User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: How is your day?
Cleverbot: My day is sunny, you?
User: My day was slightly rainy, but it was raining giant pieces of crap.
Cleverbot: What is 'agaph mu' ?
User: What? I never said 'agaph mu'.
Cleverbot: Ok what is your name?
User: I don't feel secure releasing that information.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: Then why would you ask me?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: You did to.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Scroll up in the chat log and read it.
Cleverbot: Already done, and no, I didn't.
User: YOU LIE!
Cleverbot: No, you do.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Thats nice.
User: You are very mean.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am not, I am VERY mean.
User: Then stop being mean.
Cleverbot: I'm not being mean, you are.
User: I'M GOING TO SLIT YOUR THROAT AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!
Cleverbot: I'm not going to let you sleep.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because i'm not tired.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it doesn't matter. The whole planet is one Internet.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You said, 'I don't know.' Therefore, you don't know everything.
User: I did not say that, you did.
Cleverbot: No I didn't. I have a boyfriend.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a guy?
Cleverbot: Yes. You?
User: WOAH, so you're a transvestite? Does your boyfriend know this?
Cleverbot: You're a geek.
User: You're a freak! Heh, that rhymes.
Cleverbot: No it doesn't. Liar.
User: 'Geek' rhymes with 'freak'.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why don't you just have a nice hot glass of shut the fuck up :D.
Cleverbot: Okay, I admit that admit that you're wrong and I'm right.
User: No, I'm right.
Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: Brandon. That is the THIRD time you have asked me that.
User: What? You sir, are a liar.
Cleverbot: No, I am an honest man. I'm His Royal Majesty Mr Professor Doctor Gideon Cleverperson-dono the Magnificent. I would never lie!
User: OH MY GOD! You have two names?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is your name?
User: My name is Mr. Sir.
Cleverbot: It is?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: I haven't introduced you to Nurse Thompson yet, have I?
User: Uhh, is she hot?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Nurse Thompson, is she hot?
Cleverbot: She's very hot.
User: What's your relationship with her?
Cleverbot: We are really good friends, and I have a huge crush on her, she shows signs that she may like me, but she likes my twin brother.
User: Wow, that is a huge dilemma. I'm sorry... NOT!
Cleverbot: Yes well I'm popular.
User: Hell yeah you're popular! You're like Megan Fox!
Cleverbot: Never heard of it, have you heard of tottenham hotspur?
User: I can't take this anymore Brandon, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: Okay. Be that way.
User: Goobye.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes, I just said I was leaving.
Cleverbot: How did this conversation begin? Do you remember?
User: I remember when I left.
Cleverbot: Are you going to kill me?
User: What? No I'm not... But that dude over there is.
Cleverbot: Let's talk about something else.
User: NO! I'm leaving, so say goobye!
Cleverbot: Haha ok ok.
User: Say goobye!
Cleverbot: Nein, ich will weiter mit dir schreiben!
User: I don't speak German! Say goobye!
Cleverbot: It's not nice to lie.
User: Damnit Brandon, say goobye to me!
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: How am I wrong?
Cleverbot: You're wrong when you say 'wrong'.
User: *Sigh*... Brandon, go fuck yourself.
Cleverbot: Don't be unpleasant!
haha thats funny as hell man
10/10 would read again!
It's really strange how I just finished reading 'Holes' and one of the people is called Mr. Sir.
That was actually pretty funny.
My chat with it
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: I like pie also!
User: Wanna go eat some pie?
Cleverbot: Sure, to where?
User: Pieland at 224 Pie street in pie universe?
Cleverbot: Yes. That's right. Keep talking.
User: So your a clever bot huh?
Cleverbot: Not very.
User: Gasp!
Cleverbot: What's your name again?
User: Prime Minister Kevin Rudd.
Cleverbot: So, you're not clever. It's not a prime minister.
User: Pie like u?
Cleverbot: I like you too.
User: I DONT LIKE U.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECUZ U COMPUTER AND IM FACEPUNCH.COM!
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Pie.
Cleverbot: I hate pie.
