So this is the thing: I have to write an essay about me doing something really weird and strange and/or something that violates a 'social norm', therefore engaging in what's called 'deviant behavior'.
I've been thinking of a few things, but I want to see what you guys think. There's got to be something [i]superbly[/i] weird/great that I can do.
Rules are that it has to be in a social setting, [b]I can't break any laws[/b], and I can't be overly offensive to people.
An subtle example would be getting in an elevator with people and facing [i]them[/i] as opposed to the door.
Hell if you guys can come up with something funny enough I'll even film it and put it online.
Have any of you gone out and really messed around with people before? If so what?
Go out to eat and don't leave a tip.
[QUOTE=fenwick;37583996]Go out to eat and don't leave a tip.[/QUOTE]
That's just douchey.
run with scissors
Go to a fancy restaurant and eat with your hands
Don't wash your hands after going to the bathroom.
Regularly go to your local toy shop to gape at My Little Pony dolls.
With a neckbeard.
And don't wash. At all. For months.
stand as far away from the urinal as you can manage
hold the door open for someone really far away
sit right next to someone on a sparsely crowded bus
skip
start laughing obnoxiously loud in a quiet setting for no apparent reason
tape a spoon to your forehead (and go into a restaurant and use it instead of the provided silverware)
1. Put a bluetooth earpiece on
2. Pretend to have a conversation with someone via the earpiece, and confuse bystanders.
My Little Pony, crossdressing, cosplay, anime body pillows.
Combine all four.
crossdressing is fun
i used to go out dressed as the opposite sex from time to time and hold hands/act affectionate with someone of that sex in public
[QUOTE=Guy Mannly;37584442]crossdressing is fun
i used to go out dressed as the opposite sex from time to time and hold hands/act affectionate with someone of that sex in public[/QUOTE]Yeah fun for you, how do you think the other person feels.
[QUOTE=Killer900;37584584]Yeah fun for you, how do you think the other person feels.[/QUOTE]
they were completely okay with it actually, i never would have done it otherwise
say a monologue from a de Sade book out loud
[QUOTE=thisispain;37584917]say a monologue from a de Sade book out loud[/QUOTE]
dramatically scream the BDSM scenes from Fifty Shades of Gray in a crowded area
no that's terrible
de sade had class
[QUOTE=Atersk;37583959]
Have any of you gone out and really messed around with people before? If so what?[/QUOTE]
My friend and I used to wear heavy camo hunting jackets and black ski masks as we rode around the city in an old ~'76 Cadillac Deville. Stopping at red lights was always the highlight of our trips. People would either look at you then immediately look away(we would stare at them the entire time we were stopped) or if they were younger they'd immediately bust out laughing and we'd play along with em.
I wear my kilt in public, sometimes even to work instead of my normal pants.
And also:
1. Quote "Mein Kampf" out loud in public.
2. Loudly shout the end of a book.
3. Singing drunkenly.
[QUOTE=fenwick;37583996]Go out to eat and don't leave a tip.[/QUOTE]
That is the social norm in my country :v:
Eating food off the ground
Licking people as a greeting
Holding your breath when someone is talking to you
Touching your body all the time like your on exctasy
Goose-step and walk normaly to places with your arms outstretched.
Find someone with an old car they're willing to lend and drive that everywhere. Social norm says you have to have something shiny and new, driving something 30+ years old breaks that handily.
You can also simply not use things like Facebook. If you're not glued to the net you're a wierdo it seems.
shit on the floor of ur classrom
[QUOTE=TestECull;37593137]Find someone with an old car they're willing to lend and drive that everywhere. Social norm says you have to have something shiny and new, driving something 30+ years old breaks that handily.
You can also simply not use things like Facebook. If you're not glued to the net you're a wierdo it seems.[/QUOTE]
Good idea, but I mainly gave you an agree because you have a Jeremy Clarkson avatar :D
Shit in the urinal.
Blast orchestra music out of a vehicle you're driving while wearing a burkha with a cross necklace and a sweater over it?
Talk loudly and openly about the heroin epidemic during the Vietnam war in the 70's that flooded the black community, around the time that blacks were still getting lynched.
Topics like that, of things that actually happened that most people aren't aware of.
Most people sit back like "I wanna be down with you America", but you got to shatter that attitude.
bring a desktop computer to starbucks
Having a conversation only [B]inches[/B] from somebody's face.
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