• How would you rather Die? (25 Possible ways)
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Okay here are the options: 1. Drown 2. Suffocate 3. Choke 4. Shark Attack 5. Heart Attack 6. Airplane Crash 7. Helicopter Crash (yes they're different!) 8. Morbid Obesity 9. Lightening Strike 10. Radiation Leak from Near by Power Plant 11. Ear Infection 12. Bird Crap to the Eye 13. A Hot tap water Incident 14. Falling Coconut 15. Dog the Bounty Hunter shoots you in the Face 16. Freak Carnival Accident 17. Dying in a Terrorist Attack 18. Food Poisoning 19. Snake Bite 20. Hit and Run 21. Falling out of Bed 22. Falling off a Cliff 23. Electric Shoke 24. Canabalism 25. Chuck Norris Eatting your Brain 26. Laughing to Death 27. Walking... 28. Bear Rape 29. Ape Rape 30. Beastiality in General 31. Dumbass Tendencies (includes sticking a fork into a power socket) 32. Slamming head in desk drawer repeatedly 33. Porn Addicition 34. Drug Addiction 35. Complications due to a Paper Cut ...to your death/leading to your death. Explain why. :) I choose walking. Seems the simplest.
[QUOTE=p4ul;20668075]7. Helicopter Crash (yes they're different!)[/QUOTE]How do you know? :ninja: Also, 27.
[QUOTE=Joakim Lindb;20668136]How do you know? :ninja:[/QUOTE] Although the answer to this query might appear to be staggeringly obvious the question is actually more subtle than it seems. First a couple of basic assumptions: 1) By 'plane' I'm assuming the questioner means a conventional fixed-wing aircraft (ruling out lifting bodies, vectored thrust and all the other aeronautical exotica) and that 2) by 'helicopter' he/she is referring to a conventional machine with a powered rotor (ruling out tilt-rotors autogiros et al). Fixed-wing aircraft and helicopters both generate 'lift' by using one or more engines to drive a wing or wings (a rotor blade is nothing more nor less than a specialised type of wing) through the air. When the amount of lift generated overcomes the force due to gravity acting on the aircraft (helicopters are aircraft too!) the aircraft flies! Because the wings on a fixed-wing aircraft are... errr... fixed the whole aircraft has to move through the air with the wing whereas a helicopter's rotor derives it's lift independently of the motion of the the rest of the airframe. And that is the key difference and explains why a helicopter can hover but a fixed-wing aircraft cannot.
[QUOTE=p4ul;20668150]Although the answer to this query might appear to be staggeringly obvious the question is actually more subtle than it seems. First a couple of basic assumptions: 1) By 'plane' I'm assuming the questioner means a conventional fixed-wing aircraft (ruling out lifting bodies, vectored thrust and all the other aeronautical exotica) and that 2) by 'helicopter' he/she is referring to a conventional machine with a powered rotor (ruling out tilt-rotors autogiros et al). Fixed-wing aircraft and helicopters both generate 'lift' by using one or more engines to drive a wing or wings (a rotor blade is nothing more nor less than a specialised type of wing) through the air. When the amount of lift generated overcomes the force due to gravity acting on the aircraft (helicopters are aircraft too!) the aircraft flies! Because the wings on a fixed-wing aircraft are... errr... fixed the whole aircraft has to move through the air with the wing whereas a helicopter's rotor derives it's lift independently of the motion of the the rest of the airframe. And that is the key difference and explains why a helicopter can hover but a fixed-wing aircraft cannot.[/QUOTE]It was a joke.
[QUOTE=Joakim Lindb;20668171]It was a joke.[/QUOTE] So was mine...
oh dear!
Make this a poll next time.
[QUOTE=Magman77;20668231]Make this a poll next time.[/QUOTE] I was to lazy to fill in all the options =/
15 i am the doooog the big bad dooooog dog! The bounty hunteeeer!
[QUOTE=p4ul;20668075] 1. Drown ... 35. Complications due to a Paper Cut[/QUOTE] [quote]25 different ways[/quote] :raise:
threesome on my 100th birthday
Nuclear explosion in a major city, set of by [I][B]ME!! Bwahahahahahahaaa!! [/B][/I]
I'd commit suicide like a man. [url]http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide[/url]
Laughign :cawg::cawg::cawg::cawg::cawg:
Ill take a number 6 please.
Other; Dying for my country
14. I'd prefer to die in a comedic fashion.
[QUOTE=p4ul;20668075]Okay here are the options: 31. Dumbass Tendencies (includes sticking a fork into a power socket) [/QUOTE] I did that the other week and only got shocked. I didn't die.
34, might as well die flyin' high if I have to choose.
[QUOTE=p4ul;20668207]So was mine...[/QUOTE] I highly doubt it was joke on your part when you spend 5 minutes writing a paragraph on how a plane crash differs from a helicopter crash. :/
Cannibalized, baby!
I rolled a d20 for the first 20 and I got number 15 yay.
Probably 8 for me.
26 but my mother seriously almost died from 35.
Ear infections don't kill you.
13, sounds like a good story would have to follow that. Also, most people don't die from being struck by lightning.
33 lol
17. Dying in a Terrorist Attack I'd rather die fighting for my country.
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