An angry cuban with a flamethrower picks a fight with you, how do you prove your manliness? - General

I'd throw a table at him, duh.

Steal his flamethrower and chase him down as he is defenseless.

Spill gas on him.

Chug a jerry can of gasoline.

Fight Fire with Fire, obviously.

Use my ultra fast reflexes...to kick him in the head I've done that plenty of times in F.E.A.R. especially when i can launch kick them into glass

[T]http://richbui.com/files/2009/12/20091210-Montecristo-Edmundo-Cuban-Cigar-001.jpg[/T] Ask him to lit my Cuban cigar.

Cancel out his flame with an even bigger, flameyer flammenwerfer.

Turn into my demon form and eat him.

Fall over crying and beg him for mercy like a little bitch. [I]Works every time.[/I]

"Comrade, what are you doing?! You're wasting your precious gas! You should save it for burning the American fascist pigs!" Ey, I come from a third-world shithole, he's gonna buy it.

try to figure out why the fuck im in cuba, and what i did to piss off a cuban, better yet, a cuban with a fucking flamethrower.

Curl up in a corner and cry

Say "I am your father", He'll run off and cry.

Kick him in the dick.

light a cigar on his flamethrowers pilot light, or just casually throw a glass of water on it to snuff it out.

I just use two flamethrowers!

I make a fast thread asking for suggestions before doing anything.

Burst the gas line going to his flamethrower then walk away without looking back as he gets holocausted

Be prettier than him.

With my fucking bare hands.

Deport him back to Cuba and let the secret police deal with him.

Report: Victims involved: [REDACTED] Commiter of Crime: Cuban McPyro Weapons used: Crude Imitation Flamethrower Method of Victim's death: Falling from a high velocity while simultaneously burning to death. What happened: After the victim insulted McPyro's moustache, McPyro quickly drew his flamethrower, proceeding to chase the victim around the room while blindly burning highly flammable materials around the room. The victim attempted to escape by jumping out of the 3-story apartment window, but not before he tripped on a can of gasoline, and was ignited by the perpetrator's flamethrower. The victim then proceeded to make a mad scramble towards the window, lost his balance, and fell straight onto the concrete. His body then exploded into flaming giblets and cooked blood the second he hit the ground. Cuban McPyro is now facing several charges for the murder of [REDACTED]

[QUOTE=LondierX;44426254]Report: Victims involved: [REDACTED] Commiter of Crime: Cuban McPyro Weapons used: Crude Imitation Flamethrower Method of Victim's death: Falling from a high velocity while simultaneously burning to death. What happened: After the victim insulted McPyro's moustache, McPyro quickly drew his flamethrower, proceeding to chase the victim around the room while blindly burning highly flammable materials around the room. The victim attempted to escape by jumping out of the 3-story apartment window, but not before he [B]tripped on a can of gasoline[/B], and was ignited by the perpetrator's flamethrower. The victim then proceeded to make a mad scramble towards the window, lost his balance, and fell straight onto the concrete. His body then exploded into flaming giblets and cooked blood the second he hit the ground. Cuban McPyro is now facing several charges for the murder of [REDACTED][/QUOTE] Whoops.

Eat my own rectum then regenerate it.

Quickly skip out of the building, wearing a white V-neck tee, skinny jeans and a fauxhawk, sipping from a martini.

I'd drink enough booze to make my piss flammable and use my dick as a flamethrower against him.

I'd attack from behind.

[I]Fistfuck him[/I]

Hide in a water barrel.