Post Your In Soviet Russia or (other Locale) Jokes Here
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Because Every Year it happens
In Soviet Russia, you don't own guns, guns own you!
In Soviet Russia, you don't raise wolves, wolves raise you!
In Soviet Russia, if computer program does not execute, they execute YOU!
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
In Soviet Russia
Poem writes YOU!
"In "America You kick ass, In soviet Russia Ass Kicks YOU"
"In Soviet Russia, bomb disarms YOU!!"
"In Soviet Russia, gun disassembles YOU!!"
"In Soviet Russia Vodka drinks YOU!!"
"In america you microwave hotpockets, in Soviet Russia hotpocket microwave you!!"
"In Soviet Russia, hentai fucks YOU!"
"In America, rapist rapes you. In Soviet Russia, YOU rape rapist!!!"
"In Soviet Russia, God worship YOU"
[B]Info of the joke.[/B]
[url]http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?InSovietRussia[/url]
I copied a few from the reference.
Now post them and be disappointed at the things people say.
[QUOTE=Syphen;14293220]
"In Soviet Russia, hentai fucks YOU!"
"In America, rapist rapes you. In Soviet Russia, YOU rape rapist!!!"[/QUOTE]
You fuck Hentai?
The rapist one was the only one that made me laugh (not meant to be a sketchy comment).
In soviet russia, 'in soviet russia' jokes don't laugh at [b]YOU![/b]
My meaning being that these jokes aren't funny.
"In Soviet Russia, YOU watch Perverts"
"In Soviet Russia, Terrorists kill YOU"
"In Soviet Russia, Clown kills YOU"
"In Soviet Russia, YOU cut Knife"
[QUOTE=Syphen;14293220]In Soviet Russia, you don't raise wolves, wolves raise you![/QUOTE]
Actually I believe that's Rome.
In Soviet Russia, survey takes you!
Think about it.
Posting in AIDS thread.
[editline]12:21PM[/editline]
Yes indeed.
Sweden = Gay
:buddy:
"In Facepunch, THIS is a shit thread"
[QUOTE=dcss;16218004]"In Facepunch, THIS is a shit thread"[/QUOTE]
Did you know that This becomes Shit if you switch the T and S.
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16218068]Did you know that This becomes Shit if you switch the T and S.[/QUOTE]
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"In Soviet Russia, Shit owes YOU"
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16218068]Did you know that This becomes Shit if you switch the T and S.[/QUOTE]
you have opened my eyes
In Soviet russia, Hachet chops you!
[QUOTE=CrazyV2;16218068]Did you know that This becomes Shit if you switch the T and S.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it's like the word puzzle in Fable, you're supposed to spell "Hits" or something..
You have the letters S, H, T and I
In Soviet Russia, gravity defies you!
"In Soviet Russia, YOU raep Pedobear!"
[QUOTE=leonardox;16238014]"In Soviet Russia, YOU raep Pedobear!"[/QUOTE]
In Soviet Russia, Box gets rated YOU!
In Soviet Russa, Chuck Norris. . .
never mind.
In soviet russia, T-34 medium armoured tank gets YOU!!
In soviet Russia, car drives YOU!
In soviet Russia, you piss off cleverbot!
In Soviet Russia, language speaks YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, post posts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, YOU ban mods!!
In Soviet Russia, movie watches YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, meme spams YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, thread starts YOU!!
In Soviet Russia, cousin, it is your cousin.
In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes jokes about YOU!
[QUOTE=Bulaba0;16254509]In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia makes jokes about YOU![/QUOTE]
you just won :O
In soviet mordor, Boromir simply walks into YOU!
In soviet russia, these jokes are funny.
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