How do you react when you're flirted with or checked out? - General

So you hotties out here, how do you respond when you catch the eye of a sweet babe/stud or even when a fine specimen decides to play the flirting game with you? When a honey looks me in the eye, her soft, scarlet lips gently caressed by the sublime sexiness of her tongue, I flash her one of those irrestible "come get me" stares, and I say "babe, we gon' get on down". Then I take her in my 1968 Chevrolet Corvette back to the steamy luxury of my crib, pour her out a glass of wine, put on one of my Barry White vinyls, and sink down onto the couch with her. And she says, "honey, you are SUCH a hunk", and I reply "you know it". And the atmosphere gets more and more electric, my hand grabs her thigh, she softly moans cos' she knows it's what she's been dreaming of all night when I give her the look. Yeah, it's the look that says it's time to be getting on down. So I take her by the hand and lead her to the warm, gentle embrace of my bed, we collapse into each other's arms and make sweet, sweet love all night. :quagmire: That's one of the two possible results of someone checking me out. The other is that I blush and say something stupid.

i cry

massive nosebleed

I flash my cock, it hasn't picked up a chick yet though, am I doing something wrong?

[QUOTE=i-am-teh-sex;41581399]I flash my cock, it hasn't picked up a chick yet though, am I doing something wrong?[/QUOTE]you're meant to slap them in the face with it, that's how you woo them

I wouldn't know :c [sp]I might also just be completely oblivious to such things too, but I don't really talk to anyone[/sp] V:v:V [sp]I'm so lonely :([/sp]

I'd walk up to them, and pity them on their terrible taste

[QUOTE=slayer20;41581404]I wouldn't know :c [sp]I might also just be completely oblivious to such things too, but I don't really talk to anyone[/sp] V:v:V [sp]I'm so lonely :([/sp][/QUOTE] Hey sexy

Well I cant say much because it hasnt ever happened. [sp]I need less social anxiety to actually attain attention from people[/sp]

erection

i experience bij

Eye tag literally the funnest shit in the world

I get all smiley and start blushing like all golly shucks and whatnot.

It's only happened once and I ignored it and then nothing happened the end. If it were to happen again I'd do the same.

spaghetti falls out of my pockets

I start retelling Reagan's biography.

Ignore it.

I tell them that I will always stay loyal to my waifu

[QUOTE=JesterUK;41582172]I tell them that I will always stay loyal to my waifu[/QUOTE] Hear hear

I have a mild revelation later on when one of my buddies points it out like "Hey, you know she was trying to flirt with you, right?" "Oh, so that's what that was."

whip out my dick and start pissing "DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT"

Keep calm and innocently flirt back, see if things escalate or not.

I have a couple of times not noticed when I was being flirted at. There was this one time last summer we were at a garden party with my friends and along the evening I met a really cute blond girl and we started talking and having fun and when it was time to go home I walked with her for a while until our roads separated and she asked me "Where do you live? I live real close by if you're tired and don't feel like walking home you can come and stay the night at ours, or we could spend the night at yours too." And I fucking answered to her "No I live a bit from here too, I don't think you'd want to walk there with thoes shoes." Jesus god damn it, I can't believe what a 'sperg move that was. When I got home I realised it, I was like shhieeeeett boyyy. I never heard from her since.

This happens to people?!

I can't tell if they're flirting with me or making fun of me... GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I summon Satan with my Ouija board for help but by the time he gets here they've lost interest.

usually ends up with someone's dick in someone else two hours later

Any time it's happened I don't realize it until later. When I do realize it I almost always am not in the mood for flirting, I have a crush on someone else at the moment, or I'm not interested in the person flirting with me at all.

[QUOTE=-ZeeBo-;41583381]I have a couple of times not noticed when I was being flirted at. There was this one time last summer we were at a garden party with my friends and along the evening I met a really cute blond girl and we started talking and having fun and when it was time to go home I walked with her for a while until our roads separated and she asked me "Where do you live? I live real close by if you're tired and don't feel like walking home you can come and stay the night at ours, or we could spend the night at yours too." And I fucking answered to her "No I live a bit from here too, I don't think you'd want to walk there with thoes shoes." Jesus god damn it, I can't believe what a 'sperg move that was. When I got home I realised it, I was like shhieeeeett boyyy. I never heard from her since.[/QUOTE] This is literally the worst thing, when it happens

I will play along for a bit, slowly mentioning nerdier and nerdier things to her. If she stays past the video games I start going into anime and manga, if she stays past that i'll go into hentei and fetish stuff. If she stays past that I'll usually leave right then because she's either lying about being interested of way too creepy for me to ever date. This has been an effective strategy for keeping women off me for some time now, and I intend for I intend for it to work far into the future.