i usually fap to a sock, but i dont put it inside it because it hurts so i just cum over it, but now for some reason i have been cumming so fucking far, (i came on my fucking neck lol) so this has to end.
how do you guys fap to prevent those accidents?
Wha- What am I reading?
PUI?
Keep your mouth open.
i cum inside my anus
[QUOTE=Stren;31885221]Keep your mouth open.[/QUOTE]
i dont like your method
I just hide it on the inside of my sweatshirt.
Knock on neighbours door and finish.
I jizz in my sister's favorite coffee mug.
In my boxers, but I take my pants off first
Aim it at a fly and see if you can shoot it down
Well what ever you do, [url=http://www.18seven.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Randy_Marsh_covered_in_ectoplasm-407x305.jpg]Don't do this.[/url]
[QUOTE=falcont2t;31885225]i dont like your method[/QUOTE]It's an acquired taste.
[QUOTE=obdob;31885306]Aim it at a fly and see if you can shoot it down[/QUOTE]
hahaha im doing that
Collect it into a medium container, like a bucket, or a large bowl. When it's full, run outside and empty it on the nearest pedestrian.
[QUOTE=Shibbey;31885394]Collect it into a medium container, like a bucket, or a large bowl. When it's full, run outside and empty it on the nearest pedestrian.[/QUOTE]
Bonus Points for Police Officers.
Buy a load of condoms and save it up for years, storing them in your bathtub. But before you do that learn to fly a helicoptor and earn a helicoptor license After about 10 years of collecting it up, you should have 20 or so massively filled condom sperm balloons. Rent a small helicoptor and tie your 20 cum balloons to the side, 7 at each side and 6 in the storage part. Fly over various parts of where you live and drop them in locations that seem fitting. Preferebly in large crowds. Another option would be to attach 100 or so helium baloons to it and include a small electrical charge to each one with a remote control. Let it glide across the air until far enough to not get caught and close enough to see the results. Then press the button you bounded to the remote control then the electrical charge will pop the balloons letting the cum bubbles drop to the floor and ruin someone(s) day.
[QUOTE=commander204;31885192]PUI?[/QUOTE]
no just 12
OP the obvious answer is to eat your seed
Great now nerts is giving me gay visitor messages
golden thread
Let's do this:
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This thread is [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/rainbow.png[/img]
Super gay thread
I question the sexuality of this thread.
you could eat it afterwards
Eating your own seed is gay.
Give it to your girlfriend.
[QUOTE=eninco;31886113]Eating your own seed is gay.
Give it to your girlfriend.[/QUOTE]
its not gay if you do it to yourself
Jizz into an ice tray and serve them with drinks at parties
Jizz on some cinnamon rolls and feed them to your family.
what the hell did i just read.
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