My favorite video game quote is from Scooter in borderlands.
"She may not be the prettiest girl at the dance, but she'll put out the second you ask her!" (Scooter referring to the catch a ride booth)
What about you guys?
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''I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.''
''This store discriminates against the poor!''
Commader Shepard, Mass Effect 2
Vlad: Who are you?
Niko Big mouth prick
I love GTA games.
Let's go bowling!
Sully:"I'm Sweating like a hooker in church."
Drake:"You brought a hooker to church?"
Sully:"Why not?"
And don't forget the Marco Polo Moment :3:
hbauglaghj shgiansi ahgtuia little jacob
See you round, like a donut CJ.
Isaac Newton is the deadliest son of a bitch in space
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I would never break a perfectly decent hammer
"Good luck Freeman. And be adequate."
"What's that even mean?"
"No idea... It just sounds like something the Vorts would say."
I love Griggs and Sheckley.
"Ive got BALLS OF STEEL"
"Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum and i'm all out of gum"
Duke Nukem 3D
JC: "How are the drinks in here?"
French Dude: "Great, if you like rat's piss"
JC: "Never tried it"
"NNN'YAAARGHH!"
"Stay down!"
-[b]Niko Bellic[/b]
"I'm done dealing with your AGHAGHGUUUGHGHGAGHKKKKKKK shit!"
That punk dude from ZPS.
"..."-Gordon Freeman
"Sign my petition, or I'll follow you home and kill your dog"
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"Burn a book, save a tree!"
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Postal 2 is a goldmine when it comes to these.
You almost became a Jill sandwich
- Barry Burton
"What is your will?"
"There is not such thing as innocence, just degrees of guilt"
"Sanity is for the weak"
"He who stands with me shall be my brother"
Dawn of War quotes.
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN, CJ"
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[QUOTE=AWarGuy;26608258]"What is your will?"
"There is not such thing as innocence, just degrees of guilt"
"Sanity is for the weak"
"He who stands with me shall be my brother"
Dawn of War quotes.[/QUOTE]
"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment" was probably my favourite.
Also I can't really think of any that haven't already been posted. Except for pretty much whenever Wesker uttered a word in RE5. As soon as I am away from my computer my mind will flood with great quotes I should have posted though, it's always like that.
"YEAAHHH! Who won the lottery? I did!"
- Oliver Swanick, 10 seconds before I blast his face in with a shotgun and take his fucking lottery ticket.
[quote=papaya;26608608]"yeaahhh! Who won the lottery? I did!"
- oliver swanick, 10 seconds before i blast his face in with a shotgun and take his fucking lottery ticket.[/quote]
smell that fresh air
and
"They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."
and
"Also I may have sort of.. uh... plowed his daughter. A little"
and
"Please assume the position"
and
"Commie ghosts, trying to steal our rockets and fly to moon, so they can paint it pink and put Lenin's face on it."
Actually, fallout new vegas is awesome I'm gonna go play it goodbye.
OH MY GOD JC A BOMB!
a bomb.
"Hey! Parking meters! And you're walking around! Ha ha ha... That's so funny."
'Plough her beanfield'
'Don't worry Gordon he's debeaked and completely harmless, though he may attempt to couple with your head, fruitlessly.'
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