Ask someone stuck in an airport for 20 hours anything. - General

Jumping on the bandwagon is great. As is sitting alone in an airport for 20 hours because British Airways screwed up my connection flight. Entertain me, ask me things, just make my life remotely exciting right now.

where were you headed

Flying to Heathrow, London after spending 2 months in Knoxville, TN.

How many people are there and is there anything worth talking about in this airport? Besides the planes of course.

[QUOTE=BloodFox1222;37018950]How many people are there and is there anything worth talking about in this airport? Besides the planes of course.[/QUOTE] Quite a few people, plenty of tiny little weeny planes. I've also seen a cowboy and an Amish family. Weird, huh?

why dont you leave the airport and go do something, or get another flight at an earlier time

What brand is your laptop

How many crocs have you seen so far?

[QUOTE=LieutenantLeo;37018968]why dont you leave the airport and go do something, or get another flight at an earlier time[/QUOTE] Because I don't have a phone and I'm running low on cash. (I'm not asking, to clarify!) [QUOTE=ILY;37018969]What brand is your laptop[/QUOTE] Acer. And it's the worst thing I've ever used in my life. The muppet who designed it forgot to design a decent cooling system. I've re-applied thermal paste too many times.

Remember to state the medicine is for goat and not your father

[QUOTE=FlashFireSix;37018973]How many crocs have you seen so far?[/QUOTE] None, but I've seen horses, goats, rabbits, cats, dogs. :) Edit: I'm a moron. You mean shoes. TOO DAMN MANY. Even some with SOCKS.

Why were you in America? [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] And did you enjoy your time there?

[QUOTE=Zareox7;37019042]Why were you in America? [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] And did you enjoy your time there?[/QUOTE] I was visiting my girlfriends family before she moves permanently to the UK in August, only 22 days away! And I loved it, despite seeing nothing but Nissans, Trucks and Crocs for 2 months.

What's the story behind your title

[QUOTE=ILY;37019079]What's the story behind your title[/QUOTE] It's an old running joke between a friend an I, who prank called a sex line with a Stephen Hawking text to speech program. Also, appreciate you guys asking me questions. It's made the last few minutes [I]FLY[/I] by!

What was your original flight plan before the airways fucked up your connector? like city > city > city

How's the wifi?

[QUOTE=DemonDog;37019119]What was your original flight plan before the airways fucked up your connector? like city > city > city[/QUOTE] Knoxville, TN > Chicago, IL > Heathrow, London. It's pretty much the worst possible time to fly to Heathrow, being the olympic city and all that. Heathrow is a bad enough place as it is! I also just watched an Airport police guy lock himself out of his jeep. I laughed a lot. [QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;37019135]How's the wifi?[/QUOTE] Awful, truly awful. I keep having to ipconfig /release and /renew every 10 minutes because it drops and holds my IP.

What type of plane are you flying in?

[QUOTE=Chessnut;37019169]What type of plane are you flying in?[/QUOTE] I [B]THINK[/B] it's a Boeing 757 but don't hold me to that. It's an American Airlines shiny horrible thing and I hate British Airways with all of my heart.

Is there any good foodplaces anywhere? Any Pret? [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] Is there porn available at the magazine kiosk?

[QUOTE=Riller;37019246]Is there any good foodplaces anywhere? Any Pret? [editline]31st July 2012[/editline] Is there porn available at the magazine kiosk?[/QUOTE] Yep, there's porn! And there's every food imaginable here. Might destroy some soon. Yeah. I'll do that. I'll be back in a little while guys - For now, have a low quality photo of a runway because my phone is an outdated pile of willy sauce. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/jd59S.jpg[/IMG]

Buy some porn. Strike up a creepy conversation with the cashier about the main actress featured on the front page while you pay.

[QUOTE=Riller;37019308]Buy some porn. Strike up a creepy conversation with the cashier about the main actress featured on the front page while you pay.[/QUOTE] And then jack off in a bathroom stall

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;37019360]And then jack off in a bathroom stall[/QUOTE] But do not, I repeat, do NOT lock the door. Keep it an inch or two open. And groan loudly.

Ever plan on coming back? Also claim you're under the jurisdiction of the Queen, and thus not subject to TSA body cavity searches.

What's the deal with airline food?

[QUOTE=Disotrtion;37022076]Ever plan on coming back?[/QUOTE] Absolutely. In a year, couple of years time maybe. [QUOTE=Chessnut;37022112]What's the deal with airline food?[/QUOTE] Haha. I'd rather eat baby turd than that stuff. But, food is food. Only 12 hours to go. I cannot wait to get on that plane right now.

[QUOTE=Slater;37018991]Because I don't have a phone and I'm running low on cash. (I'm not asking, to clarify!) [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Slater;37019280] I'll be back in a little while guys - For now, have a low quality photo of a runway because my phone is an outdated pile of willy sauce. [/QUOTE] Where the hell did this phone come from?

I've spent, like, 24 in the airport. Know that feel.