Omegle

[Solace92]

They should change the motto of Omegle from "talk to strangers" to "Be anyone you want." Anyway, I found some of my old chat logs.

40 year old man
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Hey there little boy.
You: Hey there little boy.
Stranger: little boy?
You: You wanna come back to my cellar later for some popsicles?
...You: *slurp* *slurp*
Stranger: i hate popsicles
You: I got the ones with the...chocolate...and the vanilla icing inside
You: mmm yeah
Stranger: dont like that
You: You ever see a grown man naked?
Stranger: yers
You: Would you like to? (again)
Stranger: no
Stranger: bye creep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

KKK member
[quote]You: Hey, you a member of the Klan? You know, you a brotha?
Stranger: This is Chris Hansen from NBC news
You: Could you do a special on the evolution of the Ku Klux Klan?
Stranger: we already have
Stranger: the klan is old news
...You: Don't be a hater.
You: Nobody likes haters.
You: Why can't we all just get along?
You have disconnected.[/quote]

Female Gangster
[quote]Stranger: asl
You: You motha fucker! How dare you come on here asking for my ASL. I ought to string you up to a telephone wire by your balls.
Stranger: ASL ASL
Stranger: i dont have balls
Stranger: u wanna lick mah pussy
...You: Oh well aint that fuckin dandy!
You: and u fuckin bet i do
Stranger: come and lick mah pussy!
You: better yet, lets cyber hardcore
Stranger: LOL I DONT HAVE A PUSSY I HAVE A 12 INCH COCK
You: let me take off my pink panties first
You: and 12 inches?
Stranger: yes baby
You: i can cut ur fuckin dick off
Stranger: im hardocre
Stranger: mmm
You: ya, ill show u hardcore with a knife
Stranger: do meeeeeeeeeeee
You: Can I castrate you?
Stranger: yes you may
You: Okay
You: Then I'll do you
Stranger: hell yeah
You: and then castrate u
You: whats ur address?
Stranger: Yo pussy #34 Asshole street
You: hell yeah ill be there
You: i must warn u, i have aids though
Stranger: me too sexy
You: oh u are
You: ur like a fuckin beast
You: an ugly disgusting faggot of a beast
You: but a beast nonetheless
Stranger: hell yes baby
You: let's freak
Stranger: woo
You have disconnected.[/quote]

Barrack Obama
[quote]Stranger: asl
Stranger: hey
You: Hello, I'm Barrack Obama, and I'm using Omegle.com to find out what people think of my health care reform.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Nigerian Prince
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Hello, I'm a Nigerian prince.
You: I need $100,000 for my Swiss bank account.
Stranger: fuck off asshole
You: As much fun as fucking a prepubescant American boy sounds.
...You: I'm going to have to turn down your offer.
Stranger: money laundering weirdo
Stranger: gay prince...
Stranger: by the way i am female
You: You have dealt a great insult to a proud and noble beast.
You: The Nigerian crown is displeased..
Stranger: nigerias a democracy
Stranger: so shutup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

They are getting better at detecting trolls...
[quote]Stranger: asl
You: 14/male/Holy Roman Empire
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Afghani
[quote]You: asl
Stranger: 50/m/ny
You: 37/male/afghanistan
Stranger: mmk, bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Billy Mays
[quote]You: Billy Mays here with another exciting product!
Stranger: i just got my six pack abs today dude!
Stranger: im fucking stoked!
Stranger: what is it billy?
You: idk john, you tell me
...Stranger: will it help you get rid of your penis breath billy?
Stranger: you know
You: yes
Stranger: whispers: from sucking so much bathroom cock....
You: Go choke on a dick.
You: Oh wait, too late.
Stranger: nobody heard
Stranger: lolololololol
Stranger: celebrity deaths are HILARIOUS
You: i agree
Stranger: can i ask a serious question?
You: your death will be equally hilarious
You: and shoot
Stranger: ikr
Stranger: ok anyways
Stranger: this is going to seem dumb and immature but i really mean it
You: inb4 You want some good cock, Billy?
Stranger: what kind of things is your mom into? id really like to take her out some time/
You: she likes ballbusting
You: as in crushing a man's nuts
You: so u should really become a eunuch
You have disconnected.[/quote]

wtf happened here?
[quote]You: Age/Sex/Location/Boob size (if applicable)
Stranger: hey whats up :) instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..
Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends fo...r romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but that was all.
You: im 14
You: so u wanna hook up baby?
Stranger: If you want to see some pics of me, and learn a little about me go to my blog lovelexa24.tumblr.com.. I also have sexier pics(but obviously not in public view) just go to my dating site, there is a link on my blog.
Stranger: sorry, I talk to much.. I was actually going to go get something to eat, so hopefully we'll talk later, thanks and byee :)
You have disconnected.[/quote]