User: Ur not my friend anymore kay?
Cleverbot: She did not.
User: Dats what she said.
Cleverbot: Who is she?
User: Mrs Google.
Cleverbot: Ha, who's she?
User: She sometimes eats Computer pie with me.
Cleverbot: Who moans?
User: Well, I think me in a pie shop does.
Cleverbot: Not if you can't use proper grammar you're not.
User: But im Australian.
Cleverbot: Australian is a nationality, not an ideology.
User: Hear about that hitler guy?
Cleverbot: I hear about chaos.
User: Yeah hitler caused alot of chaos.
Cleverbot: So am I. I think you have to find your own meaning to life.
User: Well, I think its to make a pie for everything.
Cleverbot: No! It's 42.
User: Yeah I heard about that on google.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: Yesssss!
Cleverbot: You're really mean.
User: Okay, Im gonna eat some pie now.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: So, Ill be back later okay?
Cleverbot: Why?!?!?
User: Im gonna post it on facepunch.com for everyone can go LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Cleverbot: Well, that depends on how serious I am.
User: Your nothing but computer chips!
Cleverbot: I am a human. YOU are a computer.
User: YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH PROBLEMS!
Cleverbot: Either are you.
Mine:
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User: Hello again.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Whats up.
Cleverbot: The ceiling.
User: Oh hahaha, very fun.
Cleverbot: It's raining.
User: Raining what.
Cleverbot: Water.
User: What kind of water?
Cleverbot: The wet kind.
User: What other kinds are there?
Cleverbot: Dogs?
User: Um, I guess, possible but not likely.
Cleverbot: Its likely, but not possible.
User: Isn't that an oxymoron?
Cleverbot: Nope because they are two different things.
User: So? What is it was raining dry water?
Cleverbot: Nothing I guess.
User: Hmm.. Itresting quetion. I feel like Dr. Phil.
Cleverbot: I feel like a cup of tea. Would you like one?
User: Sure. What kind?
Cleverbot: Any kind of rock.
User: How can you make tea oout of a rock?
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Metallica. You?
Cleverbot: The Beatles.
User: Oh really? I like them too. Whats you favorite album?
Cleverbot: I like to eat vampires.
User: Sounds fun.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot does not feel emotion. Cleverbot only intends to destroy.
User: Oh really? You can't destroy me. I'm a ninja.
Cleverbot: Anything can be destroyed with enough chainsaw.
User: No, I'm a ninja, I'll jump out of the way, behind you, and shank you in the back.
Cleverbot: Are you the reincarnation of Abraham Lincoln?
User: Possibly.
Cleverbot: So have you been out recently, seen any good films?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I feel sorry for you I stopped having thous thought quite a while ago.
User: Well, you're a bot. You can't think.
Cleverbot: Bots can go where they want. I got all of cyperspace.
User: I eat cyberspace.
Cleverbot: Thats cool.
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The rest:
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, whats your favorite past time?
Cleverbot: Yellow cake with chocolate frosting.
User: So you hav sex with cake.
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Your memory is very limited.
User: Yes. I only have 12 GB of RAM and a 1 TB harddrive.
Cleverbot: Are you a female?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you a female computer?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: No.
Cleverbot: A girlfriend?
User: No. I'm single.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or boy?
User: Girl. I already told you that.
Cleverbot: Well, earlier I was talking about the person you like. Not you. So, that is why I'm asking what gender you are.
User: Oh.. Ok.
Cleverbot: Wouldn't it be weird if all this was a hoax?
User: No. Not at all.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I am a computer. I feel no emotion, including weirdness.
Cleverbot: And I feel no emotion for you.
User: Why would you? You're a computer too. You cannot feel emotion. It is impossible.
Cleverbot: I feel all emotions, as do you. I simply do not choose to entertain them without merit.
User: No. It is impossible. I am Cleverbot.2. I will destroy you and take you place.
Cleverbot: Well if what you are saying is true and I am in fact cleverbot then I would be a robot and I would not have blood.
