Well, as the title insists.
Heres mine:
I was sitting at the computer and I was just about to leave to go out for dinner, when all of a sudden my mom comes in and starts to pick up a sock , She said: Did the dogs piss on this? Sadly, It wasnt piss, Ill give you one hint :smug: :fh:
[QUOTE=Poor Irish Boy;18633538]Well, as the title insists.
Heres mine:
I was sitting at the computer and I was just about to leave to go out for dinner, when all of a sudden my mom comes in and starts to pick up a sock , She said: Did the dogs piss on this? Sadly, It wasnt piss, Ill give you one hint :smug: :fh:[/QUOTE]
Ectoplasm!
Was it cat piss?
During Thanksgiving dinner:
Me: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Grandma: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."
[QUOTE=Shoupie;18634029]During Thanksgiving dinner:
Me: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Grandma: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."[/QUOTE]
:wtc:
My sister: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Grandma: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."
[QUOTE=TehLeetPenguin;18635160]My sister: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Grandma: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."[/QUOTE]
I think I know you.
One time My mom came in on me and my cousin fucking. very awkard.
[QUOTE=ChicagoMobster;18635410]One time My mom came in on me and my cousin fucking. very awkard.[/QUOTE]
:quagmire:
My son: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Grandma: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."
[QUOTE=Sickle;18636913]My son: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Grandma: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."[/QUOTE]
Should've been "Mom", not Grandma.
And mine would be that time tons of relatives were gathered in the living room and chatting it up when suddenly my aunt's dog walks in, goes right up to my little sister on the floor, and starts humping the shit out of her. :v:
My sister mentioning anal sex in front of my family.
My grandson: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Me: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."
I'm old.
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April 2009
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My grandson: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Me: "I'm full, too."
Everyone else: "..."
My mom catched me fucking my goth stepsister, fucking badass pussy.
Mum walked in while I was cyber sexing
mom caught me masturbating :S
Nothing I'm sneaky.
[QUOTE=Rad666;18638164]My mom catched me fucking my goth stepsister, fucking badass pussy.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ChicagoMobster;18635410]One time My mom came in on me and my cousin fucking. very awkard.[/QUOTE]
:smug::fh:
Me: "Eeew. There's a puppy turd on the ground."
Myself: "I'm full, too."
I: "..."
I once watched a movie with my dad. Everything went fine until the porn commercials came on...
O_O
[QUOTE=melon²;19260132]I once watched a movie with my dad. Everything went fine until the porn commercials came on...[/QUOTE]
Why? Did you start jerking to them? Cause that's fine if you did.
[QUOTE=Howe;19260283]Why? Did you start jerking to them? Cause that's fine if you did.[/QUOTE]
... Maybe...
No but seriously, it was one of those moments at which you think: "If I stare at the screen, he may think that I'm somewhere else with my thoughts", and that's what I did, and staring at a screen with that kind of commercials doesn't make others think that you're mentally absent.
My mom walking in on me eating my Girlfriends pussy
[QUOTE=medal-12;19260446]my mom walking in on me fapping[/QUOTE]
I liked your other awkward moment better.
My brother walking in on me watching anime he had a freak out
[QUOTE=melon²;19260500]I liked your other awkward moment better.[/QUOTE]
i get you :smug:
The ammount of Incest in this thread is amazing...
and yet more is to come.
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