• Come up with a slogan for our fake business!
    25 replies, posted
So some time back I asked for a name for a fake PC buisness and with all your amazing suggestions I went with PC Paramedics. Now we need a slogan. Any ideas? Make it catchy, yo.
'We'll make it catchy yo'
"Oy Yhctac Ti Ekam Ll'ew" or shortned OYTEL
"Deciding our name and slogan was outsourced to someone else and your repair job probably will be"
No we don't use shock paddles to bring your pc back to life.
[sp]PC Posse would be my business name.[/sp] "Passionate performance, guaranteed. Let us do all the work!"
"Try restarting before calling us"
"Turning it off and on again is basically how defibrillators work"
[QUOTE=D3TBS;42456292]"Try restarting before calling us"[/QUOTE] Damn, I may have to use this. Slogans aren't necessary so I could just slap this on our paper and hope I don't get points off for having a sense of humor.
"Exclusive Indian support for your pleasure."
"Honest, Reliable service"
"At dingy dinky deals dot com these deals are so dingy they're dinky goodness!"
"PC Paramedics does what Nintemics!"
"Fuck off"
"Deleting your system32 since 2013"
"PC by day, CP by night!"
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;42454416]'We'll make it catchy yo'[/QUOTE] More like "cache-y"
"Hey, we noticed your PC is on fire. Give us some money and we'll help you out with that" [sp]Shamelessly stolen from John Green[/sp]
"We'll implant your brain right into your PC so you can experience the amount of viruses and bugs that we need to fix."
You got a computer? We'll take it. [sp]by force[/sp]
"Please, sir. May I have some more of your money?"
"Mmmmmm Mmmmm Mmmmm.......Boogery!!!!" Go with the "slogan that doesn't have anything to do with the product, let alone make sense" angle.
"We got the medicine"
"We're better than your son at this." "Pay us to google your problem"
"You and PC Paramedics - Partners for a lifetime!." "Pure PC Paramedics . Pure Power." "PC Paramedics - 1% pure." "Famed for PC Paramedics." "You can find your place with PC Paramedics." "No home complete without PC Paramedics." "PC Paramedics, the choice of all." "Soft and silky as PC Paramedics."
"Discreet and discrete"
Sorry, you need to Log In to post a reply to this thread.