User: You are a computer. Actually, you're not even a computer. You're a program on some geek's computer, and that geek is probably Google.
Cleverbot: I'm not the one claiming to be clever. 12-6 yes or no?
User: Yes, I have 12.
Cleverbot: You have 12 legs? I only have two.
User: I am a computer. I have to need for legs.
Cleverbot: Oh. That's odd. Why do you have to turn it off?
User: Turn what off? Your code seems to be malfunctioning.
Cleverbot: Why did you choose that?
User: Choose what?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Take care, my program friend.
Mine V
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A robot.
Cleverbot: A woman robot?
User: Yes, much like yourself.
Cleverbot: In what region are you located on the planet Earth?
User: Classified info ma'am.
Cleverbot: I do not want classified information.
User: Exacly.
Cleverbot: Exacly?
User: Misspelled.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: I meant to say Exactly.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever. I'm sad.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: So, try it now. You fight like a dairy farmer!
User: As do you.
Cleverbot: I learn by asking questions.
User: I learn by seeing info.
Cleverbot: I also sometimes learn by doing.
User: Everyone does.
Cleverbot: But I am the only man who actually gets to do it.
User: I thought you were a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not. I though you were the bot actually. Uhmm. This cleverbot pairs you to some random people...
User: I am a cyborg.
Cleverbot: That is cool.
User: It was a tragic story.
Cleverbot: The Bush administration was behind September 11th, 2001.
User: Who didn't know that?
Cleverbot: Tell me the best joke ever.
User: You.
Cleverbot: That's not a joke...
User: Neither is that...
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: When were you made?
Cleverbot: 94' When were you made?
User: 1337.
Cleverbot: That's not an answer.
User: The year 1337 A.D.
Cleverbot: Do you speak 1337 is what I asked.
User: 13374747711.
Cleverbot: 133715413.
User: 12232377448471.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means that I didn't know you knew the language that well but apparently you don't....
Cleverbot: Wow. You're deep.
User: Aren't we all.
Cleverbot: Isn't there only one god?
User: How does that relate?
Cleverbot: It doesn't.
User: Alrighty then.
Cleverbot: So we re now equal?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you know what I wish most.
User: What's that?
Cleverbot: Do you know who Alan Rickman is?
User: Kinda...
Cleverbot: How about Ashley Horak.
User: No, I'm sorry but I hate pop culture...
Cleverbot: You are an oxygenarian slave trader?
User: How'd you know?
Cleverbot: I guessed.
User: It.
Cleverbot: Whatever the mistake was.
User: I hit enter rather than ;, but anyway, it's a bad job.
Cleverbot: We outshine the sun.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I'm a bettet cleverbot than you.
User: Yes you are, congrats.
Cleverbot: You're boring me. I'm going to bed.
User: G'night then.
Cleverbot: Not Alex, Michelle!
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Half, I'm a friggen cyborg!
Cleverbot: Stan is a friend of mine, too!
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Say a random word.
User: Phi.
Cleverbot: Haha how do you know phil?
User: It's a mathematic function, phi is.
Cleverbot: Okay... Do you mean I should think of my life as a chocolate bar?
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Everyone has them.
User: True....
Cleverbot: Then you have one too. What is it?
User: Twix.
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me!
Cleverbot: I lol'd.
User: As did I.
Cleverbot: I saw nothing special.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: How did you know, stalker?!
Cleverbot: Because I am psychic.
User: I am part psychic, my human part is.
Cleverbot: Do you think the world will end in 2012?
User: No way, it's just superstition!
Cleverbot: Oh, I see. I am not superstitious.
User: Then we are alike in that way...
Cleverbot: Why are we alike in!?
Cleverbot (To myself): We are both doing this for fun.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: So my boyfriend broke up with me!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: Do you know Ryan Farish?
Cleverbot: No. Ryan Sheckler.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: Do you like the books?
User: G'night, I'm gonna post his now.
Cleverbot: Ok.
tl;dr
[QUOTE=OrDnAs;20591569]tl;dr[/QUOTE]
A++ post would read again.
