a black kid called me a "cracka-ass bitch" for no reason in the halls
i asked him "what is your favorite food?"
he replies "why do it matter, mind your own bidniss cracker"'
i pressed harder "tell me your favorite food, it's not hard unless you're stupid as fuck"
he quickly responds with "a fuckin' burger"
too easy, i thought
"would you like some kfc and melons with that"
then i got the shit beat out of me.
what's your story?
browsing facepunch
Fapping
My friends and I are going to hell for our jokes... goddamn...
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For the amount of time I have said 'fuck' I have dodged so many bullets. Not this time. For some reason the teacher teleports behind me every time I swear. A teacher - literally appears out of no where, "I BEG YOUR PARDON!"
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me too
I feel really bad about it too
It doesn't matter coz I have this!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/flPUWib.jpg[/IMG]
I saw Marilyn Manson in 2008(?), and some kind protester thought I needed this.
I'm not going to Hell. Then again, I ain't going to Heaven, either. Fuck that shit, I'll stay here and haunt my kids as a spooky ghost or a possessed skeleton. How badass would it be for your dad to be a skeleton? Just imagine bringing him to a Halloween party. In fact, I can imagine it being a manga.
[I]​"My Father Is A Skeleton!!!"[/I]
When I was a little kid (maybe seven) I threw a kitten on top of my house. And I think it died.
Too this day, I feel horrible about it. I don't know what I was thinking back then when I did it.
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Still one of the best posts I've seen in SH.
Obviously my greatest sin was laughing at black humour.
Porn, Secular views and disregard of other countries beside my own.
[QUOTE=ScottyWired;43969308]Browsing SomethingAwful.[/QUOTE]
Gee, that really is something awful.
So at work one day there was this guy who was missing an arm, and he was struggling to get something heavy into his trolley so I asked him if he needed a hand. Very poor choice of words.
Since I usually fail to offer prayers to the Lord of All Creation when I drink my milk, according to my religion I'm supposed to land up in hell after I die. Same goes for sleeping late (because I remain asleep at dawn).
Not seeding torrents
using iTunes to manufacture nuclear weapons
I'm not following an Abrahamic Religion so I'm going to Dis
I'd need a couple of pages to post everything on the list.
A girl posted one of those love quotes saying "You can't rebuild what has already fallen apart" on facebook
I commented the picture of the twin towers.
Cooking lost souls.
[IMG]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/70jxkIF8XDQ/hqdefault.jpg[/IMG]
using a meme as an avatar
A guy at my school was about crying because Paul walker died.
Dude ive never made so many jokes about a dead guy in my life. It was funny because I sat next to him everyday. Eventually after the 2nd week non stop his tears meant nothing to me
Because intercourse.
There's a mentally challenged girl in my class that hums so fucking loud and I want to punch her in the face because I'm an asshole.
There's a special needs kid watching roller coaster videos in the computer lab I'm working in. I'm a horrible person for finding this shit funny but jesus christ.
weeeed
also did u kno that princess dianna had dandruff
[sp]they found her head&shoulders on her dashboard... and the steering wheel... and and window[/sp]
To visit Norway
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