Good Troll Ideas - General - Facepunch Forum

Name says it all, post your favourite, or just a generally good troll idea. It doesn't have to be original. My contribution: On Facebook, when someone posts something they're most likely to be sensitive about, something that would almost guarantee instant reply ... reply with an insult, wait for them to reply with anger, delete your comment and make them look mentally unstable. [U]Example:[/U] Friend: Call of Duty: Black Ops = THE FUCKING BEST GAME EVAR! You: Black ops sucks man, only fags play it. Friend: Fuck off cunt you don't know what you're talking about [B]DELETE YOUR COMMENT[/B] [U]End Result:[/U] Friend: Call of Duty: Black Ops = THE FUCKING BEST GAME EVAR! Friend: Fuck off cunt you don't know what you're talking about You: Hey man, you alright there? Looks like you got multiple personality disorder.

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>implying that you have a friend

no.

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Just go on MW2/Black ops have the highest death rate and say everyone sucks and you're the best. Instant trolling.

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[QUOTE=Twistai;26198648][img_thumb]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3aS3c3Wh8gaTV_coCC31Rt40voxOfrhItlEg8-KS4K6qMNLYJ[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Posted from trollscience :v:

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hey PVTvain, we're rating at the exact same time, wow.

[QUOTE=Goodthief;26198721]hey PVTvain, we're rating at the exact same time, wow.[/QUOTE] I see.

Go to Roger Ebert's website and declare that Citizen Cane was overrated.

call someones house and hang up 50 times happening to me currently

Make several accounts on Facepunch and spam the "N" word in every section.People respected me.

Is this thread an example? Not trying to be a dick, but it's shitty enough.

[QUOTE='[ToRn];26198444'] On Facebook, when someone posts something they're most likely to be sensitive about, something that would almost guarantee instant reply ... reply with an insult, wait for them to reply with anger, delete your comment and make them look mentally unstable. [U]Example:[/U] Friend: Call of Duty: Black Ops = THE FUCKING BEST GAME EVAR! You: Black ops sucks man, only fags play it. Friend: Fuck off cunt you don't know what you're talking about [B]DELETE YOUR COMMENT[/B] [U]End Result:[/U] Friend: Call of Duty: Black Ops = THE FUCKING BEST GAME EVAR! Friend: Fuck off cunt you don't know what you're talking about You: Hey man, you alright there? Looks like you got multiple personality disorder.[/QUOTE] I will join facebook just to do that now hahaha.

At the Gym i go to people often place their items in lockers, without locks. While no one steals anything i have a good idea to make them think twice. I plan to buy those cheap combo locks stroll in one day find such a locker with stuff in it, place the lock and write down the code for my eyes only. Then in perfect handwriting place a note which entitles, "Dear Sir/Madam you have been choosen for an experiment, one in which your wits will be tested, one in which to unlock your life....50$ must be placed into (insert paypal account here) to get your valuables back, Good Day." Thoughts?

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;26235929]Let it be known from this day forth that theguy is 11 years old.[/QUOTE] good one but I'm 16 who is very childish and immature. [editline]22nd November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=I REDSTAR I;26235945]At the Gym i go to people often place their items in lockers, without locks. While no one steals anything i have a good idea to make them think twice. I plan to buy those cheap combo locks stroll in one day find such a locker with stuff in it, place the lock and write down the code for my eyes only. Then in perfect handwriting place a note which entitles, "Dear Sir/Madam you have been choosen for an experiment, one in which your wits will be tested, one in which to unlock your life....50$ must be placed into (insert paypal account here) to get your valuables back, Good Day." Thoughts?[/QUOTE] awesomest idea ever!

[QUOTE=theguy;26235958]good one but I'm 16 who is very childish and immature.![/QUOTE] :frog: People I come across who say,"I'm 14,15,16,or 18 years old" are actually an little immature 12 or 11 year-old runt.

[QUOTE=NoobSauce;26236025]:frog: People I come across who say,"I'm 14,15,16,or 18 years old" are actually an little immature 12 or 11 year-old runt.[/QUOTE] whatever you say NoobSauce. :razz:

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[QUOTE=NoobSauce;26236025]:frog: People I come across who say,"I'm 14,15,16,or 18 years old" are actually an little immature 12 or 11 year-old runt.[/QUOTE] good thing im 17 :smug:

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use xD ^_^ smilleys "your" instead of "you're" anime avatar seems to cause shitstorms on some threads

When ever someone is speaking about a serious matter via text, add lol to the end of your scentences, or if your friends are those who shund people who use "xD" or "LMAO" just go ahead and throw it in there.

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Keep correcting someones grammar mistakes. When they stop making mistakes, wait until they mess up. When they do, correct them. They go batshit.

I've been needing to get my printer fixed, because I [b]really[/b] need a troll face mask.

Create dozens paper-craft dragons that watch you around the room and place them in a dark room at work. Then take squeamish and shy girl and tell her to get something in there.