Your mom is so fat, that like, if she doesn't change her eating habits and consider better activities during her days, she could fall into some serious health problems. This is all because of the fat your mom has right now.
Deja moo: The feeling you have heard this bull before.
What does the a skeleton call the day after today? To-marrow.
Renewable energy?
[sp]I'm a big fan.[/sp]
Two peanuts walk into a bar
One was a salted
How do you get a Pikachu on a bus?
You Pokemon.
I can't say anything about your mother because cows are sacred in my country
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This literally angers me
Why is Helen Keller a bad driver?
[sp]She's dead[/sp]
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These don't even make sense as a joke wtf
I mean it's Minecraft so my expectations weren't exactly high in the first place, but still.
A man was in a terrible accident and was knocked unconscious.
He woke up later in the hospital and said to a doctor
"Doctor... I can't feel my legs"
The doctor replied.
"That's because you lost your arms."
There are two fish in a tank and one goes to the other one "How do you drive this thing?"
[editline]29th November 2016[/editline]
William Shakespeare walks into a pub and the landlord says "You're Bard!"
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;51444944]I can't say anything about your mother because cows are sacred in my country[/QUOTE]
this requires more winner ratings for zone actually being in india
Why did Helen Keller fall into a well?
[sp]She couldn't see that well.[/sp]
Who were the fastest readers in the world? [sp]...................9/11 victims: 90 stories in under a minute[/sp]
What is worse for jewish people than the Holocaust? [sp] A Hall of Cost...... ............... ............. [/sp]
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tbf this is pretty decent anti-humour
[url]http://www.funnyjunk.com/V+finds+a+joke+book/funny-pictures/5907737[/url]
Ever hear about the polack who walked into a bar with a pile of shit in his hands and said "look what I almost stepped in"?
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Wish I could give that guy who wrote that a handshake.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15nNY7uofNw[/url]
A wizard walks into a bar, and disappears with a poof.
