Worst pickup lines

[NeverGoWest]

Are you a concrete wall? Because I am probably going to bore you.

[Fence]

Let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you.

[KwisatzHaderach]

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this *hands her a bowl of eggs*

[Nutsack]

Hey it's farmer's day (this pickup line is only usable on farmers day)
Wanna plow?

[PsycheClops]

[QUOTE=Booker K;51881873]You a pokemon trainer? Cause I wanna squirtle all over your jigglypuffs.[/QUOTE]
Damn, girl, you looking fine. Why don't I get a better view of that and lemme get a Pikachu?

[zee]

I ain't fred flintstone but i can still make ur bed rock :^)

[meanwhile]

i'll fuck you in half

[kloaz]

are your parents retarded because you're special to me

[Cranial Toxicity]

Is that I mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

[oxooon]

Marry me.

[Samperson123]

eh uh ee w-will you g-go out with me *cry and run away*

[RobL]

lemme smash

[KnightLight]

"I play video games."

[Secrios]

Are you a nose? Cause I pick you!

[Propane Addict]

[QUOTE=Samson0722;51881864]Hey it's farmer's day (this pickup line is only usable on farmers day)
Wanna plow?[/QUOTE]

Do you play Farmville? Cause I want to plow your fields.

[Cranial Toxicity]

Do you work on a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.

[Halite]

Yo gurl, lemme smash.

[T.F.W.O.]

Did you fall from heaven coz you look like shit.

[Freaka]

Can I go out with you? Because you look like trash

[Cranial Toxicity]

Are you a wrench? Because you sure know how to tighten these nuts.

[RobL]

[QUOTE=freaka;51884268]Can I go out with you? Because you look like trash[/QUOTE]

Shouldn't that be "can I take you out?"?

[CSLeader]

If I were a hitman, I'd pick you off.

[sketler]

Honestly opening the door for her speaks about 1000 words or listening to her feelings. I only say pickup lines to people who work at uhaul

[Conscript]

ayy gurl u want sum fuk?

[Lord Diz]

Gather many limes. Try to hold them all in front of the person you wish to court, but continuously drop them. The clumsier the better. After a minute or so, say "I'm sorry, I'm bad at pickup limes"

[Galactic S.O.U.L]

[QUOTE=recolour;51890254]ayy gurl u want sum fuk?[/QUOTE]

dang, i was gonna post this one

[.𓃉𓁿𓂎𓁿𓃉.]

please have sex with me

[gast91]

Do you take cash or credit?

[Dr. Darkly]

hey babe, touch my pickle and ill toss ya a nickle ;)

[KennyAwsum]

let me cum in vag