am as well

HÖHÖHÖHÖHÖH ICH AUCH HÖHÖHÖÖH

[GeneralFredrik]

Drei kante hat mein hut. Fuck yeah

[shatteredwindow]

[QUOTE=Perfumly;26096594]Wanna fight about it[/QUOTE]

I do. You cannot defeat this moustachio'd man.

[HuLLa]

I was born in germany and live in germany, i speak german fluently but i have no clue about german gramma. Maybe you could post an example and then we see if some of us could help you.

[kijji]

I'm not fluent and my German is shit but I could help with something that simple.

Reply to this post or PM me unless someone already helped you.

[h4ngman]

Guten Tag, mein Herr, ja! I too am born in ze wondervul
Deutsche republic. Here vere ze grass is green and ze cows
are plentyvul. Where ve eat Wurst and drink Lager. Unfortunatelly,
I am from eine sertain southern part of Deutschland, where sie
people are known to be very unfriendly and rude to outsiders.
So I vill not help you, Schweinehund. Lang lebe the Freistaat!

[Bacteria]

[QUOTE=H4ngman;26115119]Guten Tag, mein Herr, ja! I too am born in ze wondervul
Deutsche republic. Here vere ze grass is green and ze cows
are plentyvul. Where ve eat Wurst and drink Lager. Unfortunatelly,
I am from eine sertain southern part of Deutschland, where sie
people are known to be very unfriendly and rude to outsiders.
So I vill not help you, Schweinehund. Lang lebe the Freistaat![/QUOTE]

I don't want to hear German again :suicide:

[EvilMelon]

[url]http://translate.google.com[/url]

I used it when learning Swedish.

[rawr >:3]

[QUOTE=H4ngman;26115119]Guten Tag, mein Herr, ja! I too am born in ze wondervul
Deutsche republic. Here vere ze grass is green and ze cows
are plentyvul. Where ve eat Wurst and drink Lager. Unfortunatelly,
I am from eine sertain southern part of Deutschland, where sie
people are known to be very unfriendly and rude to outsiders.
So I vill not help you, Schweinehund. Lang lebe the Freistaat![/QUOTE]

Drink is trinken, you worthless faggot. And eat is essen.

[BraceWuyne]

[QUOTE=H4ngman;26115119]Guten Tag, mein Herr, ja! I komme auf deutschland! . Hier Das Gras ist Grüne und es gibt viele Kühe. Where ve eat Wurst and drink Lager. Unfortunatelly,
Ich komme auf die sudlishe tiel im Deutschland, wo die person sind sehr unfreundlish and shelscht zu (what's outsiders auf Deutsch?)
So Ich willst hilfe dich nicht, Schweinehund. Lang lebe die Freistaat![/QUOTE]
Fix'd (mostly, I'm still learning German)

EDIT: when I said mostly I mean not really at all.

[h4ngman]

[QUOTE=rawr >:3;26115199]Drink is trinken, you worthless faggot. And eat is essen.[/QUOTE]

So? You eat Wurst and drink Lager.

[QUOTE=hhcheese;26116999]Fix'd (mostly, I'm still learning German)[/QUOTE]

Nothing to fix here. I was trying to write in German accent. Outsiders are 'Die Fremden'.
Man, the translation is horrible, but I can't blame you, we have a horribly difficult language.

Naja, was auch immer. Schreiben wir mal noch n bisschen Deutsch hier, um die Herrn von übersee
zu verwirren, wie sich das gehört. Aber dafür regnets wahrscheinlich pappkartons, weil die pappnasen
denken, ich will sie an selbiger herumführen. Ficken, heil Hitler, Bier, Wurst und Sauerkraut!

[Halahazam]

I know german and I do unique essays or whatever and I need money

[butre]

[QUOTE=OatmealMan;26096677]Do you need any of these ÜÖÄüöä :buddy:

[editline]16th November 2010[/editline]

[b]Three[/b] words?[/QUOTE]

sieg heil and fuhrer is my guess

[redBadger]

pm'd