Pretty much what goes on in those new DirecTV commercials.
Format:
1st poster: When you A, you B.
2nd poster: When you B, you C.
and etc.
When you wake up, you feel drowsy.
Edit: can't work new lines for shit.
When you feel drowsy, You take some medicine
When you take some medicine, you beat your wife and kids
When you beat your wife and kids, you are an asshole.
When you are an asshole, you start punching people that look at you funny.
When you start punching people that look at you funny, you get arrested.
When you get arrested you get raped in the prison shower
When you get raped in the prison shower, you start raping others.
when rape others, you run out of soap
When you run out of soap, you go buy some body wash instead.
When you go to buy body wash, the convict selling it is a rapist.
When the convict selling body wash in the prison is a rapist, you walk to him, you rape him as a preemptive strike.
When you rape him as a pre-emptive strike, you go back to your cell and cry deeply.
When you cry deeply, you get raped for your immaturity.
When you get raped, you get raped again.
When you get raped again, you get raped again.
When you get raped again, you should really call the cops.
And when you call the cops, they come to your cell and rape you.
When they come to the cell and rape you, you need to get the fuck out of there
And when you get the fuck out of there, you cause a prison riot.
When you die you punch God in the face.
When you punch god in the face, god will rape you.
When god rapes you, your anus becomes a divine entity.
When your anus becomes a divine entity, you start a new religion called ChrASSianity
[del]When you started the religion, it turns out that a thing called CHRISTIANITY exists and is basicly the same thing. (shit)[/del]
kidd
When it turns out that a thing called CHRISTIANITY exists and is basically the same thing, you go 'fuck this shit' and throw out the idea.
When you go 'fuck this shit' and throw out the idea, you wake up from the weird dream you had about being raped alot and being sent to heaven to be raped by god to form a new religion
When you wake up from the weird dream you had about being raped alot and being sent to heaven to be raped by god to form a new religion, you go outside.
When you go outside, you step on a dog poop.
When you step on dog poop, you cry.
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