John
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Hello, John.
Stranger: john is also my name,
You: John Jacob Jinglehimerschmit?
You: His name is my name too.
You have disconnected.[/quote]

John 2
[quote]You: Hello, John.
Stranger: man there are alot of freaks on here...
Stranger: NOW SHOW ME THEM TITTIES~
You: Tell me about, Johnny boy.
You: I wanna see some titties too, John.
...You: Tell me, John. What's it like being perverted?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Billy
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: You want some good cock, Billy?
You have disconnected.[/quote]

Alaska
[quote]Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 72/transgendered/alaska
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Testes
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Hello, sir, I would like to perform an experiment to see what it's like to crush a man's testicles using a pair of pliers. Would you like to volunteer?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

kthxbai
[quote]You: Hello, sir, I would like to perform an experiment to see what it's like to crush a man's testicles using a pair of pliers. Would you like to volunteer?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yup
You: okay
Stranger: yup
...You: First I need you to sign a disclaimer claiming that I'm not responsible for what happens to your stupid ass.
Stranger: okayy
You: *hands you a pen and the legal document*
Stranger: ooo
You: Your signature, pleas.e
Stranger: heyt
Stranger: what's uour name btw?
You: John Williams.
You: okay that will do
You: *crouches and jabs you in the testicles with the pliers* *SQUEEZES THEM*
You: *pop* ... .... ... g2g
You: kthxbai
You have disconnected.[/quote]

binary
[quote]You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
Stranger: 1
...You: 1
Stranger: 0
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
Stranger: 怎么看不到你的人
You: 1
You: 0
You: 怎么看不到你的人
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 10
You: your gay
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: hello
You: 1
You: 0
You: 10
You: 1
You: 0
You: 10
Stranger: 你他妈才是gay呢
You: 1
You: 0
You: 1
You: 0
You: hahahaha go fuck a duck
You: 0
You have disconnected.[/quote]

Changing things up a bit.
[quote]Stranger: Hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: Asl?
You: Asl?
Stranger: Age sex location?
...You: Age sex location?
Stranger: Im 18
You: Im 18
Stranger: u?
You: u?
Stranger: M/f?
You: M/f?
Stranger: F
You: F
Stranger: Where do u live?
You: Where do u live?
Stranger: Indonesian,U?
You: Afghanistan,U?
Stranger: Indonesian~
You: Indonesian~
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

Taiwan
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from
You: from
Stranger: tw
...You: tw
Stranger: ....
You: ....
You: You want some good cock Billy?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

disconnected
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

politics
[quote]Stranger: hey im a 14 yr old boy from China,hbu?
You: im a 14 year old boy from Taiwan
You: let's be friends!
You: waz it like in COMMUNIST china?
You: here in the REAL china
...You: (taiwan)
You: we actually have FREEDOM
You: and a WORKING monetary (capitalist) system
You have disconnected.[/quote]

sexism
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: transgendered
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]

OMG BEST ONE EVER
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Hello, are you female?
Stranger: yeah
You: oh sweet
Stranger: u?
...You: male
You: 15/m/florida
You: u?
Stranger: 15/f/korea
Stranger: um...
You: north or south?
Stranger: south.
Stranger: i'm not dangerous.
You: lol im sure ur not
Stranger: haha
You: xD
You: arent north the good guys though?
You: we helped them in WW2
Stranger: um... no.
You: no wait that was korea
Stranger: um.. right?
You: american education system = good
Stranger: hahaha.
Stranger: korean education system=terrible
You: o.O
You: Korean education system = StarCraft
Stranger: yeah but girls don't do that.
Stranger: including me
You: what do u do?
Stranger: i don't do any games.
Stranger: We do internet shopping or suf
You: here in america it is illegal for girls to do games
You: internet shopping = fun
Stranger: yeah.
You: girl gamers=death penality
Stranger: why do that?
Stranger: that's terrible.
You: police state
You have disconnected.[/quote]

Hayley Williams
[quote]You: hey
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: m
You: age?
...Stranger: 13
You: 14
Stranger: cool
You: single?
Stranger: yup
You: me2
Stranger: soo wut u wanna talk about
You: idk, u have a fun fourth of july
Stranger: ya i kicked the shit outa this guy who made my friend cry
You: oh u sound tough, i like strong men ;)
Stranger: thnx well he had it coming ya know?
You: yeppers
Stranger: so hows it going
You: im good, my brother just got beat up because he made some kid cry though
You have disconnected.[/quote]